💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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Anyone else finding it hilarious that Dobbybear is pro-Hillary when she openly backed Jack Thompson?
Honestly, I figured Dobson as a Trump supporter, given the man's attitude and all. So I still find it odd that he's going with Clinton.

Uh, is Dobson creeping on a high school aged lesbian?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he were. He's proven us right with many things before, so why not this?
 
Geez, it is as if memorising everyone's preferred pronouns slows things down or something... Oh wait, it does.
I'm in favor of offering the use of neutral pronouns. If someone is uncomfortable with being addressed as either male or female, I guess it's okay to be polite and use a neutral pronoun.
However, insinsting on the use of these pronouns in a petulent manner doesn't really make me wanna use these pronouns. And I outright refuse to use any further pronouns, people made up to feel like special snowflakes.
Also, John Wu is an exception to the rule for no other reason than to mock him.
Honestly, I figured Dobson as a Trump supporter, given the man's attitude and all. So I still find it odd that he's going with Clinton.
Yeah, but Trump isn't very popular with the crowd of people that Dobby is desperate to garner asspats from :heart-empty:
 
God I hate eveything about this comic. The fact that he just slapped a new picture on an old comic and oresented it as new, the fact he's never even seen anything relating to the game he's crying about, the fact that he feels as though he's the morally superior one here who is able to make the absolute decision on whether this shit is sexist or not. It's all just ao sickening.

We all know dobbies real issue with the game is snakes upgradable water gun.
 
Other lolcows offer up big meals of drama and crazy to just scarf down and get your fill, while Dobson is like a sifter of drama you can sip from by the fire as you twirl it and guffaw at how much one man cannot be this much of a failure, yet here we are.

I disagree.

 
He deleted the pro-#GG post, what was it about?

He retweeted (I think) a post about how there was some discrepancy between how the media had viewed Hillary Clinton's debate performance while everything else apparently insisted it was Bernie who came out on top. I don't remember entirely so I might be wrong.

He probably self-TRIGGERED when he noticed the tweet said something about how Games Journalism wasn't the only kind with problems.

Pretty sure that was it.
 
Some new stuff to obsess over, fellow lazy posers:

For reference:
This is what she's supposed to look like. I was actually flabberghasted to learn Moana is, in fact, not a hobbit with mangy, tangled hair.
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Edit: But I'll admit, he did a somewhat decent job at drawing some details on the clothes... now, if only he would try to shade a bit.
 
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Some new stuff to obsess over, fellow lazy posers:

[MEDIA=twitter]654660349803671554[/MEDIA]For reference:
This is what she's supposed to look like. I was actually flabberghasted to learn Moana is, in fact, not a hobbit with mangy, tangled hair.
moana-social.jpg
I haven't seen body proportions that incompetent in a while. Dobson's depiction has no space for a forehead. She's so short & stocky that she looks like a child, & look at the way he drew her hand resting on her hip, it's not even making physical contact & her thumb is connected to the same knuckle as her index finger. He is now in competition with John Sweets for worst drawn hands on the Kiwi Farms.

How in the fuck is he this incompetent? It's like he took crops of different images & managed to mix & match them until they eventually vaguely fit together in an assembly of awkwardly fitting poses. He drew this by hand.
 
How in the fuck is he this incompetent?
He never tries to improve. He was bad at drawing hands for pretty much his entire career, but he never really dealt with that problem. He always tries to circumvent such shortcomings by not drawing hands, keeping them hidden behind stuff, out of panel and so on. Or he tries to use styles that make hands as blobby and featureless as possible.
I can somewhat relate to that, drawing hands is a bitch and a half. Faces, feet, hands, when you try to draw that stuff, you really learn to hate them.

This man's chosen career is to be an artist, yet he never tries to improve his obvious shortcomings. He never looks at his images and thinks "I should practice hands" it's always "Meh, it's good enough, I guess".
 
I know I said this before, but Dobson's life is pretty much NIN's the Downward spiral without the heroin references.

He's done nothing but go further, further down the spiral since he started SYAC. We're the closest thing to friends he's got now. Everyone else he's driven away. He has nothing.

Problems do have solutions you know.

A lifetime of fucking things up fixed in one determined pop.

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Dobbie would get over all his MGS hate if he could MOD his copy to replace fulton balloon extactions with a bike pump and have the bad guys just float away.
No, in his drawings he specifically always had the girls inflate until they exploded, usually while panicing or looking distressed. Not once was it ever just the weird but innocent inflation pics where the girls just blow up and just kinda chill out, it always had them pop or implied that they were gonna be popped. That's what gets me about his porn, he trots around screaming that he's a champion for women who should be loved and admired for being different from all those jerk males who only want to use women, while getting off on the thought of women dying horribly painful and gorey deaths.
 
No, in his drawings he specifically always had the girls inflate until they exploded, usually while panicing or looking distressed. Not once was it ever just the weird but innocent inflation pics where the girls just blow up and just kinda chill out, it always had them pop or implied that they were gonna be popped. That's what gets me about his porn, he trots around screaming that he's a champion for women who should be loved and admired for being different from all those jerk males who only want to use women, while getting off on the thought of women dying horribly painful and gorey deaths.

Thats his "extraction failed" animation

Everyones got a kink and whilst its fun to laugh i atleast see their point.
But dobbies is basically snuffing teenage anime girls in a horrible yet bloodless way.
When i think about it dobbie was jealous of the high school girl anime show Azumanga Daioh because they had great friendships and a funny school experience ...so he basically killed them off in a method he could jerk off to.
 
