💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Johnny Bravo]

Woo!

 

[Tailypo]

Happy 1000 pages, kids!

 

[Melancholic_Cowboy]

We did it. We reached 1000 pages of Dobson idiocy. You know what that means-

 

[Ravana]

Congratulations on 100 years in the business Andrew Dobson

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

 

[SuperFilter]

Congratulations Dobson, you hateful little sad excuse for a man.
I have written a bad commemoratory haiku for you. Ahem ...

Blue fedora bear
Actually a fat man
Artistic loser

 

[Silvana]

1000 pages - we should hold a party to celebrate! Balloons (natch), streamers - and these...

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Balloons (natch)

Only mylar ones please! Not the fake latex ones - these aren't real balloons but garbage.

 

[Silvana]

Only mylar ones please! Not the fake latex ones - these aren't real balloons but garbage.

When MylarBalloonFan's thread gets to a 1000 pages, he can have his own party - with Mylar balloons, Dr Pepper and hideous 8-bit vidya game music pumping out of an outdated 80s PA system. Dobson would naturally have latex balloons at his party - unlike mylar balloons, latex balloons go...

 

[Scratch This Nut]

This thread dead yet?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Uh oh, we made Dobson mad, you guys...

 

[Gensdupays]

I thought he refused to acknowledge that we exist.

 

[Kabobs]

Senpai officially acknowledged our existence, guys. We did it!

lol 'cartoonist'

 

[Gothicserpent]

Uh oh, we made Dobson mad, you guys...

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Senpai noticed us.

 

[wheat pasta]

Uh oh, we made Dobson mad, you guys...

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What Hitler did was potatoes compared to what Andrew Dobson has done.

 

[Mitch Watterson]

Dobson noticed us before Brianna Wu noticed him!

*ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED*

 

[Wii Ah Buu]

Uh oh, we made Dobson mad, you guys...

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Harmless? You sure about that, Andrew?

 

[John Furrman]

Harmless? You sure about that, Andrew?

The fool still doesn't realize he is his own worst enemy.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I noticed that the thread hasn't died yet.

... Well then.