💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Dilbertmann]

Since when did that happen anyway?

Dunno. I got it from ED:

"He has a phobia for Carnevale masks. For years it's been a tradition on 4chan's /co/ to spam any and all Tom Preston threads with pictures of Carnevale masks. Since he is a shameless narcissist, he would frequently lurk 4chan's /co/, hoping people would stroke his ego, only to be greeted by hordes of Carnevale masks, mocking him in deafening silence."

 

[Truck Rockfort]

I'm guessing his fear of carnival mask is along the lines of coulrophobia? If that's the case I should recommend he visit go to Venice, no spooky masks what so ever there since I last went there and I'm sure those Italians can learn a thing or two about art from the master himself.

"Mona Lisa? pfff more like Moan-a Lisa"

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I'm guessing his fear of carnival mask is along the lines of coulrophobia? If that's the case I should recommend he visit go to Venice, no spooky masks what so ever there since I last went there and I'm sure those Italians can learn a thing or two about art from the master himself.

"Mona Lisa? pfff more like Moan-a Lisa"

Even better, he should just move there. But I'm more than sure he'll find something about them to bitch about.

Like he always does. Next thing you know he's going to start complaining about the bear's shade of blue or some shit.

 

[Truck Rockfort]

Even better, he should just move there. But I'm more than sure he'll find something about them to bitch about.

Like he always does. Next thing you know he's going to start complaining about the bear's shade of blue or some shit.

Trust me the first thing he'd probably do if he ever moved to Italy would be to bitch about how small everything is, how the food isn't americanized enough and that it's killing his enthusiasm and "creative process".

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Trust me the first thing he'd probably do if he ever moved to Italy would be to bitch about how small everything is, how the food isn't americanized enough and that it's killing his enthusiasm and "creative process".

Oh of course he would. He does seem to have some hint of "racist prick" in his twitter posts and comics. He'd also probably complain about how they're not Mario.

I just brought up the whole "Shade of blue" thing was becuase one of these days, he'll be trying anything to gain attention. even resorting to the smallest thing to do so.

 

[Dilbertmann]

Oh of course he would. He does seem to have some hint of "racist prick" in his twitter posts and comics. He'd also probably complain about how they're not Mario.

I just brought up the whole "Shade of blue" thing was becuase one of these days, he'll be trying anything to gain attention. even resorting to the smallest thing to do so.

If Dobson made something like "Aww, you aren't Mario!? You suck!" then some disgruntled Italian businessman will give him a swift punch to the kisser.

 

[Truck Rockfort]

If Dobson made something like "Aww, you aren't Mario!? You suck!" then some disgruntled Italian businessman will give him a swift punch to the kisser.

"Eh go fuck yourself, ya Fuckin spastic bear!"

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

If Dobson made something like "Aww, you aren't Mario!? You suck!" then some disgruntled Italian businessman will give him a swift punch to the kisser.

"Eh go fuck yourself, ya Fuckin spastic bear!"

Okay now that needs to be a comic.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

 

[José Mourinho]

Dobson made two notable journals recently. One about GamerGate drama and one about him explaining everything about himself.

http://tompreston.deviantart.com/journal/Unfollow-PLZ-487686539
Dobson asks his followers who supported GamerGate to unfollow him due to a woman in the game industry being doxxed.

http://tompreston.deviantart.com/journal/Back-to-Square-One-Minor-Edit-487882037
Dobson gives an introduction about himself.

 

[Ryan Rash]

You know what grinds my gears? Anyone who tells their followers "if you X, stop following me". It's like, wow. So I'm not allowed to disagree with you on this particular thing? I guess we weren't really that good of friends to begin with...

Chances are, I unfollow them not because I X, but because I don't like their attitude.

 

[José Mourinho]

Here's a comment chain I found on Dobson's GamerGate journal:

http://comments.deviantart.com/1/487686539/3628888244
I debunked how the Zoe Quinn cheating drama is fake... by using a Kotaku source!

http://comments.deviantart.com/1/487686539/3628888244?offset=10#comments
Response to the Kotaku source

 

[ordinarycough]

Dobson engaging in his favorite pastime, writing over a thousand words about himself.

Hah, he even sneaks in a little hex-box bashing.

 

[Mechanism Eight]

(Dobson being a fuckwit)

I'm fairly certain that this kind of deluded, 100% unshakable denial is what most of the filthy worms who perpetuate his mindset want to see from everyone, despite it clearly being destructive to everything and basically a surefire way to turn people into perpetual downward spirals.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Dobson made two notable journals recently. One about GamerGate drama and one about him explaining everything about himself.

At first I think "That's a decent enough reason to have people unfollow you." I mean the doxing is a bit fucked up imo. Then comes some narcissism that would make Kanye West embarrassed for him. Never change, Dobson.

 

[Ryan Rash]

Here's a comment chain I found on Dobson's GamerGate journal:

http://comments.deviantart.com/1/487686539/3628888244
I debunked how the Zoe Quinn cheating drama is fake... by using a Kotaku source!

http://comments.deviantart.com/1/487686539/3628888244?offset=10#comments
Response to the Kotaku source

OH, SNAP! He just invoked Godwin's Law!

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Jesus Christ, the world's most unnecessary personal manifesto. Nobody fucking cares what Dobbers thinks, so this John Galt speech is just keyboard-wanking.

 

[Gothicserpent]

Jesus Christ, the world's most unnecessary personal manifesto. Nobody fucking cares what Dobbers thinks, so this John Galt speech is just keyboard-wanking.

Only Dobbers cares what Dobbers thinks.

 

[OBAMATRON]

 

[Gothicserpent]

Holy hell that mug is punchable.