💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[UglyOldJafar]

Actually, you know what would be fun? Him reacting to Rape Horse.

no, even better: The fairies.
I want to see his reaction to what amounts to the hero having to kill a child for good reasons.

 

[SuperFilter]

Sailor Moon triggered his PTSD I guess.
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Oh noes a villain was killed what terrible unfriendly writing.
I never watched or read Sailor Moon and I probably never will, but that doesn't look like a sympathetic villain that you could possibly feel bad for, either.
He's way too attached to those old cartoons where status quo is harder than a titanium wall and no one is ever killed DESTROYED unless they're robot mooks. To him that's ideal writing. Maybe he should start watching preschool shows if he already doesn't.

 

[A Random]

That was never animated, so he'll never get that far.

A tragedy, you'll agree.

I never watched or read Sailor Moon and I probably never will, but that doesn't look like a sympathetic villain that you could possibly feel bad for, either.

She's a bitchy lady who has the hots for their superior master du, who killed off the previous main enemy the Soldiers were fighting by putting slugs in the brakes so she'd crash and die.

The nanomachines aside, there's also another who shocked herself to death by accident [her monsta thought she was a target and their mutual explosion killed her] and a pair that was killed by shooting at each other with their own boosted magics.

But nope, she got turned off.

 

[zedkissed60]

Sailor Moon triggered his PTSD I guess.
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Also, that second tweet, what the shit?
"Mature"

Dobson is just vainly begging for Senpai's attention again. John "BriBri" Flynt based his whole "art" style on Sailor Moon. Notice how Dobson retweets John twice right after the Sailor Moon tweets.

Spoiler

Minuete from John's "game" is "pretty much a direct riff" on Mimete.

 

[Gothicserpent]

Dobson's worship of these people disgusts me.

 

[Count groudon]

This guy thinks that Spongebob Squarepants is a more "mature" form of entertainment than lets say Roots. This is a man who thinks MLP-FiM must be mature, because he does not see any other reason for people over the age of 10 to watch it, ignoring that (autism aside) the more likely reason is that some think the cartoonish humor and cute characters are worth watching it once in a while. Are you really that surprised that he looks at that scene and acts like one of these manchildren who write on tvtropes how they cried over the fact that Strawberry Shortcake did not have a good birthday in one episode?

And just to get a few dumb/off-topic ratings extra, he thinks that is the most scariest way how some villain died in Sailor Moon? My sister forced me to watch this show as a kid a lot and we grew up in France, where this show was actually shown in an uncensored manner (so unlike the average American, they did not beat around the bush that two characters are lesbians.). And I can remember quite well that one minion got disposed the following way: Being eaten alive by nanites. Granted, it was not as if the show would showcase how the girl was eaten up/out from the insides by microscopic little robots by letting us see her flesh being devoured until the skeleton remained. But I consider that idea to sound scarier than someone (literally) pulling the plug.

Last but not least, he does not like it when villains are killed off? I am admitedly a fan of villains being redeemed over killed (as long as they did not do something that really crosses any moral line) but coming from the guy who has no problem killing off NPCs in a Skyrim game for making stupid innuendos by going Spanish Inquisition on them AND admited that he had power fantasies of killing all his fellow classmates at school, I say fuck you. Especially towards the fact he thinks he has matured enough to the point that he does not want to see characters die. As smeone mentioned, character death can not just be an excuse to get rid of someone, it can be used for good drama. And sometimes there are just characters who need to die, because they are too much of a monster to remain alive. Not that Dobson would know anything about it, cause this guy has less actual villains to offer in his work than fucks Brianna Wu gives about him.

Just look at his comics. Not one single consistently, cunning or funny villain. Only unintentional villainous heroes at best.



And sometimes good people to. Heck, the entire cast of Sailor Moon died at the end of season 1 and at the last season. At least seeing how he does not like to watch animated characters die, I can now understand why he hates NGE.
... God, I so want to force Dobson now to watch Berserk while he is stuck in a chair Ludovico Style. Can you imagine his overall reaction at the Eclipse Event?

Just a friendly reminder, this is the same guy who hates October because his favorite cartoons start showing 2spooky episodes in honor of Halloween, and he considers them too scary to watch anymore

 

[UglyOldJafar]

Just a friendly reminder, this is the same guy who hates October because his favorite cartoons start showing 2spooky episodes in honor of Halloween, and he considers them too scary to watch anymore

To which I am just going and ask the following questions:

1. How many cartoons are really getting "spooky" in that regard around the time? As in "shit your pants scary" or just having images within them that could make a kid feel uncomfortable to a certain degree? As someone who likes cartoons a lot as well as Halloween, I can assure you that there is not as many scary shit out there as some may imagine in cartoons, even if it is a Halloween special. That is because most of these shows still try to focus on being scary in a funny way. I think the most scariest cartoon series currently is in fact TMNT, seeing how the first ten or so episodes of the last season were all direct shout outs to famous horror movies such as Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elmstreet and The Thing by Carpenter.

