💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[JU 199]

This whole debacle kinda made me realize how the internet has conditioned me to think of suicide. Normally your first instinct when someone threatens to kill themselves is to call the cops, help them whatever. But after seeing cow after cow use suicide as a 'get out of responsibility free' card now I just instinctual feel at most indifferent, and it's worse since often times I won't even know if they were bullshitting. So it just sticks in your head like a popcorn kernel in your teeth and doesn't go away for seemingly 20 years.

Yeah I feel the same. I've never encountered such a selfish prick.

Seriously, fuck dobson.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Dobson couldn't even successfully kill himself.

 

[Omega Rhythm]

I guess he read his suicide note over and decided that he had so many more meaningful contributions to make to humanity before he kicked the bucket.

He looked it over and saw he was leaving everything to fictional lesbians.

Seriously, go fuck yourself, Dobson.

 

[Superior Watermelon]

[MEDIA=twitter]618919408971350016[/MEDIA]That was quick

Someone took a page from the book of ADF

 

[OBAMATRON]

what a letdown

 

[Gensdupays]

Dobson, go fuck yourself. Find the nearest bike pump and shove it up your ass and pump until your colon explodes.

He's got a lot of nerve to play with people like he did. I had no pity for him before but now I actively am disgusted by him.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

They probably didn't even attempt it.

Wouldn't be surprised.

And speaking as someone whose actually attempted such acts before. This has to be a new low (as if he couldn't get any lower). I can only imagine that he shuts down his Patreon due to everyone backing out.

 

[Executive Impact]

He's sunk to a new low with this.

 

[HU 096]

Haven't finished reading the whole thread, but Nookie Bear thrives off of the attention he gets anyway. So for me, as heartless as it sounds, I can't give two shits about his supposed death.

Until I'm proven wrong, well...

EDIT;; Good God Dobbo. Of course he faked it.

 

[FK 635]

I was genuinely worried. Now I feel a mix of relief and disgust.

 

[Spaulding]

I wanna tell Dobby to kill himself. Help. I wasn't this evil before.

 

[Spellskite]

[MEDIA=twitter]618919408971350016[/MEDIA]That was quick

What a fucking clown. Holy shit.

I guess a positive of all this is that I apparently live within 15 minutes of Dobby, but not sure if that info is up to date. Never seen him at any conventions or anything.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

He threatened to kill himself guys, almost every lolcow does that. He never even said he was definitely gonna off himself. Not something to freak out over.

 

[Lalala]

Next time you decide to use suicide as a sympathy gambit, follow through with it you cunt.

 

[CWCissey]

What a fucking clown. Holy shit.

I guess a positive of all this is that I apparently live within 15 minutes of Dobby, but not sure if that info is up to date. Never seen him at any conventions or anything.

Punch him in the face for me.

 

[Ido]

Fucking Cocktease, just when I was starting to worry a little bit, oh well. He's going to be kicking himself (or tying the noose, if you will) for pulling this shit, especially when no one lets him live it down.

Also, Inflation.

 

[Linako 2.0]

I have the fringe feeling the dead guy was a ween who wanted to make Dobson look like he committed suicide for some cheap lulz; but forgot that people die when they are killed

 

[nyess]

this thread just went

Spoiler

 

[JU 199]

I've decided to engage one of his whiteknights
Lets see what pathetic defense is used...

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

[MEDIA=twitter]618919408971350016[/MEDIA]That was quick

Pitchforks.

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Get your pitchforks here!

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Dobson has no sympathy from me. I hope that Patreon burns to the ground.