💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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Chekced out some of the old stuff Dobson did once. And there is this little piece just highlighting how he is stuck in Nintendo Nostalgia
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I just love how the main complains Dobby points up are pretty much all related to these awful cartoon tings not being canon, instead of the actual play value of the games. Nintendo fanboy my ass, Dobson just wants his 8bit grahics back
Ugh, that artwork. No wonder Dobson likes the 8-Bit era.

Also come on, no one gives a shit on whether or not Mario was either from Brooklyn or Yoshi's Island. That's just trivial nonsense in the grand scheme of things.
 
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Ugh, that artwork. No wonder Dobson like the 8-Bit era.

Also come on, no one gives a shit on whether or not Mario was either from Brooklyn or Yoshi's Island. That's just trivial nonsense in the grand scheme of things.

Looked further into it. The artwork is actually inspired by the stuff found under this link
http://hn.iodized.net/main.htm
Howard and Nester was some comic advertisement for Nintendo games in Nintendo Power from 1988 till 1991. And you know what is funny? Looking at it, if Dobson had actually improved the artwork of his little page (and stop whinning about Nintendo superiority) I think he could have made THAT shit into a better version of Danny and Spot. Let the kid be some kind of obnoxious brat out of the timeloop who has to adjust to modern day gaming or games he may have not experienced while frozen and let Howard be some sort of cool old guy who has witnessed enough regarding games that he has come to accept them just as something to have fun with and wants Nester to experience them as somethign entertaining, independent of console wars or preferences.
Then again, that would have only work if Dobson had just for once decide to be open minded.
 
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Chekced out some of the old stuff Dobson did once. And there is this little piece just highlighting how he is stuck in Nintendo Nostalgia
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I just love how the main complains Dobby points up are pretty much all related to these awful cartoon tings not being canon, instead of the actual play value of the games. Nintendo fanboy my ass, Dobson just wants his 8bit grahics back

I just cant get around dobbies refusal to accept canon.
Fanboys flipped their shit when disney killed the star wars expanded universe, whilst i laughed at the whole thing i atleast saw they had a point.
Dobs is pissed that things that were never canon still arent canon. He wants fucking animation errors and glitches to be canon, he wants shitty cartoons no one likes to be canon, he wants contradictory information to be canon.
Most nintendo spergs accept that there is no canon and that the marioverse and other franchises are just populated by virtual actors playing roles which explains the conflicts and various bizarre gaming scenarios.
But dobbie wants his head canon to be offical canon.
Even CWCs whole blarms thing makes some vague sense as chris (and most autistics) are very resistant to change but dobson just acts like a kid who wants the world to pander to him.
 
Dobs is pissed that things that were never canon still arent canon. He wants fucking animation errors and glitches to be canon, he wants shitty cartoons no one likes to be canon, he wants contradictory information to be canon.
Oh, I'll bet Dobs would be willing to accept that these things aren't canon if you could present him a petition with one to two million subscriptions saying it's not a big deal.
 
I just cant get around dobbies refusal to accept canon.
Fanboys flipped their shit when disney killed the star wars expanded universe, whilst i laughed at the whole thing i atleast saw they had a point.
Dobs is pissed that things that were never canon still arent canon. He wants fucking animation errors and glitches to be canon, he wants shitty cartoons no one likes to be canon, he wants contradictory information to be canon.
Most nintendo spergs accept that there is no canon and that the marioverse and other franchises are just populated by virtual actors playing roles which explains the conflicts and various bizarre gaming scenarios.
But dobbie wants his head canon to be offical canon.
Even CWCs whole blarms thing makes some vague sense as chris (and most autistics) are very resistant to change but dobson just acts like a kid who wants the world to pander to him.

Imgine the sheer level of asshurt if he ever hears of the actual animated Mario movie that came out in Japan and is considered "canon" by Nintendo, as it was even greenlighted by them. That movie came out BEFORE the Super Mario show and guess what? It made Mario and Luigi not plumbers from Brooklyn, but random shop owners in a fantasy setting. I bet he would go batshit about how the Japanese have destroyed the western canon.
 
