💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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Remember this part of his Patreon?

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Dobson doesn't.

I think the fact he's barely in triple figures enraged him.
 
Are you fucking serious!? You need a break from a convention? Can handle all the people? Getting stressed? How about you just go outside you fucking strain on humanity? Sit on a fudging bench or go for a walk. These people need to be tagged for extermination in the future. Of course Dobby loves this, of course! Fucking PTSD water gun Dobson needs a shelter from his non-existing fans at conventions he doesn't even go to. I swear, these people are out to get me personally, to get right up on my balls and fuck with my faith in humanity. What a bunch of cunts...

There are no doubt people out there that get a kick out of just imposing their will, beliefs, handicaps and needs onto people. Every time I read about people doing this or see it on the news I just think...that must be really fun in a sick sick way.
 
There are no doubt people out there that get a kick out of just imposing their will, beliefs, handicaps and needs onto people. Every time I read about people doing this or see it on the news I just think...that must be really fun in a sick sick way.

Why else would SJWs do it? It's definitely not to make the world a better place considering that they do no such thing!
 
I read it on EDF over a year ago. Brent fired Dobson for being Dobson.
If he did fire Dobson, it would make me wonder why he didn't hire another artist to share his terrible jokes. Eh, I would take the words of EDF with a grain of salt but it does create a lot of possibilities. If I remember the event right, their contract had expired and Brentalfloss decided not to renew it.
 
Remember this part of his Patreon?

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Dobson doesn't.

Maybe he shouldn't post Patreon exclusive art. I noticed he mentioned some behind-the-scenes stuff, so one thing he could do is post videos of him drawing but keep his artwork visible for all (I'm assuming it would be more difficult to mirror the video than to "steal" his comics). Also...

Wait a minute...

Book discounts? Is Dobson still selling books of his artwork? Oh... oh god, that's horrible. Someone somewhere had to assemble these books. Someone had to do quality control on each individual copy, stack them into a box and carry them to a truck, and for what? Unfunny, outdated pop-culture puns? What kind of sick, pathetic bastard pays for physical copies of Dobson's work? I wouldn't even use one of his comics for kindling. Firewood might be more expensive but at least I'd have my pride.

Anyway, he clearly needs to rethink his business plan.
 
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Maybe he shouldn't post Patreon exclusive art. I noticed he mentioned some behind-the-scenes stuff, so one thing he could do is post videos of him drawing but keep his artwork visible for all (I'm assuming it would be more difficult to mirror the video than to "steal" his comics). Also...

Wait a minute...

Book discounts? Is Dobson still selling books of his artwork? Oh... oh god, that's horrible. What kind of sick, pathetic bastard pays for physical copies of Dobson's work? I wouldn't even use one of his comics for kindling. Firewood might be more expensive but at least I'd have my pride.

Anyway, he clearly needs to rethink his business plan.
Maybe someone might joke gift a copy of whatever book Dobby sells after previously receiving a signed Chris-chan autograph and Sonichu medallion or something?
 
He's at it again.

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Nobody wants to be an accessory to your hugbox.

Fucks sake dobson.
Is that first message Dobbys version of "War is never the answer; peace is. Never fight. Compliments will get you fuzzy-wuzzies. War gets you prickly-wicklies... as well as punches. They get you those, too. Thank you very much, and have a wonderful day."
 
I looked at his Patreon Page, & one of the pledge milestones was a Skyrim children's rhyme book.

Why? Skyrim is not marketed to children. Would the book be for older geeks to enjoy or something?

It's like making an arts & crafts kit for the Dragon Age series. Wrong material for the demographic.
People like Dobson often say things are "for kids" as a way to get asspats when in actuality no kid would ever like it.
 
I looked at his Patreon Page, & one of the pledge milestones was a Skyrim children's rhyme book.

Why? Skyrim is not marketed to children. Would the book be for older geeks to enjoy or something?

It's like making an arts & crafts kit for the Dragon Age series. Wrong material for the demographic.
It's because he feels that if he was a kid right now, he'd be all over it.
His dumb logic is awfully predictable. His work is all about pandering to himself or to soggy knees.
 
I looked at his Patreon Page, & one of the pledge milestones was a Skyrim children's rhyme book.

Why? Skyrim is not marketed to children. Would the book be for older geeks to enjoy or something?

It's like making an arts & crafts kit for the Dragon Age series. Wrong material for the demographic.

If his poetry is at the same level as his drawings, God help us all.
 
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