💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

Estado
No está abierto para más respuestas.
Stud2Stud dijo:
Just gonna throw this out there: The Waffen-SS (you know, the guys wearing all black with skull-insignia on their hats) thought they were the good guys.
Presiona para expandir...

Yes, well, until Mitchell & Webb release a video game, Dobson is going to have continue relying on family-friendly shooters for all his searing political insights.
 
ZehnBoat dijo:
this is actually true
sjws seem to have this strange thought that people who aren't them are purposefully being evil, in that way they are just like the far right.
lol wut iz subjective morality
Presiona para expandir...
Makes me think of this.
11106499_10206339277502007_1371804824_n.jpg
 
Última edición:
ZehnBoat dijo:
this is actually true
sjws seem to have this strange thought that people who aren't them are purposefully being evil, in that way they are just like the far right.
lol wut iz subjective morality
Presiona para expandir...
Oh, come on. Aren't we all twirling our moustaches or at least fiddling with our monocles while we marvel at how much we push back womynkind by enjoying our junk-given privileges?
tepid dijo:
It's actually on show on the original poster to be fair, but Dobson has pushed it up a bit here I think as lip service to his LGBT interests.
Presiona para expandir...
That is, unless it's a manifestation of his sub-concious wish to play the skin flute.
 
Cure Quanta dijo:
I'm sure that theory would hold water if you forget the fact that the Octarians' Plan A for all that stolen electricity was to use it to power big warbots that their leader in his big, stupid boss robot thing was going to use to just roll right over Inkopolis, laughing and taunting you the whole way.

So, no, I'd say there was a really clear villain.
Presiona para expandir...

Actually, at the very end of every online multiplayer match the game tallies up how much ground your team covered compared to the enemy team with bars. Your side's bar is labeled as the "good guys" and the enemy's bar is labeled with "bad guys" no matter what team you're on.

I see the tweet as tongue and cheek, and kinda funny too.
 
Oh for fuck's sake, and I was just done with the first raw for my entry in the Kiwi Farms "Dobson Splatoon Challenge" :heart-empty:
But let's get to business here:
God fucking DAMN is Dobson off modell here. He spergs over this fucking game nonstop and he doesn't even get the colors of her shoes right. Or the look of the pants. Or the ears. Does he think they are elves or what is that supposed to be?
Literally EVERYTHING is fucked up, yo. Leave it to Dobson to invent "Popeye arm"-legs, the hands (aside from being insanely oversized) are fucking disgusting.
And the paintroller seems to be knobbed for her pleasure.

Edit:
It looks like Gollum cosplaying as the squidgirl. This is bad, even for Dobson's already subterranean standards.
 
Ass Manager 3000 dijo:
New dobson artwork

12791566332920585567.jpg
Presiona para expandir...

So!, Dobson, how big is the inkling?, what you say? about 4 hands and a bit tall?... are you fucking kidding me?:

DobsonsInkling.jpg


Not to mention the incredibly dull looking shoes instead of the colorful and super detailed sneakers the inklings are supposed to use: He also got the wrong eye color, she's an orange inkling, the hair and the eyes are supposed to match.
Knees? what are those?. Couldn't the steam roller be any less detailed? because seriously, look at any splatoon image and the only 2 things with lots of details are the snickers and the weapon they use, but since it's Dobson, everything is bland and dull... and don't make me start on the background.
Dobson doesn't drop the ball, he let it falls and kick it in the opposite direction.
 
Última edición:
Ass Manager 3000 dijo:
New dobson artwork

12791566332920585567.jpg
Presiona para expandir...
Why is the roller parallel to the handle? I mean forgive me if im missing something here since I've never played splatoon, but aren't the handles supposed to stick out vertically from the rollers so you can push them and keep a safe distance from the paint? Actually now that I look at itn it seems he just fucked up the perspective on the handle, but I do gotta give him props for not fucking up the character's face for once by trying to use his own art style with it.
 
Zvantastika dijo:
So!, Dobson, how big is the inkling?, what you say? about 4 hands and a bit tall?... are you fucking kidding me?:

Ver archivo adjunto 30683

Not to mention the incredibly dull looking shoes instead of the colorful and super detailed snickers the inklings are supposed to use: He also got the wrong eye color, she's an orange inkling, the hair and the eyes are supposed to match.
Knees? what are those?. Couldn't the steam roller be any less detailed? because seriously, look at any splatoon image and the only 2 things with lots of details are the snickers and the weapon they use, but since it's Dobson, everything is bland and dull... and don't make me start on the background.
Dobson doesn't drop the ball, he let it falls and kick it in the opposite direction.
Presiona para expandir...
Apparently, the paintroller is supposed to have dents, but with Dobson's shitty skills, it looks like those are knobs that rise from the roller instead. Also another example of how the object isn't held as much as floating somewhere in the void-space of what Dobson thinks is a composition. Wouldn't surprise me at all if he made it individually and placed it afterwards. It doesn't look like it's interacting with the inkling at all, it's like a piece of cardboard, not a 3 dimensional object.
 
Ass Manager 3000 dijo:
New dobson artwork

12791566332920585567.jpg
Presiona para expandir...
Don't know too much about Splatoon outside of the shitposting but I tried.
vkjWIvx.jpg

I'll give him credit for making the hair look decent and managing to keep the height the same,

Also I just realised I put "thigh" instead of calf but eh who gives a shit.
 
Estado
No está abierto para más respuestas.
Atrás
Top Abajo