💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Dudeofteenage]

Dib Dob reblogged this a little earlier. It seems that whenever it's women teaching a guy a lesson, instant reblog, no matter the context of it. Despite the Flash making a reasonable point, Black Canary responds that way. Hypocrisy at its finest by Dobson.
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I honestly have no idea where Dobbie stands on "action characters in stereotypically sexy clothes" anymore.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Dobson has a beef with fps players
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FPS players have no skill.

PS - Happy almost 400 pages. Dobson, I'd say never change, but I know that's inevitable.

 

[CrimsonKnight]

DANG DIRTY DUDEBROS TAKING ALL MY SPLATOONS!

Ever heard that it's all in good fun, Dobson? Win or lose, it's all in good fun. Here's how those tweets come across to me.

Dobson; They don't play Splatoon the same way I do, I'll bitch about it on Twitter. That'll show them.

or

Dobson: YOU DUMB FPS PLAYERS! STOP HAVING FUN!!!

 

[PantsOfDesire]

Somehow I get the feeling, if Dobson was playing WoW, he'd be unable to understand that different roles fulfill different purposes and complain about it too.
"Ugh, these stupid tanks, always running in head first! Meanwhile, I'm the only one healing them cause the others only focus on dealing damage. You can tell they play too much CoD!"

It's so much like Dobson to complain about people using group tactics or trying to clear a path for their other teammates while also gloating about using kamikaze tactics.

I played WoW and spent a fair bit of time in the PVP battlegrounds. What he describes isn't FPS players - it's business as usual for readily accessible team-based online games. We had the same in Alterac Valley. There's always be a bunch of people who'd farm kills, seemingly unaware that the game mechanics meant you could neither win nor gain many honour points by repeatedly killing the same people. Kind of sucked when you wanted a decent fight and to get some points towards your rank. The only thing more annoying than this would the Dobson who'd be yelling orders at the useless masses. Imagine a corpulent daylight-dodging armchair general barking orders at a bunch of stray cats who've discovered a discarded chicken carcass.

There's a solution! Get some friends and agree tactics beforehand.

 

[fishercat]

Of course he's bitching about people playing a game in a different way than him. I wouldn't expect anything less of our Dobson.

Also, I play TF2 a lot, and there are a lot of good FPS players, and they are generally really fucking scary to go up against.

 

[chimcat]

Kills do matter in splatoon. I've played with teams who will wipe out the other team and basically cover the map, pushing the other team to their base and keeping them there.
It's a really solid game plan and give you up to 90% of the map/a guaranteed win.

Git gud, dobby bear

 

[Iä! Iä!]

Now I want to see Dobbo play some Quake 3.

 

[LegoManiac]

Kills do matter in splatoon. I've played with teams who will wipe out the other team and basically cover the map, pushing the other team to their base and keeping them there.
It's a really solid game plan and give you up to 90% of the map/a guaranteed win.

Git gud, dobby bear

Absolutely. The longer you keep the enemy in respawn, the less time they have to paint.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

It's true, especially with the weapon Dobby uses, rollers can quickly paint AND instantly kill you when they get close so they are typically a priority target, also if you let them live for long they can use their special power which makes them invincible while still able to do instant kills so it's best to kill them as soon as you see them.

 

[Belvedere]

I'll really would like to ask the people that unironically support him on Patreon what the hell do they see of value on his work to give him money every month, if those people actually exist that is.

Sure isn't for his SJW and Inflatoon sperging.

Also Happy 400 pages Dobs, because nothing says "I'm taking the right approach to my life and career choices" as having a forum about your constant dumbassery reach the 4th tier of a triple digit number.

 

[SATC Vortex]

Dobsy paints more in Splatoon than he does in his art.

 

[Zvantastika]

Thread slowly derailing to Splatoon (don't get me wrong, I like the game and talking about it, but this is not the right place).
So, going back to Dobson. It's no surprise fatty demands people to play how he says because it's "the right way of doing it", but what do surprise me is how bad he actually is at the game. I mean, the first thing they teach you in single player is to take cover and what's the first thing Dobson says? "go straight ahead at them and suicide".
I seriously think Dobson is incapable of learning or listening to anyone who isn't him, not by choice but by a mental disease or something.

 

[House Of Reeves]

Some of the shit he re-tweeted today:

Dobson is combining the character flaws of "Over anazlying everything to be problematic" and "Over analyzing video games to contain philosophical messages".

 

[tepid]

Spoiler: How Dobson thought his Korrasami wheelchair image would turn out

Spoiler: How it actually turned out

 

[Spaulding]

Some of the shit he re-tweeted today:
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Dobson is combining the character flaws of "Over anazlying everything to be problematic" and "Over analyzing video games to contain philosophical messages".

Chess taught me that you must always sacrifice pawns or the valuable people will get eaten. I'm sure that's the lesson the inventor of the game was trying to teach me. Certainly in Soviet Russia they saw teaching people the value of individualism as their primary goal when they designed Tetris.

 

[Stud2Stud]

Spoiler: How Dobson thought his Korrasami wheelchair image would turn out

When you look at the first few frames, you'll notice Dobson copied that pose almost 1:1 and he still messed it up to a point where it doesn't convey any kind of motion.
Then again, he didn't get the part that the wheelchair isn't just backing up quickly but rather spinning and drifting, so that explains a huge part why it doesn't work in his version.

 

[SuperFilter]

Some of the shit he re-tweeted today:
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Dobson is combining the character flaws of "Over anazlying everything to be problematic" and "Over analyzing video games to contain philosophical messages".

All he needs now is a TVTropes account.

 

[CrimsonKnight]

All he needs now is a TVTropes account.

Describing Dobbo: Small Name Big Ego, Jerkass, Fat Bastard, It's All About Me, Never Live it Down (his CattyN stuff) and Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist (any character he made except Carl and Sam). I know there's more, but this should suffice.

 

[DracoRincewind]

So any word on the monthly wallpaper yet?

If I understand the Patron setup correctly he doesn't have any obligation to do it until the beginning of next month. And then only if his Patron stays above $100, which realistically has a low chance of actually happening. If, and that's a big if, he actually gets the money the deadline is probably the end of the month. So he still has plenty of time to waste on Splatoon and Twitter before he has to start making excuses as to why he cant finish on time.

 

[MayMay]

It's kinda like trying to say that TF2 game mode with the bomb-cart isn't abo

Describing Dobbo: Small Name Big Ego, Jerkass, Fat Bastard, It's All About Me, Never Live it Down (his CattyN stuff) and Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist (any character he made except Carl and Sam). I know there's more, but this should suffice.

I think Carl would be "Designated villain" the guys who are the bad guys because... the writers tells you instead of having them do something villainous at all.