💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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He spent decades making art and he draws worse than a middle school weaboo.
His awfulness amazes me.
 
Jimmy Wonton: A Parody of Jimmy Neutron
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I want to play Splatoon but I don't have a WiiU. *sigh*

Dobson should check his console privilege.
Splatoon is freaking cool, but I can't afford a Wii-U right now. It almost comes across as ridiculous to me that Dobson spends...what, like more than ten tweets a day on this luxury item of his while asking for cash in exchange for absolutely nothing. What are you even getting for your money? Nothing but low quality, low effort artwork.
 
I don't know why it bothers me that pretty much all of the detail in the Splatoon fanart went into the suction cups on her hair extension tentacles.
...:c
 
Jimmy Wonton: A Parody of Jimmy Neutron
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Thats stupid, what does a chinese dish have to do with the show? And Jimmy's head isnt actually a Neutron, so I dont understand the point of giving it a Wonton for a head. Honestly he couldve just presented this with no information at all and it would've been way funnier. But hey, at least its not a constipated blue bear.
 
The detail and shading on the 'wonton' are completely different than the rest of the body, which makes it look like someone just photoshopped an entirely different image onto a kid. I'd never even guess this had anything to do with Jimmy Neutron without being told.
 
So if my understanding of Patreon is correct, Dobson earned $80 for this horseshit?

Per month, it seems...But the numbers are falling due to his lack of maintaining everything.
If he is playing games instead of working, you'd think he'd at least pretend to be working!
 
So he gets two distinctive features wrong, the ears and actually more importantly the eye color. How do you get shit that basic wrong?

If anyone cared what the fuck an idiot like Dobson does spergs would be rioting.
You see, if he got the clothes wrong, but the body was somewhat on-modell, I'd say he was just imagining naked squid-loli a bit wee too much to pay attention to the actual design of the clothes... but he got everything wrong about the design period. The clothes don't look like they do in the game/official art, the body is just a mess and the sextoy doesn't look like the weapon in the game at all.
Jimmy Wonton: A Parody of Jimmy Neutron
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JESUS CHRIST. What the fuck.
This looks like some sort of Body Horror spin-off movie made by Cronenberg.
Is this nightmare fuel supposed to be funny? A few pages back, I complained about Dobson being uncreative and unimaginative, had I known he was going to show his "creativity" in such a way, I'd just kept my mouth shut.
Or did Dobson see how much people bitched about his Squidfail and now shat out this piece of horror as a decoy?
At this rate he should just bite the bullet...
Damn straight he-
...and become an SJW let's player.
... Well. That works too I guess. Making Youtube Videos is a staple of internet lolcows. ;) Especially if it leads to him bouncing around in his bedroom yelling "I NAME IS NOT NOOKIE BEAR SOMETHING!" in one of his videos.
 
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