💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Vorkken]

What is with Dobson's unhealthy obsession with Splatoon? I imagine that it must be a somewhat enjoyable game, but the way he goes on about it, focusing a bunch of time, tweets, and sketches to it, you'd think it was the next Korra to him.

It's a multiplayer shooter with old nickelodeon aesthetics and none of that nasty brown militarily patriarchy that usually comes with shooters, so it's the perfect game for him to play instead of actually working on anything. He can not only pretend to be a little girl in a cartoon but that it's the early 2000s all over again, it's too bad there isn't to my knowledge anything to do with inflation in Splatoon because then Dobson could fully embrace in some hard CattyN nostalgia.

 

[Dudeofteenage]

What is with Dobson's unhealthy obsession with Splatoon? I imagine that it must be a somewhat enjoyable game, but the way he goes on about it, focusing a bunch of time, tweets, and sketches to it, you'd think it was the next Korra to him.

He likes sitting on his butt playing video games. He likes this video game.

That's it.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

My god, this is just fucking pathetic. I mean, seriously. Dobby's creations are attacking some of the most popular/influential animes of all time and for what? To say his shit is superior? The shit no one buys or would want to support on Patreon?

Jesus Fucking Yamato, real mature Andy. Instead of having a mature conversation like an adult, you lash out in the most childish ways imaginable.

 

[Cucky]

Maybe you should've made the Inkling hold the cat's paws in her thumb and index finger? That could've made it a bit clearer as to what exactly is going on.

I disagree. She is holding the cat up above the ground. If she would hold one paw with two fingers then the cat should dangle from the other paw.

 

[The Lawgiver]

It's a multiplayer shooter with old nickelodeon aesthetics and none of that nasty brown militarily patriarchy that usually comes with shooters, so it's the perfect game for him to play instead of actually working on anything. He can not only pretend to be a little girl in a cartoon but that it's the early 2000s all over again, it's too bad there isn't to my knowledge anything to do with inflation in Splatoon because then Dobson could fully embrace in some hard CattyN nostalgia.

Well, the characters do "pop" when they die, so...

 

[vertexwindi]

I disagree. She is holding the cat up above the ground. If she would hold one paw with two fingers then the cat should dangle from the other paw.

Then you could put one hand under the cat's foreleg I guess?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

It's a multiplayer shooter with old nickelodeon aesthetics and none of that nasty brown militarily patriarchy that usually comes with shooters, so it's the perfect game for him to play instead of actually working on anything. He can not only pretend to be a little girl in a cartoon but that it's the early 2000s all over again, it's too bad there isn't to my knowledge anything to do with inflation in Splatoon because then Dobson could fully embrace in some hard CattyN nostalgia.

You mean aside from the creepy fan art that's been made?

My god, this is just fucking pathetic. I mean, seriously. Dobby's creations are attacking some of the most popular/influential animes of all time and for what? To say his shit is superior? The shit no one buys or would want to support on Patreon?

Jesus Fucking Yamato, real mature Andy. Instead of having a mature conversation like an adult, you lash out in the most childish ways imaginable.

I also took a look at that again and it looks like no one, not the anime characters or his characters are on model. To wit:

- Goku never had a tail as an adult.
- Lum has yellow hair. If he wanted to be accurate, she should have been colored with green hair like the anime.
- Ash looks like a five year old and those fucking hands look like they were hurried.
- Red shirted blond boy (don't care about the names for dobbo's cast) has terrible perspective and foreshortening, the arm doesn't even look like it's punching Naruto in the right area and that punching fist has only four fingers while the other one clearly has five knuckles on it.
- Doraemon looks like a blob with limbs and the Garfield/Marsupilami monstrosity has uneven arms and the hell's going on with his feet?
- What the fuck kind of pose is Naruto pulling off anyway?
- The blues on Sailor Moon's uniform are completely the wrong shade and last I checked, didn't have earrings in the shape of stars. Just moons (I have a figure, that's how I know).

I think the only positive I can give this is that it's not the bear or his Skyrim/Korra/Splatoon fanart shit beating up on these characters. Then I'd really go ape shit. And speaking of, doesn't his obsession with those franchises kinda make him a hypocrite in hindsight?

 

[Vorkken]

You mean aside from the creepy fan art that's been made?

All things considered the amount of porn of the game is also perfect for Dobson, he also has something to complain about and blame other men for as he prays for Nintendo to add in a air pump weapon.

 

[Professor Iris]

What kind of pose is that even supposed to be? I have no idea what it's trying to tell me.

"Meeeh."

 

[JU 199]

God, the bullshit, It hurts. (retweet)
Meh

 

[RepQuest]

I mean, seriously. Dobby's creations are attacking some of the most popular/influential animes of all time and for what? To say his shit is superior?

To be fair, it's not all that hard to be superior to Naruto.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

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Is that because she's the only one you want to inflate Dobbo? Or is it because you're too fucking lazy to try any other character?

 

[Johnny Bravo]

God, the bullshit, It hurts. (retweet)
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First of all, it depends on the context. It's not a bad idea to use a content warning for something like rape. Using a trigger warning for racism is laughable.

Second, NOBODY CARES WHAT CHARACTER YOU PLAY DOBSON, GOD. Could you at least put some effort in when you fish for feminist ass-pats?

 

[chimpburgers]

God, the bullshit, It hurts. (retweet)
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His bitching about mundane, inconsequential shit annoys me.

 

[Professor Iris]

Dobson can't do the job a client is paying him to do. The client pities him, 'Its ok, I'm not going to fire you. But you need to photoshop a background in, at least.' AND DOBSON IS ANGRY AT THE CLIENT

Dobson's 'oh well, no skin off my back' expression in the first panel gets to me the most - in response to failing both his client and the medium he allegedly loves.

Spoiler: This Comic

....who the hell answers a modern phone like this? Has he not heard of the 'Speaker Phone' option or something?
Also, first panel has phone pressed away from his ears, and that angle implies that it's going to flip out from between his shoulder and face and fall. I don't know how he's drawing comfortably like that.

 

[JU 199]

His bitching about mundane, inconsequential shit annoys me.

Its interesting. People with habitual hermit tendencies tend to exaggerate mundane information because they've got nothing else going on...

It's so true...

 

[chimpburgers]

It's so true...
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Big baby knows it. He wants to live in his own lala land.

 

[JU 199]

Big baby knows it. He wants to live in his own lala land.

It's getting sad. Look at what he just tweeted-

 

[chimpburgers]

I can tell straight away he did in fact copy and paste that in Photoshop and transformed the face of Alex Ze Pirate and slapped it onto the other character and did all the coloring afterwards. Don't play dumb, Dobbo.

 

[JU 199]

I can tell straight away he did in fact copy and paste that in Photoshop and transformed the face of Alex Ze Pirate and slapped it onto the other character and did all the coloring afterwards. Don't play dumb, Dobbo.

Even if he didn't, The faces he draws are so samey and static that they may as well be copy/paste.