💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[MrsFrizzle]

I don't understand, why doesn't he think faggot is offensive?

Is he really so far gone with his SJWism that he doesn't think men can ever be offended by anything?

No, he's just terrible at being a SJW. See also "Lesbian Kick!" and a bunch of other nonsense. Poor Dobbers can't do anything right; actual feminists won't give him the time of day because he's a rude know-it-all who thinks saying "faggot" is cool, while the sort of people who think saying "faggot" is cool won't give him the time of day because he is an embarrassing white-knighting pussy.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Here's the original context of "Lesbian Kick"

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http://alexzepirate.com/the-beauty-pagent

Somehow Dobson fails even harder than CWC at random-access humor.

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[Count groudon]

Here's the original context of "Lesbian Kick"

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http://alexzepirate.com/the-beauty-pagent

Somehow Dobson fails even harder than CWC at random-access humor.

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That girl in the comic isn't even saying anything offensive. She's just saying she doesn't really support gay marriage and dobby the open-minded sjw has her kicked in the face.

 

[Ultimate Grisby]

Here's the original context of "Lesbian Kick"

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http://alexzepirate.com/the-beauty-pagent

LESBIAN VERB! Such cleverness, Dobson. If I remember correctly, this comic always forced an unfunny gag about how one of the characters is a lesbian and gay guys kept hitting on her because they thought she was a guy. The way it's just forced parallels to Chris-Chan's "UGH GAYS/YAY LESBIANS".

 

[Bridechu]

That girl in the comic isn't even saying anything offensive. She's just saying she doesn't really support gay marriage and dobby the open-minded sjw has her kicked in the face.

In context, in like 2008 at some beauty pageant (probably Miss America?) for some reason they decided they wanted to improve the legitimacy of question period by asking political questions. One contestant was asked by Perez Hilton (a gay blogger and professional drama queen) what she thought about gay marriage and she basically said she believed marriage was between a man and a woman, but that the states should vote on it instead of letting the courts or the federal government decide. The media on both sides went apeshit, Perez Hilton said on his blog he voted against her in the rest of the contest because of the answer, etc. etc.

Later, everyone agreed it was incredibly stupid to ask girls competing for Prettiest Princess questions meant to be controversial just to drum up some news support, and most of the population went back to not giving a shit about beauty pageants.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

LESBIAN VERB! Such cleverness, Dobson. If I remember correctly, this comic always forced an unfunny gag about how one of the characters is a lesbian and gay guys kept hitting on her because they thought she was a guy. The way it's just forced parallels to Chris-Chan's "UGH GAYS/YAY LESBIANS".

No, it's worse than that. Alex Ze Pirate is under an enchantment where gay dudes think she's a dude and hit on her constantly. She is also a straight woman who's constantly being sexually harassed by the "Lesbian Kick!" pirate.

Dobbers is crazy if he thinks his bullshit is going to find acceptance with the SJW crowd. I don't think he's ever drawn a gay or lesbian character who wasn't a creepy stereotype.

 

[Stud2Stud]

What really amazes me is how bland and uninspired his art is. It not only looks terrible, but also it's just so generic, you can tell the silly eyebrow shit was meant to make it more 'striking' and 'unique', but fact is: It just has no (for lack of a better term) recognition value. I'm more into manga, so the best way I can describe it is thus: When you take a manga made by Samura Hiroaki (Blade of the immortal), Nihei Tsutomu (Blame!), Endo Hiroki (Eden - It's an endless world) or Yagi Nobuhiro (Angel Densetsu) you just need to look at one character's face and you instantly know who made it.

With Dobson, unless there's the Eyebrowcalypse floating above one characters head, chances are, you would only recognize it by the really bad quality of the linework...

Whatever happened to his "New SYAC" or whatever it was called with those really bad character designs with the mohawk-'Die Cis Scum'-punk girl and that girl with glasses?

 

[nyess]

Here's the original context of "Lesbian Kick"

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http://alexzepirate.com/the-beauty-pagent

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That last panel...You know, if you took away the text in this strip and read it all the way to the last panel, you probably would assume the furry creature was saying something completely different from what he's actually saying.

