💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Count groudon]

I love how Dobson's all moralfag in Skyrim(which is set in a harsh world with dangerous things everywhere like dragons trying to eat you) and yet he used to(maybe still does, who knows) inflate animu teenage girls til they pop. I'd probably believe him if he was known to be kind even if it's just on the internet to anyone, but we all know how much of a dick he is to fans and critics alike.

PS: Hearthfire houses suck. I'd rather have a housemod or a modded hearthfire house than the vanilla houses.
PPS: Did he even do any of the guild questlines? Eh, he probably didn't.

He might've played the mages college questline. I remember one time he drew a picture of his character and he had her wearing robes like the ones you get at the college, and out of all the main questlines its one of the less violent ones along with the thieves guild, so I guess it'd suit his whole "im not violent u gaiz!" Playstyle.

 

[Dudeofteenage]

He might've played the mages college questline. I remember one time he drew a picture of his character and he had her wearing robes like the ones you get at the college, and out of all the main questlines its one of the less violent ones along with the thieves guild, so I guess it'd suit his whole "im not violent u gaiz!" Playstyle.

Let's not flatter Dobson by presuming this new "I only ever play video games non-violently and being required to kill video game characters gives me PTSD" thing predates the last few weeks.

 

[Malt Liquor]

Never played Planescape: Torment... does it have prepubescent girls to fawn over or female characters with vaguely implied homoerotic tendencies?
Without that, the chance he'll ever pick it up is rather low... unless Wu-senpai mentions the game favorably.

More likely,He will chimp out about the female characters (a girl with demon blood dressed very scantly and a succubus,She is completely chaste btw),Morte's black humor and other SJW Triggers (No matter Torment is written better than almost anything else in the last 15 years,context doesn't matter,right Tumblr?)

 

[vertexwindi]

Some pages ago someone mentioned that Dobson should try more cartoonish styles. I started wondering what that'd look like, and, well...

Not entirely happy with the fella but it's not all bad.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Some pages ago someone mentioned that Dobson should try more cartoonish styles. I started wondering what that'd look like, and, well...

Not entirely happy with the fella but it's not all bad.

Fart bear?
damn,now i dont want to think about his inflation fetish anymore

 

[Twilight Sparkle]

Some pages ago someone mentioned that Dobson should try more cartoonish styles. I started wondering what that'd look like, and, well...

Not entirely happy with the fella but it's not all bad.

I think the reason it doesn't look completely awful is because he stole the butch Hartman style
and ten layers?
Ten layers for a simple peice of crap like that? The most I could think that one would need to draw that is four..

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

When He sperg about vidya,He's like a crossbreed between Chris and Moviebob.

I dunno, at least I can find Chris and Bob's video game sperging funny. Dobson's just a sad sack with little, if any, humor to be found in his posts.

 

[Positron]

[MEDIA=twitter]615630826223448064[/MEDIA]

1) ESO is now a one-time purchase. If you can afford Splatoon you can afford it.
2) Sucks to be you for being a MacFag.
3) You interact with people on-line all the fucking time!

 

[tepid]

3) You interact with people on-line all the fucking time!

Yeah but what level will he have to play to in ESO to unlock Blocktor's Hammer of Blockening

 

[Nova Prospekt]

He might've played the mages college questline. I remember one time he drew a picture of his character and he had her wearing robes like the ones you get at the college, and out of all the main questlines its one of the less violent ones along with the thieves guild, so I guess it'd suit his whole "im not violent u gaiz!" Playstyle.

Oh I must've missed that one. The ones I've seen were his character wearing elven armor with those godawful faces.

I just can't really imagine how you can't kill in Skyrim, or at least be forced to kill in order to survive. Sure you can run away, but what about boss fights?

Snagged from ED:

So apparently this is a wallpaper?

How are they not falling? What is perspective? How is that...thing between ratgirl and token straight guy leaning backwards?
The roof(?) they're sitting on looks flat as fuck. And that cloud filter.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Oh I must've missed that one. The ones I've seen were his character wearing elven armor with those godawful faces.

I just can't really imagine how you can't kill in Skyrim, or at least be forced to kill in order to survive. Sure you can run away, but what about boss fights?

Snagged from ED:

So apparently this is a wallpaper?

How are they not falling? What is perspective? How is that...thing between ratgirl and token straight guy leaning backwards?
The roof(?) they're sitting on looks flat as fuck. And that cloud filter.

Those clouds look like a fog's about to blanket the town. That or there's a fire.

And I can't tell if the roof in the foreground's supposed to be thick or flat as fuck. And how the fuck are they not falling down into the house? Also, "LESBIAN KICK" chick and Alex are holding hands. As if we needed any more obvious implications Dobsy.

