💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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Kill me please!(:_(:heart-empty:
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The stereotypical gamer dudebro has three fingers on one hand. Naruto appears to be missing one tooth, but Dobson drew two flying in the air. Sailor Moon looks like a guy in a wig. The girl kicking Goku (who herself looks like a Dragonball fan character) has legs that are two different lengths. And Goku's tail looks like it was literally added moments before Dobson uploaded it. It's the only part of the image that isn't shaded and the lineart doesn't even match up with the rest of the character (save for some clothing folds on a leg, also probably last minute), let alone the rest of the picture.
Also, how could an ordinary earth person beat up Goku????
 
It's the closest thing the game has to his favorite Photoshop tool. The Fill Bucket.

I could easily see them adding an ink bucket weapon and he'd probably love it.

It lets him pretend that the game's not an arena shooter like those damn violent CoD/Battlefied games and that he doesn't suck at it.

Well yeah, but considering it does the exact opposite of inflating and popping a person, you'd think it be his most hated thing ever.
 
It's my understanding that the paint roller is considered the scrub weapon because of the lack of skill it requires to use. I don't play Splatoon or really follow it, so I may be wrong, but it sounds right up Dobby's alley.
It is. Dobson even complained about the people using the class of weapons designed to balance the power of the paint roller period because he wants to use it with no restrictions.
 
I'm laughing too hard about dobby getting butthurt over kids half his age jfc

Also if you don't want trolls to bother you..... Why make your username adobson????
Why make anything public to begin with.
If you don't want people watching at you, maybe sperging in social media where you are, what you're doing and using the same username isn't exactly a good idea. Since Dobson is 80% bad ideas, 15% fat and 5% more fat, it's just a matter of time that trolls will always get him wherever he is.
 
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