💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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Oh man, I'm no fan of the 3edgy5u New 52 Joker, but I'd love to see how Dobson would've reacted if Leto's Joker had the severed face and all.

Back on topic, I imagine Dobson would either claim that the lesbian minority has somehow been "BRAINWASHED BY THE PATRIARCHY," or accuse them of really being a white cis-het male.
 
Do you guys think a lesbian minority with PTSD telling Dobbie to shut up would destroy him? If he tried to tell them they were wrong, he'd be marginalizing every minority group he tries to get asspats from.

I'd like to see what would happen if he was confronted by minority groups.:lol:

A teenage lesbian tried to call him out for being creepy on Twitter and he basically told her she was ignorant. Screenshot is somewhere in here, let me see if I can find it.

Edit: got it.


http://comments.deviantart.com/1/501180327/3690729268
 
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Do you guys think a lesbian minority with PTSD telling Dobbie to shut up would destroy him? If he tried to tell them they were wrong, he'd be marginalizing every minority group he tries to get asspats from.

I'd like to see what would happen if he was confronted by minority groups.:lol:

As with most Dobson questions, this can be answered with art:
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Yeah, it's fun to make fun of Dobson for being fat and bald but really there are hundreds of thousands of guys who look roughly like that and most of them aren't whiny arseholes.
It's fun to make fun of him for it because he never learned not to bite bait. It isn't just the appearance, it's his reaction to how people interpret it.
 
Didn't see this posted in the thread, so I thought I'd add it (apologies if it was and I missed it).

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I don't usually art sperg because I can't draw, but that is fucking terrible.
 
Didn't see this posted in the thread, so I thought I'd add it (apologies if it was and I missed it).


I don't usually art sperg because I can't draw, but that is fucking terrible.

The more I look at it, the worse it gets.
I notice more and more impossible angles as I stare at it.
Good God Dobs, take a step back every now and again when you're drawing and make sure it is still all lining up right.
 
A teenage lesbian tried to call him out for being creepy on Twitter and he basically told her she was ignorant. Screenshot is somewhere in here, let me see if I can find it.

Edit: got it.


http://comments.deviantart.com/1/501180327/3690729268
Urge to smash in a blue bears head with a sledgehammer: rising
It's incredible how whenever someone makes a sensible, well-spoken post that criticises Dobson, his first instinct is to call them out for being trolls, accuses them of "not understanding" (while ignoring the entire argumentation) or something equally self-serving.
"You told the great Dobson that he's wrong about something? Well gee, looks like you don't understand the problem despite being the very foundation of the issue at hand!"
Kinda reminds me how some Kotaku-faggot wrote an article about japanese gaming that was so blatantly wrong that Kojima commented negatively on it and some Kotaku-reading sperg actually tried to tell Kojima off he didn't know how the video gaming industry in Japan worked since he was disagreeing with Kotaku.
It just blows my mind.

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Wrote my post when I was halfway through the discussion and just got to the point where that girl completely annihilates his moral superiority by pointing out he drew CP.
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Seeing how Dobson pretty much denied any kind of discussion by going "Nah, you got that wrong, nah you didn't understand", it's nice seeing her dropping the facade of discussion as well to rub it in just what a terrible hypocrite Dobbles is...
Even though it opens up Dobsons most favorite route to escape facing reality: Crying "TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL" and running the other way.

Edit #2:
If Chris is the gold medalist in mental gymnastics, Dobson is a solid silver medal with a gold medal in goal-post-moving. Jesus.

Edit #3:
Whoever this Fleacollerindustry guy is... I wish I could invite him to a drink. Holy shit, that was some 'burn' right there.
Didn't see this posted in the thread, so I thought I'd add it (apologies if it was and I missed it).


I don't usually art sperg because I can't draw, but that is fucking terrible.
Didn't know Captain America had T-Rex arms...
 
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Oh my God I love it
"He started dating the one girl that I totally woulda talked to if I wasnt so dang shy just to spite me! But now im better than him because im a famous artist!"
Its basically proving that hes been a spineless douchebag with girl troubles his whole life.
Besides, the other dude probably has a real job while Dobson is still just begging people for money on the internet.
 
Didn't see this posted in the thread, so I thought I'd add it (apologies if it was and I missed it).


I don't usually art sperg because I can't draw, but that is fucking terrible.


It's like he managed to sort of get the average head proportions for Captain America, but then completely ignore all the other steps to making a believable looking muscular character. In this case, Dobson does something that a lot of amateur comic artists and derivative mangakas do that is a constant eyesore in the art world, namely not putting in any sort of natural muscle definition with a character's shoulders and neck.

To really make something like this work out is to have a good understanding of how the muscles from the neck connect to the shoulder. Doing so leads to a more believable drawing. This means studying the anatomy of the body:

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Rather than attempt this feat, dobson just draws Cap's neck like a stiff pipe slapped onto shoulders almost like a smooth looking robotic figure. The end result is a drawing that looks cheap and not thought out, probably because it was cheap and not thought out.
 
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