💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Pickle Inspector]

I don't know how Dobby can enjoy playing Skyrim with such a horrific framerate:

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

^ He doesn't enjoy it. He wouldn't no matter what. He can't enjoy anything.

 

[Malt Liquor]

I don't know how Dobby can enjoy playing Skyrim with such a horrific framerate:
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He's not playing,He's watching a slideshow

 

[Mr. Duck]

I don't know how Dobby can enjoy playing Skyrim with such a horrific framerate:
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Because he doesn't play, he's too much of a pussy to actually do shit on Skyrim, so he prefers to play with all the "pacifist" mods he can find and wander around like a moron.

But still, just play the console version if the game runs THAT bad on your PC (that goes for everyone).

 

[c-no]

I don't know how Dobby can enjoy playing Skyrim with such a horrific framerate:
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There is a notable difference between frames such as 60 and 30, especially since at this point, Skyrim should for some people be running a decent frame rate. A frame rate of 10 means everything is as fast as molasses dripping by the side of a glass jar. Complaint about FPS can be annoying for those that just want to play a game but even that crowd finds Dobson playig Skyrim at 10 to be pathetic.

 

[fishercat]

I don't know how Dobby can enjoy playing Skyrim with such a horrific framerate:
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God his computer must be screaming in agony at this point. No wonder his hard drive keeps crashing.

But still, just play the console version if the game runs THAT bad on your PC (that goes for everyone).

He uses a Mac.

 

[SolidusChris]

10 frames per second? that means Skyrim is running like this:

Mac gaming right?

 

[Nova Prospekt]

I don't know how Dobby can enjoy playing Skyrim with such a horrific framerate:
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Now that's just sad. Just how many mods is he running? What's the point of playing a game if you can't even enjoy it?

Oh wait yeah, nice guy points.

 

[PacSol]

Insert joke about him being unable to think any faster than 10 fpm.

 

[Cucky]

Now that's just sad. Just how many mods is he running? What's the point of playing a game if you can't even enjoy it?

He's probably running it on a machine powered by his talent and creativity.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I don't know how Dobby can enjoy playing Skyrim with such a horrific framerate:
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"Fuck your elitism"

His ego is reaching 90's cartoon villain levels.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

I don't know how Dobby can enjoy playing Skyrim with such a horrific framerate:
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How is this even possible? Did he set everything at Ultra High Quality, refusing to go lower? I've got a six year old PC here, that can run it quite well at medium settings.

 

[fishercat]

How is this even possible? Did he set everything at Ultra High Quality, refusing to go lower? I've got a six year old PC here, that can run it quite well at medium settings.

He's probably trying to run it at the highest quality while using a Mac.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

I don't know how Dobby can enjoy playing Skyrim with such a horrific framerate:
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I could understand 30 FPS. I could even understand 20. But 10? Jesus man, that's not the kind of thing you brag about. That's like bragging about your micropenis. I'm sure it's good enough for you but most of us prefer something with a little more girth.

He's probably trying to run it at the highest quality while using a Mac.

Never thought I would feel sorry for a Mac.

 

[Spellskite]

I don't know how Dobby can enjoy playing Skyrim with such a horrific framerate:
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Just because Dobson has a substandard experience does not mean we all need to lower our standards. Fuck YOUR elitism, Dobson. I swear, gaming is one of the only hobbies where you see fucktards defending businesses releasing products that don't work as promised, and the worst part is you just know he'a doing it to be a contrary asshole.

 

[Ruin]

Holy shit. 10 fps is almost at the point where the characters start walking backwards.

 

[John Titor]

I don't know how Dobby can enjoy playing Skyrim with such a horrific framerate:
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To think some time ago, this is the same person who touted the superiority of Macs.

 

[Mr. Duck]

He uses a Mac.

I know, but still, how the fuck can anyone consider 10FPS to be acceptable.

Now the question is, what is he using to run it on a Mac?, i thought that using Bootcamp or Wine would give you decent results, unless he's using a very old Mac or a virtual machine program (probably the worst option for playing Windows games on another system) to run it.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

I know, but still, how the fuck can anyone consider 10FPS to be acceptable.

Now the question is, what is he using to run it on a Mac?, i thought that using Bootcamp or Wine would give you decent results, unless he's using a very old Mac or a virtual machine program (probably the worst option for playing Windows games on another system) to run it.

Considering the cost of a new Mac it probably is pretty old. He also seems to think that Macs are perfect infallible machines, so he probably hasn't got any anti-virus on it or updated in ages.

 

[Strelok]

So I looked it up. Even if Dobbear was running the newest Macbook, we're still looking at an Intel integrated chip.

That said holy fucking shit $1300 for a laptop that can't even top 2.5GHz and has 256GB? Fucking hell that's on par with my mothers shitbox $300 Lenovo laptop. I could build three mid-range gaming PCs (not including peripherals mind you) for that price.

And this is if he's using the brand new ones. Him getting 10fps is about as surprising as my shitty $50 Chinese phone crashing if I load too many tabs in firefox.