💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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Yes, yes Dobson, we get it. You think you're a super-progressive who is better than the rest of us terrible whities. No matter how hard you try, though, you're social justice pandering will not replace your lack of likable personality.
 
A super-progressive that thinks that the best way to portray characters is to introduce several sexualities and make them all the most blatant stereotypes possible.

Just...Dobson.
 
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Yes, yes Dobson, we get it. You think you're a super-progressive who is better than the rest of us terrible whities. No matter how hard you try, though, you're social justice pandering will not replace your lack of likable personality.

Indeed, whites are the worst thing to happen to the world! Its not like they invented most of the technology, and have a generally low rate of violence, plagues and rapes where they live... oh wait.


And their wicked skies! Burn the damn skies, embrace the hatred!
 
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Most entertaining shit I've seen from Dobbo's Twitter in a while. I love it, but then he ruins it with this whining.

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A) I get the feeling Dobson didn't understand his own comic.
B) The trolls might be Dogs, but Dobson is a pussy.
C) Dobson is elbowing his way into several fandoms and social issues, spreading his awful, whiny, insincere opinions as facts. That's enough "invasion" some people need to feel justified to harass someone as nasty and unlikeable as Dobson
D) As mentioned earlier: It's so goddamned funny to get a reaction out of DibDob. It's always a really meek virtual shaking of the fist with added amounts of whiny manchild-tears... In the time I've been following Dobson more closely, he was reacting to trolls on a daily basis, he made passive aggressive remarks about fans at least once a week but only once did he aknowledge fans that are supportive of him (and that was when he 'left' dA). He's going out of his way to focus on the trolls for no discernable reason.
E) Dobson is insinuating that the trolls troll him so they can silence his oh-so-important voice and make him "not stand out" of the group. The amount of self-serving bullshit is off the charts at this point. Trolls don't attack him to throw mud on his dazzling magnificence out of envy, they don't tell him to shut his stupid piehole so he starts to think like them. Noone trolls him to make him "not stand out of their group".

After a decade, Dobson still doesn't get why people have trolled him all his life. He's happily trying to shoo away pidgeons by throwing breadcrumbs at them, blissfully ignorant why they never leave him alone. What a dunce.

Because his fanbase, consisting of 12 year olds and some really clueless people, are used to his name. If he changes it so nobody know who he is, he'll be losing all those asspats and Patreon money.
And if he changes it but let people know of the change, that won't do a thing to stop the trolling.
Dobson refuse to let go and start a new, he just prefer to live in the mess he made for himself.
It's really sad when you think about it. Dobson has such a tiny fanbase, he has to rely on his 'brand recognition' (so to speak) and thus can't really change his name. If he'd started anew, the best thing that could happen, would be noone on earth realising it's Dobson, but I have a strong feeling Dobson wouldn't be able to pull that off, since he'd just get swamped in the rows and rows of unremarkable artists while far more talented, creative and industrious cartoonists/artists soar to the top.
 
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Not sure if this has been posted, but the guy who made Death Bunny is more marketable than the blue bear with rage issues.
If he was real, I would buy a comic from him.
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Deconstruction Time!
"I'll be nice and give them a little arm room."

This not only implies that Poppers doesn't usually do something like "giving someone else a little arm room", it also tells us, that when he denies other people their "arm room" he does this consciously. Do you remember the last time when you shared a table with someone? Your were working on something, or it was gaming night and without noticing it your stuff slowly moved into the other persons share of the table? Then that person called attention to it, you pulled your stuff back onto your side and felt a little bit embarrassed that you didn't notice it on your own? Fedobear(*) apparently does notice this and each time he shares a table and he makes a conscious decision wether he behaves like ... well, himself or like a decent human being.

Also, from the top of my head, I can come up with two things, that could have made this comic funnier. Having both guys entring the top panel with the thought: "I should take care that I don't accidentally take up space on his side of the table." and in the next panel you see these massive pyramids of merchandise, that sag the table and are ready to topple over.

Or, easier, just have them switch rolls. It wouldn't be so different, if you think about it: Just change DeathBunny into Alex Ze Pirate and put less hair on the fat guy.

(*) Seriously, if no one else came up with that already, I want credit for it. ;)
 
He has no self awareness. I wondering these days where he should seek a diagnosis...
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Dobson is pathetic enough to feel satisfaction after reporting someone... as if he had achieved anything. At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if Patreon was closer to shut him down, than to actually act out his reports, since he's being a whiny nuisance of a douchebag that doesn't even generate much income.
 
I wouldn't be surprised if Patreon was closer to shut him down, than to actually act out his reports, since he's being a whiny nuisance of a douchebag that doesn't even generate much income.

Could you imagine the level of salt if his patreon got suspended?

It would be biblical!
 
Dobson is pathetic enough to feel satisfaction after reporting someone... as if he had achieved anything. At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if Patreon was closer to shut him down, than to actually act out his reports, since he's being a whiny nuisance of a douchebag that doesn't even generate much income.

I was thinking similar. Dobbie did send them a whiny email about how they should change there terms and conditions to benefit him and now he seems to be reporting anyone with a trollish or suspicious user name.
I doubt it would actually get as far as them shutting him down but a slap on the wrist would be worth a few laughs. Then knowing Dobbies love of overreaction he would likely shut himself down.
 
I dug around his YouTube channel and found this. It's oldish so i'm not sure if it's been posted before-
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dRKWRMbTvWs
Apart from the obnoxious voice modifier it was kinda interesting and informative. A nice change from his usual shit.
Oh god... I... I learned something from Dobson... not by being shown how not to do it, but rather by something I dare call "An educated opinion put forth in an informative way".
Joking aside, nice and well done video. I have a feeling if Dobson had stayed on that track, he would be in a better position today. Though I have to say, Dobson's voice, even with the digital alteration, is really meek and has this almost whiny nasal tone to it. Not really unpleasant to listen to, but it does make it sound like Dobbys gonads haven't dropped yet.
 
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