💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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Dobby, if you're going to do fan art, can you at least try to stay on model?
Ms. Marvel

Chip and Dale

Those fucked up hands. Not only is Squirrel Girl rubbing Chip's crotch and he seems to really enjoy it, look at his body position. His legs and torso don't match at all.

Edit and Ms. Marvel's eyebrows are over her fucking mask.

They look fine to me, other than Dobson's typical art problems.
 
They are all way off model. Ms. Marvel's mask and costume are wrong. Chip and Dale are off model with their bellying coloring, the Rescue Ranger models don't have coloring going underneath, the belly and tail coloring are separate.
 
Well... at least the colours are more vivid than he usually uses? But yeah those pieces are dire
It's like he forgot that part of art school where they tell you that every line you add to a face ages it by 5 years. Oh wait, that's exactly what happened.
 
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"I don't know, so instead I'll avoid answering the question entirely and say something vague hoping no one notices."

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"I refuse to answer cause they worded it in a way I don't like and that is manipulation!"
 
I'll never get over how he chimps out over a single comment. Every time he tweets about how "problematic" sexy woman are, I want to respond with Catty N drawing.
 
And this is why people keep posting things like that to him. Because he flies into a rage every time, it's just so fun to poke the bear
 
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This is why Dobson will never be hired by Disney. Chip and Dale are horrifically off model. I don't even think Dobson could get hired to be one of the park artists who draw various characters for the park guests all day long.

Besides he'd lose his shit the moment somebody asked for Ariel or Jasmine.
 
Dobby finds reason to hate everybody, and his parents are probably no different. The only person that Dobby doesn't appear to actively hate is Wu-senpai, but that's only because she's just as toxic. A kindred spirit, if you will, yet if they ever interacted I'm sure the inevitable hatred would quickly rear its head.

I do wonder about the kind of role his parents played in how Dobby became what he is. Though I suspect we will never get a solid answer to that question.
Just you wait,he's going to find an excuse to hate on Briana any day now. Whether or not it's a flimsy one will be beyond him.

This is why Dobson will never be hired by Disney. Chip and Dale are horrifically off model. I don't even think Dobson could get hired to be one of the park artists who draw various characters for the park guests all day long.

Besides he'd lose his shit the moment somebody asked for Ariel or Jasmine.
I always thought that season two of Rescue Rangers contained some of the worst looking versions of the duo (like "An Elephant Never Suspects" or "Case of the Cola Cult" for instance). But I think those pictures make those episodes look like something from an art museum.

Also, screw Disney. At this rate, Dobson probably won't be getting any sort of artistic job, not even as a school mural painter. His work's gotten to the point where even Newgrounds would have kicked his shit off there, assuming the bitching doesn't do him in.
 
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"Contextualized in the media"

Well. I take it you would much prefer the "context" if they were simply being groped/generally molested by lesbians?

That seems to be your shtick and all.

I mean, to me, it's just the grand irony in the man who drew two topless busty lesbians beating up on a guy with a shit eating grin on his face, or, fuck it, the fact that Alex Ze Pirate's lesbian character basically revolved around the single joke of "Lol. Imma lesbian. Lol. Imma grab yer titties." going on about how "painful" it was to draw that sorceress shit.

Yeah. I'll bet.
 
Pardon my naïveté in this (admittedly seedy) area, but is the whole fattening until they explode thing common, or is it something Dobson and a handful of other weirdos fap to? I've seen my share of inflation, but this particular scenario is new to me, for whatever reason. :cryblood:
Apparently, "popping" is seen in a bad light even by most inflation fetishists since it's, well, gore.
So yeah, even amongst deviants, Dobson is a deviant.
 
"Contextualized in the media"

Well. I take it you would much prefer the "context" if they were simply being groped/generally molested by lesbians?

That seems to be your shtick and all.

I mean, to me, it's just the grand irony in the man who drew two topless busty lesbians beating up on a guy with a shit eating grin on his face, or, fuck it, the fact that Alex Ze Pirate's lesbian character basically revolved around the single joke of "Lol. Imma lesbian. Lol. Imma grab yer titties." going on about how "painful" it was to draw that sorceress shit.

Yeah. I'll bet.

And have said character Lesbian Kick a bimbo version of Miss California when Miss California was standing for what she believed in.
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If Dobson would just man the fuck up and answer comments without chimping out, people would bother him less.
It's part of life for other people to have thoughts and opinions different from yours.

Dobson will never understand that for the entire time he spends on this earth, though.
 

Dear God, Dobbo, what have you done to Kamala?! That nose! At first I though this was supposed to be Marjan coplaying as Ms Marvel after snorting too much meth.

Also, I wonder if Dibdob McWhinesalot will use Ms. Marvel's shape shifting abilities as an excuse for her fucked up proportions on this drawing. No wonder Slobson's into her, she refers to her powers as "embiggening." In fact, had he not been busted as CattyN, I'm sure we'd soon see a (more) shittily drawn version of this:
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