💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[AzureGaru]

What Dobson knows about love

 

[Belvedere]

Does he even though that you can get a decent, basic desktop PC for a fraction of a Mac's price, and the former is fine?

Of course not.

Also, a $2000 gaming PC can play anything. A $2000 Mac?? LOL no.

I'm sure he knows but getting a PC instead of a Mac would be an admission of him being wrong (just look at that patronizing, smug comic strip of his.) He would rather spend more money on overpriced and overhyped tech than admitting that he is wrong on anything. Hell, we are talking about the guy that contemplated the idea of buying a 360 to play modded Skyrim instead of a regular mid-range PC which would have serve him far better for that specific purpose.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

What Dobson knows about love

Yes Dobson, tell us: What is love?

*blinks* ...dammit.

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...Dobbie don't sperg me
Don't sperg me no more

What is love?
Dobbie don't sperg me
Don't sperg me no more

I don't know why you're a bear
I give you critique, but you don't care
So why this shite
See you're wrong
Gimme a break

Sorry, I kind of... had to.

 

[Cynical]

I'm sure he knows but getting a PC instead of a Mac would be an admission of him being wrong (just look at that patronizing, smug comic strip of his.) He would rather spend more money on overpriced and overhyped tech than admitting that he is wrong on anything. Hell, we are talking about the guy that contemplated the idea of buying a 360 to play modded Skyrim instead of a regular mid-range PC which would have serve him far better for that specific purpose.

In this respect, he's like John "Brianna Wu" Flynt. A pretentious hipster d-bag who sucks Apple's dick even when Microsoft's produces more semen, and despite knowing that he sticks with the Mac out of Chris-chan style brand loyalty.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Dobby is not self aware at all. But since The Mary Sue posted it suddenly his position has changed.
He retweeted this:

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[Melancholic_Cowboy]

Strap in, folks. Dobson's gonna tell us how love works.

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Good job, Dobson. You managed to figure out something that most people have figured out when they hit their early teens.

 

[Gunslinger]

His computer was probably just sick of being the object of Dobbie's smugness.

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Um doesn't he eat Mcdonalds all the time? Half his journal entries on DA list him eating McDonald's. I've lost all hope that Dobson will ever be capable of even rudimentary introspection, but he couldn't even be bothered to look around at the garbage in his crummy apartment and notice it's from McD's? He owns a Mac and yet portrays it like a healthy eating choice when he doesn't eat healthy.

 

[Tailypo]

I love it when people who have completely failed at maintaining a good relationship lecture others on love. I think better love advice would be, "Don't pull a Dobson and act like an asshole towards your partner."

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Um doesn't he eat Mcdonalds all the time? Half his journal entries on DA list him eating McDonald's. I've lost all hope that Dobson will ever be capable of even rudimentary introspection, but he couldn't even be bothered to look around at the garbage in his crummy apartment and notice it's from McD's? He owns a Mac and yet portrays it like a healthy eating choice when he doesn't eat healthy.

Spoiler: The man who constantly nags about Quiet being dressed immodestly drew this:

 

[JU 199]

Strap in, folks. Dobson's gonna tell us how love works.

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Also, someone apparently Drew fanart of Dobson. He reblogged it at first, but decided to delete it and make his own gloating post about it.

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Talks about complexities of love using a cartoon for children.

Wat

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Talks about complexities of love using a cartoon for children.

Wat

After years of Kiwi Farms, I'm so tempted to say: "At least said cartoon doesn't involve pastel-colored horseys."

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Strap in, folks. Dobson's gonna tell us how love works.

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Also, someone apparently Drew fanart of Dobson. He reblogged it at first, but decided to delete it and make his own gloating post about it.

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Yeah Dobson, tell us a cartoon's interpretation of how love works. Now stand int he corner and never speak again. Also, I don't know why he deleted the fan art, it looks more proportionate than his own art.

Spoiler: The man who constantly nags about Quiet being dressed immodestly drew this:

But that technically falls into Dobson's logic, somehow. But hot damn, that shading looks terrible. I mean sure we mock his current way of doing things, but I have to admit, I can't see what's so appealing about the coloring/shading in this picture either.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

After years of Kiwi Farms, I'm so tempted to say: "At least said cartoon doesn't involve pastel-colored horseys."

Sad thing, MLP would be an improvement regarding anything Dobson is working on in general by now.
Actually, when I think of it, I am surprised the guy hasn't spend any time gushing over that MLP pseudo spin-off Equestria Girls. The ponies as pseudo anime humans in stupid 70 minutes movies, facing one dimensional villains and some character going through a 2 movie going redemption arc, as well as pseudo lesbian undertones? Its like a wet dream made for him. Heck it even has a beta male in it.

 

[Kabobs]

Spoiler: The man who constantly nags about ,Quiet being dressed immodestly drew this:

Couldn't help myself.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Sad thing, MLP would be an improvement regarding anything Dobson is working on in general by now.
Actually, when I think of it, I am surprised the guy hasn't spend any time gushing over that MLP pseudo spin-off Equestria Girls. The ponies as pseudo anime humans in stupid 70 minutes movies, facing one dimensional villains and some character going through a 2 movie going redemption arc, as well as pseudo lesbian undertones? Its like a wet dream made for him. Heck it even has a beta male in it.

He drew art of it for a bit, but once being a "brony" became something that tumblite feminists said was "evil and perverse", he stopped drawing it. He's drawn himself as a pony at one point.

And here's his next Inktober.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

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Couldn't help myself.

Looks like he is fingerbanging her.

And my Halloween Countdown contribution for today

Edit: Regarding that picture for inktober form today: Probably the best thing he has drawn in years. Where is the catch?

 

[AnOminous]

He drew art of it for a bit, but once being a "brony" became something that tumblite feminists said was "evil and perverse", he stopped drawing it. He's drawn himself as a pony at one point.

And here's his next Inktober.

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Not bad, actually.

It's almost like there's an actual artist buried under that gigantic mass of blubbery asshole.

 

[Too Many Crooks]

He drew art of it for a bit, but once being a "brony" became something that tumblite feminists said was "evil and perverse", he stopped drawing it. He's drawn himself as a pony at one point.

And here's his next Inktober.

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Dobson drew that?? ...that's the best he's drawn in god knows how long! Whoa

 

[Ravana]

I was thinking the same. Lose the stupid hat and scarf and you've got a legitimately nice picture of a bird

 

[DykesDykesChina]

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Couldn't help myself.

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