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No, in his drawings he specifically always had the girls inflate until they exploded, usually while panicing or looking distressed. Not once was it ever just the weird but innocent inflation pics where the girls just blow up and just kinda chill out, it always had them pop or implied that they were gonna be popped. That's what gets me about his porn, he trots around screaming that he's a champion for women who should be loved and admired for being different from all those jerk males who only want to use women, while getting off on the thought of women dying horribly painful and gorey deaths.
Oh, come on, it's a harmless fetish that only is projected on fictional animu wom-
lost_in_space_by_catty_n-d544lb8.jpg

CattyDob dijo:
“…your skin inflates like a balloon… and then.. POP!”
Yeah, so Dobby was whacking it to the thought of a 16 year old girl dying a slow and horribly painful death by being exposed to the cold vacuum of space. Cause that's not fucking creepy or vile at all.

Admittedly, his CattyN stuff is really old, but for fuck's sake: If Dobs is willing to criticise and antagonize people for something they did in the 80s, I see no need to not return the favor and do the same with his stuff from a decade ago.

Addendum:
In order to look for this image, I tried to find his regular image galery and I realized: even if you *know* what you're looking for, his galery is almost impossible to find. Seriously, when you google "Andrew Dobson Galery", you're going to find a shitton of galeries dedicated to ripping him apart and his now defunct dA account that only links to his SYAC site. Unless I missed it, there's no links on his Patreon frontpage, either.

If anything, dA was a great means to get exposure and introduce yourself to people that might not yet know your works, but as it stands, Dobson has pretty much no way (outside of twitterspam) to advertise his art.
 
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Oh, come on, it's a harmless fetish that only is projected on fictional animu wom-
lost_in_space_by_catty_n-d544lb8.jpg
Yeah, so Dobby was whacking it to the thought of a 16 year old girl dying a slow and horribly painful death by being exposed to the cold vacuum of space. Cause that's not fucking creepy or vile at all.

Admittedly, his CattyN stuff is really old, but for fuck's sake: If Dobs is willing to criticise and antagonize people for something they did in the 80s, I see no need to not return the favor and do the same with his stuff from a decade ago.

Addendum:
In order to look for this image, I tried to find his regular image galery and I realized: even if you *know* what you're looking for, his galery is almost impossible to find. Seriously, when you google "Andrew Dobson Galery", you're going to find a shitton of galeries dedicated to ripping him apart and his now defunct dA account that only links to his SYAC site. Unless I missed it, there's no links on his Patreon frontpage, either.

If anything, dA was a great means to get exposure and introduce yourself to people that might not yet know your works, but as it stands, Dobson has pretty much no way (outside of twitterspam) to advertise his art.

Hey at least he managed to draw the eyes and mouth in the right place back than! Only the right hand is malformed in the picture, but yeah it is pretty much a horrible, disgusting fetish.
 
No, in his drawings he specifically always had the girls inflate until they exploded, usually while panicing or looking distressed. Not once was it ever just the weird but innocent inflation pics where the girls just blow up and just kinda chill out, it always had them pop or implied that they were gonna be popped. That's what gets me about his porn, he trots around screaming that he's a champion for women who should be loved and admired for being different from all those jerk males who only want to use women, while getting off on the thought of women dying horribly painful and gorey deaths.
But without the gore, obviously.

Still for a man that claims to be a feminist. One of these days his past is going to bite him in the ass. Though that's only assuming it already hasn't done so.

If anything, dA was a great means to get exposure and introduce yourself to people that might not yet know your works, but as it stands, Dobson has pretty much no way (outside of twitterspam) to advertise his art.
At this point, I'm not even sure he wants to share his art. He seems like the kind that would do that to everyone around him and not give a reason as to why (I know of some people that do the same, and I think it's stupid as fuck to do it).
 
Oh, come on, it's a harmless fetish that only is projected on fictional animu wom-
lost_in_space_by_catty_n-d544lb8.jpg
Yeah, so Dobby was whacking it to the thought of a 16 year old girl dying a slow and horribly painful death by being exposed to the cold vacuum of space. Cause that's not fucking creepy or vile at all.

Admittedly, his CattyN stuff is really old, but for fuck's sake: If Dobs is willing to criticise and antagonize people for something they did in the 80s, I see no need to not return the favor and do the same with his stuff from a decade ago.

Addendum:
In order to look for this image, I tried to find his regular image galery and I realized: even if you *know* what you're looking for, his galery is almost impossible to find. Seriously, when you google "Andrew Dobson Galery", you're going to find a shitton of galeries dedicated to ripping him apart and his now defunct dA account that only links to his SYAC site. Unless I missed it, there's no links on his Patreon frontpage, either.

If anything, dA was a great means to get exposure and introduce yourself to people that might not yet know your works, but as it stands, Dobson has pretty much no way (outside of twitterspam) to advertise his art.

Everyone has their own " go to" fantasy.
Dobbies is one were hes a big titted bimbo who kidnaps schoolgirls and tortures them for LOLS and sexual gratification until they explode.
Yes big titted , brain dead and sadistic Catty-N was his self insert.

Remember girls dobbie knows whats best for you.
 
Y'know, just because the only medium is ink doesn't mean you have to only use undiluted black ink. But even if you want to be some sort of purist about the whole thing, he could at least do crosshatching to give shades and shape to his work. But of course that takes time away from recreating Super Mario Land in Mario Maker and Dobson can't tolerate that.
 
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