 

[PeteyCoffee]

I wonder how Ze Pirate got an overflowing beer onto that roof without getting all wet.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

That's the patreon wallpaper? That is tragically bad, even for Dobby.

 

[Omega Rhythm]

Why is there a red light being reflected on Lesbian Kick? Where is it coming from?

Also, the line where the water ends and the sea begins is... Odd. I can't really put my finger on what it is, though.

 

[Strelok]

Oh I must've missed that one. The ones I've seen were his character wearing elven armor with those godawful faces.

I just can't really imagine how you can't kill in Skyrim, or at least be forced to kill in order to survive. Sure you can run away, but what about boss fights?

Snagged from ED:

So apparently this is a wallpaper?

How are they not falling? What is perspective? How is that...thing between ratgirl and token straight guy leaning backwards?
The roof(?) they're sitting on looks flat as fuck. And that cloud filter.

I'm going to ignore the massive artistic flaws and just point out this "wallpaper" has a baffling resolution of 2277*1133 giving it an aspect ratio of goddam 207:103. I don't think I've ever seen a monitor with those dimensions in my life. Like Seriously Dobson, how hard is it to take a blank canvas and set it to 1920*1080 before you start drawing.

EDIT: For the record I've placed my desktop, a bog standard 1080p, against his wallpaper to show how insane this is. This won't fit on a 16:9 resolution (which the vast majority of monitors conform to) without massive cropping or squashing.

Spoiler

 

[Stud2Stud]

Oh I must've missed that one. The ones I've seen were his character wearing elven armor with those godawful faces.

I just can't really imagine how you can't kill in Skyrim, or at least be forced to kill in order to survive. Sure you can run away, but what about boss fights?

Snagged from ED:

So apparently this is a wallpaper?

How are they not falling? What is perspective? How is that...thing between ratgirl and token straight guy leaning backwards?
The roof(?) they're sitting on looks flat as fuck. And that cloud filter.

My guess? They are sitting on Snoopy's Doghouse.

I wonder how Ze Pirate got an overflowing beer onto that roof without getting all wet.

There's an innuendo involving Lesbian Kick girl, but I'll do us both a favor and just leave it at that.

 

[Smelvin]

The thing about that picture is that it looks like it's on its way to being a good picture. Like he put it up when it was halfway finished (and fucked up on that roof). That could have been really good if he actually looked up some tutorials on doing clouds, for instance. His stubborn refusal to learn from anyone continues to hamper his own work. As one artist looking at another artist's work, it's fucking frustrating!

Get over yourself you fuck and read a god damn tutorial! If that roof was a cliff or hilltop and you actually looked up how to do the Photoshop effects you didn't have experience with you could've made your first satisfactory piece of artwork in your life! You fucking moron!

 

[Too Many Crooks]

I saw a couple tweets tonight. Dobson is as milquetoast as ever.

 

[MysticMisty]

Oh I must've missed that one. The ones I've seen were his character wearing elven armor with those godawful faces.

I just can't really imagine how you can't kill in Skyrim, or at least be forced to kill in order to survive. Sure you can run away, but what about boss fights?

Snagged from ED:

So apparently this is a wallpaper?

How are they not falling? What is perspective? How is that...thing between ratgirl and token straight guy leaning backwards?
The roof(?) they're sitting on looks flat as fuck. And that cloud filter.

I had to look at it for several minutes to realize the sky contained both clouds and deep space features. They merge into each other because he used the same filter to make both of them. And they both clash horribly with the rest of the picture because they don't match up with the way he drew the rest of the picture. The characters look like they were drawn sitting on a hilltop, or the edge of a cliff, and he just changed it into a roof later on. Knowing Dobson it was a roof from the beginning and he just failed as to how 2D characters fit in a 3D space as per usual.

The buildings in the town fail the same way. I don't feel any depth with them at all. It feels more like cheap movie set with plywood facades placed around the set. At least one of the buildings is so misshapen it looks like it should have collapsed during it's construction. The doors fail as well. The door in the building closest to the viewer is in fact considerably smaller than one farther back from it. And the majority of the windows are absolutely massive in regards to the buildings they're part of.

 

[Foltest]

When He sperg about vidya,He's like a crossbreed between Chris and Moviebob.
And I hope He will never touch Torment ever:I will never endure His fanarts about that game

Glad I ain't the only one who have notice his similarity with the moving blob. Hell, Dobson has drawn fanart of Bob as the "gameoverthinker" (where his overthinking is about as basic as a undergrad). They are both nintendodrones as well.