💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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Once I read the word "suicide", I assumed the worst.

Dobson, you godawful egomaniac. (:_(

I feel bad for the guy who was killed by a bus... but the bitchy blue bear garners no sympathy from me whatsoever.
 
I bet Dobson's dream death is for the guy from Dig Dug to come and stick a pump up his ass and make him a splode. See, the reason he didn't off himself was because Dig Dug guy had a previous engagement.
 
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geewizz dijo:
Dobson is your average attention seeking failed artist. and really what does he have to be happy about?
  • His penis has never known even the slightest touch of a woman. Not even a dirty handy-J in the bathroom of a convention center. Not even a gaze.
  • He is constantly barraged with negative criticism and chooses to grow bitter over it, rather than listen to it.
  • He has a harmless yet bizarre fetish, one only the most loving of partners would indulge, and probably only one, briefly on a special occasion. Something so unsexy and stupid it makes scat seem understandable in relativity.
  • He lives his life in a shroud of broken dreams. He was supposed to work for Disney, he was supposed to make it big with his doodles. Now he's forced to beg at conventions and on his website and toil in internet obscurity while others get the chances that he feels were stolen from him.
  • His comics were never funny but at least for a while they enjoyed a quiet dignity as a honest representation of Tom's thoughts. Now he doesn't even have that.
We could go on and on but really there's little point. Tom Preston/Andrew Dobdon is a sad, small little man who feels cheated by the world. A world that sneered at him and said "C'mon Tom. You can do better." while Tom screwed up his face and said "Fuck off troll. Deviant Art likes it."
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You know, even if all of Dobson's dreams came true, he'd be that asshole who would use his reach to focus on making himself a roadblock to other people as much as possible, even at his own expense; the definition of a winner is that there's only one.
 
MarvinTheParanoidAndroid dijo:
You know, even if all of Dobson's dreams came true, he'd be that asshole who would use his reach to focus on making himself a roadblock to other people as much as possible, even at his own expense; the definition of a winner is that there's only one.
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If all Dobsons dreams came true he would still bitch.
Why didn't they come true sooner ?
Why are people only now coming to see my true worth ?
Why are others allowed to be as successful/more successful than me ?
Now I am successful people are just gonna copy/parody me !

WAH WAH WAH
 
Alan Pardew dijo:
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If he really does that and gets some real social interactions, good. If he takes at least a week off, I wouldn't even be upset about this suicide scare any longer.

Does anyone know, if he was in therapy at some point? And what else he is suffering from, apart from a narcissistic personality disorder?
 
Dobbie posts an update saying hes temp quitting the internet.
Posts an update less than two hours later.
 
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Dobbie needs to learn that there's more to life than Patreon and Twitter.
If he's actually turning his computer off and making an effort to improve then good on him.
But he's most likely going to play Splatoon for a week and come back exactly the same as he always is.
 
The worst thing about lolcow suicide threats is all the power levelling it summons. Lolcows are for laughing at, not letting them get under your skin.

Now let's just wait for round 2 when he misses his monthly wallpaper and loses his patreons.
 
Infinity dijo:
The worst thing about lolcow suicide threats is all the power levelling it summons
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God, aren't you a fucking entersphere kid? Why do you understand this concept better than the veterans here?

Seriously, stop posting your fucking suicide stories every goddamn time some idiot threatens to off himself because his cartoon drawings suck.
 
I'm here to laugh, point, and observe. That's it. No one gives a shit about my personal life story because it's shit. Fucking powerleveling shit was ruining this thread. Thank you, blessed Null for reminding everyone of that. When ADF was crying about his suicide attempt that never happened, I didn't see as many people take it so seriously.
 
Eh, I don't really think it's even the worst thing. I'd say the "mourning dead father? Just calm your tits!" was probably the worst. Suicide-baiting is pretty much standard 'cow fare, even if it is still shitty.
 
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