2. If he does not like scary things in cartoons, how can he even watch Gravity Falls? A show that according to its own creator was made with the intention on how much scary monsters could be turned into funny villains while still telling a story enjoyed by kids and adults? the first episode of season 2 for that show featured zombie heads exploding because of karaoke.
it also contradicts him mentioning Courage the Cowardly Dog as a good cartoon in "Maturity", cause the entire show was based on how creative someone can get with animation to make kids uncomfortable watching.

Yes, I know I am beating on that comic, but it really is the magnum opus of Dobson's idiocy with cartoons for me.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

Sailor Moon triggered his PTSD I guess.
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Also, that second tweet, what the shit?
"Mature"

Wait... The first tweet says that the death of that Sailor Moon character was heartbreaking.
The second says that he "matured to the point that killing doesn't seem like a good way to get rid of characters".

Clausewitz loses his shit in
3...
2...

Spoiler: 1...

You... utter waste of water, protein and lipids. When was the last time you left your 1980's TV-show dream-world and stepped out of the basement? You loose your shit about the implied death of some corny 90's anime villain and then call yourself 'mature', because you don't like characters to be killed off? If ANYTHING has matured, then whatever brain-fungi impede your cognitive and emotional functions and stunted your growth into an adult human being.

Are you really so scared to experience something bad, that you can't even stand the implied death of fictional characters? And then you ruffle up your feathers and call yourself 'mature', for disliking stories that have real loss and real conflict? This is why you love the old cartoons, isn't it? Because nothing ever changes. Because good always wins the day, because Captain Planet will always be summoned in time, because after everything is done the status quo returns, and we just wait for the next time when Skeletor tries to get into Castle Grayskull to bone the Sorceress or something - rinse and repeat.

And this is why you blame the 'Trolls' for everything, because your perception of "good and evil" never developed beyond the notion, that some people are just 'meanies'. Because, if you are the good guy, there needs to be someone who wants to steal the color from the world, or who feeds off bad feelings, or who shouts 'COBRAAAA!' and then steals all the cookies.

Do you really think, we live in a world where every problem ends with a shared laughter and a 'Sonic Says' segment? It's no wonder, that you can't tell even the shadow of an compelling story, if you try to dodge any chance of encountering pain or bad feelings - even in fictional media. It's no wonder, that you suck up to the SJWs without thinking twice, if you are not able to paint with grays, just with black and white. It's no wonder, that you you put Steven Universe on a pedestal: This show seems to be the only form of media, that is able to provide you with some story, that has some sort emotional depth.

You will never grow, because you don't want to grow.
Because you don't want to challenge yourself.
You are a child, hiding behind the mask of a grumpy old bear, pretending to know everything.
But you know nothing and you are not the 'good guy'.
You are the little blue, scared grinch, whose heart will never grow three sizes one day.

...dammit, no idea where that came from.... Because a few hours ago, I thought he was getting boring.

 

[Smelvin]

He's way too attached to those old cartoons where status quo is harder than a titanium wall and no one is ever killed DESTROYED unless they're robot mooks. To him that's ideal writing. Maybe he should start watching preschool shows if he already doesn't.

Because shows like that make people like him feel safe. He's got escapism in the form of an anime world full of pretty people that he can get lost in, but he doesn't want it to get shaken up in any way. He wants it to be his version of the cafe from Friends.

Who knows, maybe it's tied into his own problems moving on with his life. Makes him triggered by any sign of anything else he's watching moving on.

 

[MMX]

Sailor Moon triggered his PTSD I guess.
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Also, that second tweet, what the shit?
"Mature"

Seriously ?
Only yesterday i said the movie martyrs would reduce dobbie to a quivering wreck (really watch its worth your time).
And now hes being triggered by sailormoon.

I dont know how hes able to actually function at this level of pussy sensitivity.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

Seriously ?
Only yesterday i said the movie martyrs would reduce dobbie to a quivering wreck (really watch its worth your time).
And now hes being triggered by sailormoon.

I dont know how hes able to actually function at this level of pussy sensitivity.

If my girlfriend's pussy were as sensitive as Dobson, she would drown in orgasms.
*badum dish*

 

[Belvedere]

Wait... The first tweet says that the death of that Sailor Moon character was heartbreaking.
The second says that he "matured to the point that killing doesn't seem like a good way to get rid of characters".

Clausewitz loses his shit in
3...
2...

Spoiler: 1...