Imgine the sheer level of asshurt if he ever hears of the actual animated Mario movie that came out in Japan and is considered "canon" by Nintendo, as it was even greenlighted by them. That movie came out BEFORE the Super Mario show and guess what? It made Mario and Luigi not plumbers from Brooklyn, but random shop owners in a fantasy setting. I bet he would go batshit about how the Japanese have destroyed the western canon.
I always thought it was weird that Dobson clung to the old Mario and Zelda cartoons being canon while ragging on games for using the 'damsel in distress' scenario, since nearly every episode of those shows involved a princess in peril.

But Dobson and hypocrisy is like cookies and milk; they're just made for each other.
 
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So, no one mentioning the fact we have now October? Just asking. We should at least celebrate this month unlike a certain someone. And to start it off, I am going to load up each day something Dobson would hate for everyone else hopefully to enjoy
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qztch6_Uhuk
I'm thinking I'm going to do more mock horror movie posters. Maybe once or twice a week.
 
The funniest detail about it, is the fact that Dobby thinks that's ALL our lives would ever revolve around. Like, we're literally glued to the screen, waiting for every tweet, every comment, every image at the edge of our seats in a moldy basement room dimly lit by the backglow of our monitors, desperately waiting for the thing to give meaning to our lives: the pure rage and unfounded hatred we feel towards some failed accomplished unemployed freelancing artist - the only thing we cling to in our miserable, miserable lives.

Remember how Chris used to think all the trolls were basically living in basements, literal physical trolls, with meme posters and gay porn all over the walls, doing nothing but obsessing about him 24/7 and trying to ruin his life?

That's basically Dobbo.

Except so far as I can tell, Chris is no longer obsessing about or even caring much about trolls.
 
I wonder how the world works according to Dobson... I wonder if he genuinely believes the people that "troll" him (by having differing opinions) are actually just waking up some day thinking to themselves "HEY! I should just be a fucking asshole for no reason whatsoever and behave like a douche to unsuspecting, innocent people on the internet! That's my chosen path in life from this day onward. I'll just be a exceptional individual obsessed with being MEAN!".
Dobs has proven time and again that merely disagreeing with him means you're a worse person and/or trolling. He simply can't fathom the idea that two people could come to different conclusions when presented with identical information. Moreso, the conclusion that isn't the same as Dobson's is inherently bad, wrong and evil - downright offensive!
We've seen that attitude recently when he was sperging over Quiet's design. He was really fond of doing his "Only cause they like Kojima, they can't aknowledge that Quiet's design is problematic!"-mantra. The idea that maybe these people just saw no reason to call the design "problematic" never occured to him - of course the only sensible assumption was to claim these people have some deeprooted issues with women as a whole or are completely uneducated on the matters of sex, or the all-time favorite call of distress for any self-hating cishet SJW-wannabe: "TROLLS :'("

As much as we give Chris shit for believing in Toontown, Dobs seems to operate on a lot of similar ideas. For one thing, Dobs thinks there's "Antagonists" in his life who oppose him just to spite him (and of course, opposition comes in many forms such as helpful advice or criticism he direly needs).
At this point, Dobs has a tiny group of asspatters and a whole army of people that tell him to fuck off at every turn. This wasn't always the case. At some point, he had more fans than trolls. At some point, a lot of people directed justified, polite and helpful criticism at him. He spurned them all. Slowly, but steadily, he burned off all the polite people, that genuinely wanted to help him improve. He burned off the people being nice to him. He even managed to piss off those that were indifferent and some people that used to like him (I think we got some of those people in this thread, even).
What's left is a bunch of fools with stockholm syndrome who should know better than to kiss up to Dobson and a big number of people that laugh and mock Dobson for his inadequacies and shitty attitude.
But in his little fantasyworld, he's just Andrew Dobson, artiste extraordinaire on his way to greatness, walking through the dark valley of mean trolls and envious sexists - villains that dogpile on him either for nonsensical reasons (They are envious of his talent, fear his SJW-wisdom or something equally self-serving) or for outright no reason whatsoever.


Well, only a few hours after those tweets, someone was run over by a bus in his neighborhood, so I don't mind telling you I actually felt a bit anxious.
it even gave me PTSD
Dobson thinks in extremes: Black and white - if you want to call it like that. If you are not asspatting him, you are a troll who feeds of bad emotions and tries remove the color from the world - or something.

Come to think of it, it is no surprise that he 'dwells' in 80s-cartoon-nostalgia. Back then every villain was really easy to distinguish and evil for evil's sake.
You sir, are my hero now.
 
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