💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Wizzrobe]

(I watch it with my niece. I think it's alright. It's better than half the dross i have to sit though with her.)

Dobson also enjoys pissing on his fans...

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Imo, The Amazing World of Gumball and Adventure Time are the best of the Cartoon Network crop these days. Steven Universe isn't bad and Uncle Grandpa is imo "so bad its good" (the episode where they hunt down an internet troll was semi-entertaining)

Anyway, Dobson's attitude reminds me of Chris chan in a way. Someone be it white knight or dirty dang troll or even someone he knew irl tried to tell him what he needed to hear and not sugar coat anything and Chris just metaphorically spat in their faces or tried to perform a Curse ye hama haa in the case of Walsh to no avail!

Dobson here whines about being a starving artist, yet he has the time to faff about on social networking sites which would better spent trying to improve his craft! And again, like Chris-chan whenever someone tells him something he doesn't want to hear but needs to anyway, he acts like the person in question just killed his dog, defecated in his toilet, and then stole all of his food and drink from the fridge!

 

[Bugaboo]

I saw Dobbles made more Skyrim art

The ghost horse is really fucking wonky, but to be fair to him, horses are hard as fuck to draw.

 

[Gensdupays]

Gee, I wonder which part of that picture was drawn first and what was drawn last.

The toes are weird. THE TOES ARE WEIRD?!
I wish that was the only thing that was fucked up in that image. How come Dobson can't even do this basic style without fucking it up so tremendeously?

Spoiler

and I don't even like the SU-artstyle. I guess it's supposed to be a throwback to old japanese cartoons (I get severe Doraemon vibes from it), but it just looks like a lame and lifeless copy and somewhat uninspired...

One image shows a male character with [not brown] hair in an awkward standing pose and the other is a depiction of two lesbians female-looking characters cuddling... go figure.

Maybe it's just me, but each superfluous set of eyebrows should add about 10 years of enforced labour in the acid mines.... oh wait, you weren't talking about the punishment for the artist?
I'd say it doesn't really add age, but it certainly decreases the perceived IQ of said character. To zero, to be specific.

SU art style is heavily influenced by Adventure Time, unfortunately the style of that show is what most popular animations use; partially because it has few real anatomical absolutes and no real "off model" so you can basically do whatever. It sucks that almost everything uses it though. Emoticon faces, electrical outlet noses, and noodlearms everywhere.

It takes skill to fuck up the AT/SU art style, because it is a style primarily drawn by amateur artists, specifically young teenage ones. So yeah.

 

[Stud2Stud]

I saw Dobbles made more Skyrim art

The ghost horse is really fucking wonky, but to be fair to him, horses are hard as fuck to draw.

Question time: What is the headless ghost doing?
A) Trying to chase the horse
B) Performing a broadway musical song number

But at least Dobson - for once - made a somewhat neat background.

 

[pickledance]

That horse. Wow.

 

[Wulfgar Von Heltzer]

The ghost horse is really fucking wonky, but to be fair to him, horses are hard as fuck to draw.

That's why you should use references, something Dobbo is allergic to for whatever reason.

 

[fishercat]

All the poses in that picture are incredibly awkward. This guy went to college, people.

 

[Wulfgar Von Heltzer]

I saw Dobbles made more Skyrim art

The ghost horse is really fucking wonky, but to be fair to him, horses are hard as fuck to draw.

It looks like two different pieces were put together, like the ghosts and the person on the horse were not originally planned to be in the same picture. The composition is just really fucking bizarre, and don't even get me started on everything else wrong here.

 

[fishercat]

For reference, this is what a horse in Skyrim looks like:

 

[Bugaboo]

I redlined Dobble's ghost horise. Now, I am by no means an authority on horses but I used a reference (a real picture of a galloping horse) except I modified the legs and neck a little, since Skyrim horses are fairly stocky as they're built for endurance to cold.

The snout was waaaay too short, it's not a fucking my little pony, horses got big snozzes. The horse's man isn't moving with the wind it would be creating by running, there isn't a lot speed being conveyed, like the horse isn't galloping instead it's cantering away.
Also, the bridle goes over the mane, it doesn't just sneak under it like wtf.

 

[Ido]

Spoiler: large

I've had this idea for a while (since I've seen people call him Dobby), I was at a bit of a loss for what to have it say exactly since I don't really follow Dobson that much. Anyway, I've never wanted to punch the bear as much as I do now, at first I didn't think it was that bad (it wasn't good either) but after trying to go through and look at the pictures of that damned thing I see it now.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

For reference, this is what a horse in Skyrim looks like:

At least it's not pastel-colored and saucer-eyed.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

I saw Dobbles made more Skyrim art

The ghost horse is really fucking wonky, but to be fair to him, horses are hard as fuck to draw.

Dobson did not even attempt to give a damn about this picture.

 

[Arctic]

I saw Dobbles made more Skyrim art

The ghost horse is really fucking wonky, but to be fair to him, horses are hard as fuck to draw.

I'm willing to bet he copied the sky from Google.

 

[Linako 2.0]

Fresh off the presses

 

[Skeletor]

Batman doing the old-school crotch grab is actually kind of funny and I'm not sure why.

 

[Stud2Stud]

1) Holy fuck, what is wrong with those hands
2) No seriously. WHAT. the FUCK. Is wrong with those hands?
3) What in the 9 circles of hell happened to her face?!
4) Depicting the oh-so-evil-suit-wearer as balding. Classy.
5) Pretty much tracing a person and still failing at anatomy. Literally how? Also Batman and Cyclops look like they got beer-bellies, Hulk got mutliple inguinal hernias, and the less we say about that Superman, the better.
6) Those fucking hands.
7) Isn't it kinda weird to mock the Comic-Con guys for making a female character's boobs the focal point of a poster and then having a character on your own art with a reaaaaally low neckline (+tiny shadow emphasizing cleavage)

Edit: Also check out the difference in size of Cyclops' arms. That's just ridiculous.

 

[ZehnBoat]

At least it's not pastel-colored and saucer-eyed.

and have dragons horns, and gryphon wings, and a checkboard chest, and hot pink tail, and 50 20-foot long cocks...

I saw Dobbles made more Skyrim art

The ghost horse is really fucking wonky, but to be fair to him, horses are hard as fuck to draw.

the horse doesn't even look like it's running, and neither does the guy.

also the old LOL MEN GET UNCOMFORTABLE AROUND SEXY MEN chestnut.
i would love for this shit to be done to a bisexual.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Fresh off the presses
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I generally don't art sperg, but there's something just... offputting about the anatomy on the heroes there.

Is it me, or does Dobby routinely have these issues with male musculature?

 

[Smokey]

Dobson's giving life advice on Twitter.

Trying to convince himself that his life has meaning I guess.

This one is interesting, because Dobson presents it as 'us versus them' (them being adults), so it seems like he doesn't consider himself an adult. Dobson is in his mid thirties, so he's been legally an "adult" for nearly half his life. I think the fact that he still identifies as a child explains a lot about his fascination with children's cartoons and his personality in general.

I like how the guy who has made it his life's mission not to improve his art is telling people not to stagnate.