💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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. I'm betting on things that spray liquid in general.

This is his trigger?

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Is that what this Team Cat business is? His fear of being sprayed with water is similar to how cats feel when they get sprayed for being on the furniture?
 
Team Cats? Wait, is there elitist MLG shit going on in Splatoon ALREADY?!
Oh my god. The game is hardly out the door and there's already teams being built. Pro Rollers and Splatters and whatevers are on their way.
 
Team Cats? Wait, is there elitist MLG shit going on in Splatoon ALREADY?!
Oh my god. The game is hardly out the door and there's already teams being built. Pro Rollers and Splatters and whatevers are on their way.
I think it's actually some sort of competition Nintendo's making where you pick which you like most (Cats or Dogs) and win points for that "team" in-game.
I think I remember them saying something about it.
 
I still can't get over the elf ears on those Inklings he keeps on drawing.

As for the water incident, that's got to be the biggest pile of idiocy I've ever read from the guy. And considering all the shit he's said in that past, that's saying a lot. I mean come on, how can you develop a PTSD over someone spraying water on you. Next he'll be saying he just hates water in general.

Come to think of it, Dobbo doesn't look like he's showered in a long time, so who knows?
One wrong word of criticism on Twitter or dA and he's back there, right where it happened. He's at London Comic Con '12 sitting behind his cheap folding table with his books spread before him. A group of people awkwardly avoiding eye contact as they shuffle by, suddenly one masked individual yanks up a bottle and Dobson feels a cold mist gently covering his face. In terror he leans back, but the relentless, merciless squirts of water just keep on hitting his face, even as he tries to helplessly protect himself with his bare hands and fedora he's powerless to protect himself from the vile spurts of liquid. In the end, he slowly regains conciousness as he sits wedged between his bed and the wall, wrapped in a blanket - slowly rocking back and forth while humming the Steven Universe theme.

Joking aside, being sprayed with water and being laughed at certainly is a shitty experience... but come the fuck on: it's just a sprinkle of water, for crying out loud.
 
If Null's interpretation is right (which I think it is), then Dobson is too taken up with the principle of something than its reality, like most SJWs, which is emotionally stunting him. It's like when you're a little kid and the dog eats the last chicken nugget - an adult would laugh it off but to a kid it's the end of the world. The principle of it is that dog stole what was rightfully yours and that it was a violation of your human rights when it was cruelly taken away without your permission. The reality of it is, it was just a fucking chicken nugget.

Even if Dobson wanted to at one point in time, he's in too deep to get out. Confronting the reality of a situation means he has to humiliate himself once more in his mind by realizing that the root of his PTSD was being fucking spritzed in the face with a mister at an anime con, and the discomfort with his own immaturity shows when he rationalizes exactly why something like this has so much of a hold on him when it shouldn't.
 
The more Blockor blocks people, the more it reminds me of a quote.

"When you tear out a man's tongue (or in Dib Dob's case, block them) you are not proving him a liar, you're just telling the world that you fear what he might say."
 
One wrong word of criticism on Twitter or dA and he's back there, right where it happened. He's at London Comic Con '12 sitting behind his cheap folding table with his books spread before him. A group of people awkwardly avoiding eye contact as they shuffle by, suddenly one masked individual yanks up a bottle and Dobson feels a cold mist gently covering his face. In terror he leans back, but the relentless, merciless squirts of water just keep on hitting his face, even as he tries to helplessly protect himself with his bare hands and fedora he's powerless to protect himself from the vile spurts of liquid. In the end, he slowly regains conciousness as he sits wedged between his bed and the wall, wrapped in a blanket - slowly rocking back and forth while humming the Steven Universe theme.

Joking aside, being sprayed with water and being laughed at certainly is a shitty experience... but come the fuck on: it's just a sprinkle of water, for crying out loud.
Is it wrong to say that that's exactly what I'm imagining the situation would be like if it ever happened again?
 
Has anyone informed him that Cloud cross dresses in FFIV? Or does it not count, since it's not Nintendo?

You would think that he would be more impressed about the Final Fantasy one, seeing as it happened, what, twenty years ago? Back in the dark days before 'social justice'.
He hates Final Fantasy for being popular emo.
 
Instead, he got #TYCED. Some little kids pulled a prank on him and embarrassed him in public. They probably even damaged his comics with some water.

I disagree. I think they were pretty considerate in focusing fire entirely on his fat, stupid face.


But you be the judge. I wouldn't be surprised if a few spray drops hit merchandise.

It was a cruel joke, and I personally would have been livid.

Agreed. I might have even blown my top on Twitter or whatever. It was childish weenery at its height. But it was also funny as hell.

What I wouldn't have done is claimed to have PTSD years later from it. Eventually, I'd have a sense of humor about it myself.

Of course, it probably wouldn't have happened to me in the first place, because I wouldn't have done the dumb shit Dobson did to attract attention, and I wouldn't be an obvious lolcow that could be trolled into hilarious hysterics by the slightest thing. There's a reason he was targeted for that, and that's his own behavior.
 
Anxiety of the Page
Published 2 hours ago

This is a SYAC illustration I made back in 2013 when I was going through some really bad anxiety issues. As some of you might know, around mid 2013 I took a 6 month hiatus from making comics because my health was deteriorating.

There was a brief period where I was actually a little scared of drawing, knowing that no matter what I posted I would get harassed for it. This illustration was an attempt to work through some of my fears and get back into the swing of drawing again.

I actually really liked how this illustration came out, but I never posted it online before because I was scared of how people (haters) would react to it.

But since I'm no longer on DA, and my health is FAR better than it was in 2013, I felt like sharing this with all of you!

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LaserMaster has got to be one of his most hilarious white knights.

Oh, that guy has gotta be taking the piss. There's no way.

Anxiety of the Page
Published 2 hours ago

This is a SYAC illustration I made back in 2013 when I was going through some really bad anxiety issues. As some of you might know, around mid 2013 I took a 6 month hiatus from making comics because my health was deteriorating.

There was a brief period where I was actually a little scared of drawing, knowing that no matter what I posted I would get harassed for it. This illustration was an attempt to work through some of my fears and get back into the swing of drawing again.

I actually really liked how this illustration came out, but I never posted it online before because I was scared of how people (haters) would react to it.

But since I'm no longer on DA, and my health is FAR better than it was in 2013, I felt like sharing this with all of you!

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He's anxious because there's no fill bucket nearby.
 
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