Oh, you mean people have already commented on Dobson's lack of artistic quality? My mistake.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Whatever happened to his "New SYAC" or whatever it was called with those really bad character designs with the tomahawk-'Die Cis Scum'-punk girl and that girl with glasses?

He figured he could do better bitching on twitter instead of those figureheads.

 

[MysticMisty]

Whatever happened to his "New SYAC" or whatever it was called with those really bad character designs with the tomahawk-'Die Cis Scum'-punk girl and that girl with glasses?

Mohawk girl vanished and the glasses girl got a lazy redesign so he'll waste less time drawing.

Seriously I'm pretty sure this is her:

Spoiler: Lazy, bland redesign

 

[Kabobs]

http://comments.deviantart.com/4/1089799/3679027540

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[c-no]

That girl in the comic isn't even saying anything offensive. She's just saying she doesn't really support gay marriage and dobby the open-minded sjw has her kicked in the face.

Not only that, he portrayed the blonde hair woman as a bimbo. Add in what Bridechu posted, saying that while she was against same-sex marriage, she also belives the state should vote on it. Would this mean Dobson is just showing some sort of bias then, taking out any context of what the person said save for saying she wasn't for same-sex marriage?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

http://comments.deviantart.com/4/1089799/3679027540

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I think the only option for ol' Dobsy right now is to just take his computer from him and lock him in a room with just a sketchbook and some drawing tools. 'Cause all these "attacks" towards his so-called haters is really going to hurt his heath both mentally and physically.

 

[nyess]

I think the only option for ol' Dobsy right now is to just take his computer from him and lock him in a room with just a sketchbook and some drawing tools. 'Cause all these "attacks" towards his so-called haters is really going to hurt his heath both mentally and physically.

It must be hibernation time for Dobbles.

 

[Dilligaff]

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Wow, someone took the time to thoughtfully give advice and (no surprise) Dobson shits all over him. He's become the very essence of the Tartlet mentality. It just makes me headdesk.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

It must be hibernation time for Dobbles.

"DOBSON DON'T NEED NO SLEEP!"

 

[nyess]

"DOBSON DON'T NEED NO SLEEP!"

I was only trying to help. Plenty of people tend to get cranky when they don't get their sleep...

 

[Conrix]

Some of his posts are seriously making me think he's just trolling. Like, the kind of things I would post to get SJWs and basically everyone else whipped up into a frenzy if I bothered to post such things. I would ask how one posts such things with a straight face, then I remembered good ol' Poe's Law.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I was only trying to help. Plenty of people tend to get cranky when they don't get their sleep...

But it's true, taking into account the man's behavior at this point in time. It's likely he gets vary little sleep, which would explain why he's cranky all the time.

Some of his posts are seriously making me think he's just trolling. Like, the kind of things I would post to get SJWs and basically everyone else whipped up into a frenzy if I bothered to post such things. I would ask how one posts such things with a straight face, then I remembered good ol' Poe's Law.

I dunno. Dobsy doesn't strike me as the trolling type. Especially given his history up to this point.

 

[Stud2Stud]

Someone mentioned Dobson was employed earlier? That job doesn't happen to be involving paper hats and a deep fryer, does it?

With Dobsons incredibly unprofessional behaviour, I just can't see anyone being willing to employ him as an artist as of now. I mean, his big dream was to work for Disney, if I'm not mistaken, but unsurprisingly that's never gonna happen at this point.

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And concerning the blonde chick, Dobson hates blond hair. Link being blonde is practically Dobsons "Sonics arms are NOT BLUE!". He always depicts bullies as being blonde.

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http://comments.deviantart.com/4/1089799/3679027540

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Words fail me. I'm not even halfway through and this is too much to bear.

If any person ever deserved a slap to the face, it's certainly Dobson. It wouldn't help or change anything, but by god... He really has it coming.
Then again: If anyone would just ignore him, never to speak of him again, that might be a more fitting fate. He's certainly not worth any kind of effort, a truly worthless person.