💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Gothicserpent]

I want to see him get dropkicked by a guy in a Care Bear suit.

 

[Whalymin]

Don't mean to double-post, but Dobson is now on his crusade against art thieves
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Totally not harassment.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

I don't think it's art theft when it's someone showing other people your one-layer garbage on a website where everyone knows it was made by you.

It's not art theft because it's not art.

 

[Barley]

[MEDIA=twitter]622564690774749188[/MEDIA]Aw Hell, he said please. Pack it up, everyone. Time to mess with someone else.

No, Dobby, you're still not in your own spaces. You are still in Patreon.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

You know, if he says he doesn't have a dA account, then why does he have a dA account? And why doesn't he just close the damn thing?

 

[Spellskite]

Dobson is making money off fanart of existing properties, and he has the gall to call people 'art thieves'?

What the fuck happened to patreon being like a tip jar?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Dobby...

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[Adamska]

It's not art theft because it's not art.

It's not theft because it has no value too.

 

[AdJack]

It's not theft because it has no value too.

I have a strange feeling that his inflation drawings will someday pay a crucial role in the trial of a serial killer.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Don't mean to double-post, but Dobson is now on his crusade against art thieves
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"Original art, DO NOT STEAL!"

Also I had no idea Dobby had the rights to sell Batman art.

 

[PeteyCoffee]

Maybe he would say that doesn't count because the SJW definition of bigotry is "Prejudice plus power" so check your privelege smoothskin!

So video games have power over Dobson. To Dobson, vidyas = the evil empire.

 

[AnOminous]

Because it's hilarious?
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That's telling ^^^

Edit: Ninja'd

They probably already thought he was nuts, though. Mainly because he is nuts.

 

[Bugaboo]

Isn't it technically only art theft when someone takes your art and makes money off it? Dobbles seems to have the 12 year old tartlett's definition of art theft

 

[Adamska]

Isn't it technically only art theft when someone takes your art and makes money off it? Dobbles seems to have the 12 year old tartlett's definition of art theft

Dobbo is emotionally a child. Mainly because his parents spoiled him rotten and he didn't ever experience hardship outside of his social network. He has been pampered and lived a very comfortable life, and hasn't learned or dealt with failure until he became an adult. Even then, he then doesn't pick up any of the tools a normal person picks up when they are forced to mature, because fuck responsibility and fuck my own problems; they don't exist.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I would donate to his patreon if one of the reward levels was him explaining why he was banned from the school bus as a child.

 

[Positron]

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Still clueless as ever. NOBODY wants your hideous Lesbian Kick comics Dobby.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

He was 'quitting the internet' a few days ago
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Yeah, Dobbie, that's a great idea! Here are some inspirations:

1. Turn that blond heterosexual male idiot into a bipedal four-armed transsexual elephant!
2. Introduce an army of Atea clones. To make them noticeably - but not too much - different from the original ("Atea Prime"), give them multicolored arms, that is, a blue-armed Atea clone, a green-armed clone, a red-armed clone etc.
3. Turn the sailing ship into a flying steam locomotive with a face on the front. Said locomotive is powered by feeding it the souls of Gamergate shitlords.
4. Redesign Alex as a sentient walking cactus who wears a sombrero and acts very stereotypically Mexican, plus can fire thermonuclear missiles from her cactus arms.
5. Give Alex the Mexican Cactus Pirate the ability to change size at will, from nanometer scale to the diameter of the observable universe.
6. Have Alex and friends fight the French Foreign Legion.
7. Let the whole story take place on an alternate Earth where princess Diana is still alive and leads the Soviet Union on a crusade against Encyclopaedia Dramatica.
8. Replace Talus the Furry by a sentient blunt who communicates by shaping his smoke clouds into all kinds of images.
9. Whenever you feel driven to draw Hawt Lezbian Hankypankies, instead have everyone jump into a time machine and travel to a random event in history where they run around and insult everyone.
10. Write the dialogue exclusively in Manx.

 

[Melancholic_Cowboy]

So, Dobson says he's going to take a break from the internet only to get back on it two days later and complain on Twitter that he has no private spaces on the internet- which he was supposed to be taking a break from in the first place.

Dobson don't know what he want!

 

[Positron]

Dobby knows what he wants sure enough: he wants asspats. But tough getting asspats in the SJW circle when you're a cishet white male.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

He thought his suicide threat would garner more asspats. That poor artist Andrew Dobson driven to near suicide by the trolls would be a cause célèbre. When that didn't materialize there was no point for him not to go back to his regularly scheduled asspatters. His regulars that didn't lift a finger to get him help during his suicide threat.