You... utter waste of water, protein and lipids. When was the last time you left your 1980's TV-show dream-world and stepped out of the basement? You loose your shit about the implied death of some corny 90's anime villain and then call yourself 'mature', because you don't like characters to be killed off? If ANYTHING has matured, then whatever brain-fungi impede your cognitive and emotional functions and stunted your growth into an adult human being.

Are you really so scared to experience something bad, that you can't even stand the implied death of fictional characters? And then you ruffle up your feathers and call yourself 'mature', for disliking stories that have real loss and real conflict? This is why you love the old cartoons, isn't it? Because nothing ever changes. Because good always wins the day, because Captain Planet will always be summoned in time, because after everything is done the status quo returns, and we just wait for the next time when Skeletor tries to get into Castle Grayskull to bone the Sorceress or something - rinse and repeat.

And this is why you blame the 'Trolls' for everything, because your perception of "good and evil" never developed beyond the notion, that some people are just 'meanies'. Because, if you are the good guy, there needs to be someone who wants to steal the color from the world, or who feeds off bad feelings, or who shouts 'COBRAAAA!' and then steals all the cookies.

Do you really think, we live in a world where every problem ends with a shared laughter and a 'Sonic Says' segment? It's no wonder, that you can't tell even the shadow of an compelling story, if you try to dodge any chance of encountering pain or bad feelings - even in fictional media. It's no wonder, that you suck up to the SJWs without thinking twice, if you are not able to paint with grays, just with black and white. It's no wonder, that you you put Steven Universe on a pedestal: This show seems to be the only form of media, that is able to provide you with some story, that has some sort emotional depth.

You will never grow, because you don't want to grow.
Because you don't want to challenge yourself.
You are a child, hiding behind the mask of a grumpy old bear, pretending to know everything.
But you know nothing and you are not the 'good guy'.
You are the little blue, scared grinch, whose heart will never grow three sizes one day.

...dammit, no idea where that came from.... Because a few hours ago, I thought he was getting boring.

This is what I call an "End Thread - Mission Accomplished" post, because what else is there to be said.

It really does show a side of Dobson's personality that explains a lot about his inability to cope with adversity or resistance of any kind; he lacks resilience. Calling him a manchild is not even a insult - it is an apt description of his mental state, he is like a child - mental development speaking. It makes perfect sense.

Just out of curiosity I looked into what Psychology Today says regarding what are the traits of "Mental Maturity" and I was struck as to how this is point-for-point the polar opposite of Dobson:

1. A mature person is able to keep long-term commitments.

2. A mature person is unshaken by flattery or criticism.

3. A mature person possesses a spirit of humility.

4. A mature person’s decisions are based on character not feelings.

5. A mature person expresses gratitude consistently.

6. A mature person knows how to prioritize others before themselves.

7. A mature person seeks wisdom before acting.

 

[CrimsonKnight]

Seriously ?
Only yesterday i said the movie martyrs would reduce dobbie to a quivering wreck (really watch its worth your time).
And now hes being triggered by sailormoon.

I dont know how hes able to actually function at this level of pussy sensitivity.

I remember the shotgun scene from it. Dobby would be a wreck. His sensitive ass can't take it.

 

[MMX]

I remember the shotgun scene from it. Dobby would be a wreck. His sensitive ass can't take it.

Its the dobson trigger triple yammy

* bad things happen to women for no reason (well none thats makes sense to him)
* its soooo graphic
* that ending will mess with him

 

[Ravana]

Okay, serious question. Could be be triggered by Goosebumps books?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Sailor Moon triggered his PTSD I guess.
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Also, that second tweet, what the shit?
"Mature"

Uh Dobson? You don't have the slightest clue, do you? She's a fucking villain, of course she needed to die in order to advance the story. That was the whole point of the villains in that season of Sailor Moon. I gotta wonder how he felt about the other deaths that season.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Okay, serious question. Could be be triggered by Goosebumps books?

Chicken Chicken would leave him a sobbing screaming wreck

 

[MMX]

Okay, serious question. Could be be triggered by Goosebumps books?

Reason 1000 why CWC is better than Dobbie.
Chris enjoys the works of R L Stine.
Dobson finds them problematic and triggering.

Honestly hes afraid of the dark so its likely.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Reason 1000 why CWC is better than Dobbie.
Chris enjoys the works of R L Stine.
Dobson finds them problematic and triggering.

I wouldn't be surprised if he found reading in general to be triggering.

 

[Catastrophe-TM]

Uh Dobson? You don't have the slightest clue, do you? She's a fucking villain, of course she needed to die in order to advance the story. That was the whole point of the villains in that season of Sailor Moon. I gotta wonder how he felt about the other deaths that season.

It's the whole point for any villain in any story to die period. People want to see characters overcome evil, and death is one way to overcome it for good so it doesn't come back.