💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Cucky]

If by professional writer you mean a hack who used to write for Gamespot? Then yes.

I'm not even that bothered about how fucking false and shit her pieces are/were, what gets me is the butchering of the language. What's next, cry-typing? If even so called "journalists" can't hold the line we can just chuck spelling, grammar and sentence building overboard right now.

 

[AnOminous]

Splatoon is deep and profound (dobson retweet)

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2deep4me

I wonder when they go to the next phase when they decide it's "problematic."

 

[c-no]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UKftOH54iNU
Dobsy should watch this, considering he has been on Twitter for a very long time, LOL.

The video itself is no doubt fitting for Dobson since he is always on Twitter.

This is a game for children, right? Christ, it's like the people who try to base all their politics off of children's cartoons. And then they wonder why "being an adult is hard" or something. Read a newspaper. Go to an actual news site. Read a book. Goddamn.

Since they wonder why being an adult is hard, reading a newspaper or reading a book would be a hard adult thing. The fact that they try to base their politics kids shows makes them rather poor adults if they can't really even read a newspaper.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Even with his DA following, I don't think there are 29 people willing to give him money for quality and quantity of work he's been producing.

Last time I checked, his quality was lacking. And so was the quantity.

 

[MiloWuCollusion]

Splatoon is deep and profound (dobson retweet)

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Is just a one off joke. A funny text that appears when the match is over and results are there. A match that, in universe, is a kid sport sponsored by idols and sports wear. All the back story is in optional scrolls in single player mode where is still leave it at tongue in cheek most of the time. The last boss is an 100 year old DJ octopus in a mech.

Oh my god, I used too feel sorry that she was fired from Gamespot but... Holy shit.

 

[Kabobs]

Hey, remember when Dobson was a cartoonist?

I remember when he at least cared. . Curse this Patreon bandwagon.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Edit: Also what's with that ridiculous Jaden-Smith-style capitalization?

I think she just cut and pasted the article title.

So late! Anyway, it was dumb even if that's what she did.

 

[FK 635]

Is this how it ends with Dobson? Not with a bang, but with a splat?

 

[Too Many Crooks]

Splatoon is deep and profound (dobson retweet)

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It's like a water-gun fight but with ink instead. It's supposed to be fun. Come on

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

Splatoon is deep and profound (dobson retweet)

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Wow. It's, like, so obvious to me now.

Seriously, there's nothing new about this. I fear the day these smucks discover the original gundam.

 

[Dudeofteenage]

Splatoon is deep and profound (dobson retweet)

Jesus christ.

If there's anybody out there who had no idea that the other side in a war also think they're the good guys, then Splatoon's not gonna save them.

 

[CWCissey]

Jesus christ.

If there's anybody out there who had no idea that the other side in a war also think they're the good guys, then Splatoon's not gonna save them.

We're talking about SJW's here, who think they're the ONLY right side!

 

[Curt Sibling]

Last time I checked, his quality was lacking. And so was the quantity.

Dobson's last couple of years have been spent alienating his DA cult with blocking, and now it seems he is reaping the results...

 

[vertexwindi]

This would be a perfect time for Dobson to learn that actions have consequences.

Who am I kidding he'll just blame the trolls and go back to playing Splatoon poorly

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Spoiler: Mighty Mad Max

Spoiler: Brocky3 Failed!

 

[Stud2Stud]

That's the basis of 99% of human activity.

But when you mix that with a nintendo game... 3deep5me

Jesus christ.

If there's anybody out there who had no idea that the other side in a war also think they're the good guys, then Splatoon's not gonna save them.

Just gonna throw this out there: The Waffen-SS (you know, the guys wearing all black with skull-insignia on their hats) thought they were the good guys.
I bet that revelation would blow this 'petite'-clowns mind to kingdom come.

Edit:

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Okay, why is Max displaying his midriff here?

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So here's a failed piece I have done

No kidding, from where I stand, all his pieces in the past 10+ years have been failures.
Also: Holy shit, there should be a term for this kind of laziness. How much work would it have been to alter Geodudes pose or picking a different Pokemon at the same place?

 

[JU 199]

Is Brock getting sucked-off by that Pokemon?

Suuuureee

 

[SATC Vortex]

Spoiler: Mighty Mad Max

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Spoiler: Brocky3 Failed!

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The lines are too thick.
The color hold of Max is bad.
He still colors with black.
Backlight doesn't work like that.
That right knee (his right) doesn't look bent, even slightly.
The lightning has consistent lines, but it doesn't work that way.
The logo's kerning is bad and way too thick.
The spacing is bad.

As for the Brock piece.
Geodude's face needs to be seen.
Brock is being sucked off
The lines are too thick.
There are too many lines on Brock.
There is no background.
The colors are too rich.
Brock's face needs to look bruised.

 

[Dudeofteenage]

Ugh, that Mad Max. Usually Dobson's frantic fanboying involves franchises I don't care about, so it's annoying, but only due to the sheer volume of it.

Now he's touched on a franchise I actually do like, and it's even more annoying!

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Dobson's last couple of years have been spent alienating his DA cult with blocking, and now it seems he is reaping the results...

But the big question is, does he like this result. I somehow get the feeling he does.

Spoiler: Mighty Mad Max

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Spoiler: Brocky3 Failed!

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Wait, gay Pokemon exist? And Max just looks like's trying to hold back tears.