💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Sanae Kochiya]

I'd love to see Dobson (or any SJW) play through the Mass Effect series. Trying to see them rationalize the Geth-Quarian conflict in terms of black and white will be HILARIOUS.

 

[Dr. Meme]

I'd love to see Dobson (or any SJW) play through the Mass Effect series. Trying to see them rationalize the Geth-Quarian conflict in terms of black and white will be HILARIOUS.

rationalize

There's your problem

 

[Ruin]

I'd love to see Dobson (or any SJW) play through the Mass Effect series. Trying to see them rationalize the Geth-Quarian conflict in terms of black and white will be HILARIOUS.

He'd cry and shit himself when he realized Cerberus are an allegory for the Nazis.

 

[MMX]

He'd cry and shit himself when he realized Cerberus are an allegory for the Nazis.

In dobbie world the genophage oppressed the krogan females.
Dobbie shep is an agent of ovarian liberation.

 

[CrimsonKnight]

I'm just imagining him playing Broforce. It would be too manly for him.

 

[Stud2Stud]

Do we know what kind of music he likes? Based on his tastes in other media, I'd assume it's some really shallow pop music.

 

[Dudeofteenage]

For some reason the nickname "Amiibear" pisses me off, even more so than Dobson's usual wordplays around the term "bear". It's probably because he tries to pack two "cute" (at least to him) things into one, creating a saccharine overload.

It's just another manifestation of Dobson's firm conviction that there's nothing more creative than combining two unrelated words.

Check me out - Microwave + Sin wave = Microsinwave Oven! Now I just need to draw a picture of, I dunno, a microwave with calculus notation on it and watch all those tens of sweet Patreon dollars roll in

 

[MMX]

Do we know what kind of music he likes? Based on his tastes in other media, I'd assume it's some really shallow pop music.

I just imagine him listening to

Anime sound tracks (with a hate boner)
Theme songs to forgotten 80s cartoons
The frozen soundtrack
Lesbian poetry and spoken word

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Lesbian poetry and spoken word

 

[MMX]

Actually i think Dobson listens to stuff like Paramore, Taylor Swift and whatever pop princess is flavour of the month.
But for his SJW points he replaces the track listings with ones from indigo girls albums.

 

[Stud2Stud]

https://vimeo.com

Spoiler: Now you've done it

you broke my Pretentious-meter...

 

[MMX]

I was saving this for next time dobbie was crying about his fetish.
Fuck it.....

Ladies and gents
Heres Dobsons theme song

 

[Johnny Bravo]

That and connect Mr. House to a prominent Republican. Suffice it to say he would max out Speech but still get triggered that (IIRC) every non-House path requires killing House.

You can leave him alive, but that seems like the cruelist option. He would be disconnected from his computer network and have no way of interacting with the outside world.

 

[fishercat]

You can leave him alive, but that seems like the cruelist option. He would be disconnected from his computer network and have no way of interacting with the outside world.

Plus he'd slowly die over the course of a year or so, due to being disconnected from his life support system. Killing him is the kinder option to be honest, but Dobbles wouldn't care because MUH PACIFISM.

 

[MMX]

Plus he'd slowly die over the course of a year or so, due to being disconnected from his life support system. Killing him is the kinder option to be honest, but Dobbles wouldn't care because MUH PACIFISM.

Pretty much bang on.
Dobbles cant do grey morality, to him killing is bad regardless of the reasons.
Dobbles lives in a world where the hero ties up the bad guys for the police to collect.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

https://vimeo.com

 

[Gensdupays]

Not only that but House wants you to kill him yourself, instead of having the computer do it. Dobson would probably freak out, run out of the room, and then go on Twitter to complain about how working for the NCR triggered him.

Like he would play for any faction but the NCR anyway.

 

[Stud2Stud]

Pretty much bang on.
Dobbles cant do grey morality, to him killing is bad regardless of the reasons.
Dobbles lives in a world where the hero ties up the bad guys for the police to collect.

Tying them up? That can give them serious cases of rope burns! You monster!
Truly, a pacifist as wise and noble as Dobson would show them the err of their ways and rely on the honor system, so they don't run away once caught.

 

[MMX]

Tying them up? That can give them serious cases of rope burns! You monster!
Truly, a pacifist as wise and noble as Dobson would show them the err of their ways and rely on the honor system, so they don't run away once caught.

Real men use their words........

 

[Ferls]

Real men use their words........

Words? Don't you mean "passive aggressive power fantasy drawings"?