💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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But no, we need these prudes to educate us that consent isn't always "consent" and there's a whole rainbow of situations when consent isn't "consent" even though the other person (always female, mind you) did indeed consent.
Mostly, it's not "consent" when the evul patriarchy has warped the poor girls mind, so she doesn't see 90% of regular sexual intercourse as some sort of rape or assault.

Feel free to grant me a 'Late' tag for this, but I've just realised something about Dobson's comics, and it really makes me hate him a lot more:
All of Dobson's comics is either about him being a victim or some smug, all-knowing piece of shit.

There is not ONE comic in his entire archive where he's in the wrong, or learns from an experience.
Every single strip is him being the 'only sane man' in a world full of ignoramuses that must be informed (by him, of course) or complete jackasses that exist to make his life miserable, SO FEEL SORRY FOR HIM.

....and he wants to know why people don't like his comics.

Chances are, he just muted you. Like he does with half the people who tell him something he doesn't want to hear.

Betas, betas, everywhere I look.

I'm quite serious about this. Granted, Dobson's an extreme case, but reading the thoughts of these SJWs, looking at their artwork etc., the thing that really strikes me is how gutless they are. And no, this isn't the agonized cry of a cishet dudebro over the "emasculation" of macho culture (like I can talk! :lol: ) - it's a natural expression of utter disgust in the face of a culture composed of whiny little bitches whose dearest wish is to drag the rest of the world down to their own inadequate level.

A world of eternal victims and manchildren, ruled over by sociopathic feminazis and self-loathing transtrenders, who won't be happy till they've installed childproof locks on everything. And Dobson's their #1 cheerleader.
 
Betas, betas, everywhere I look.

I'm quite serious about this. Granted, Dobson's an extreme case, but reading the thoughts of these SJWs, looking at their artwork etc., the thing that really strikes me is how gutless they are. And no, this isn't the agonized cry of a cishet dudebro over the "emasculation" of macho culture (like I can talk! :lol: ) - it's a natural expression of utter disgust in the face of a culture composed of whiny little bitches whose dearest wish is to drag the rest of the world down to their own inadequate level.

A world of eternal victims and manchildren, ruled over by sociopathic feminazis and self-loathing transtrenders, who won't be happy till they've installed childproof locks on everything. And Dobson's their #1 cheerleader.
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These people refuse to accept that society has no obligation to cater to these lackwits and their fragile egos. Instead, they insist society has to turn itself into a hugbox, where they never have to encounter anything that might even just mildly annoy them ever again. The very fact that people don't want to bend to the will of these clowns is decried as oppression.
 
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These people refuse to accept that society has no obligation to cater to these lackwits and their fragile egos. Instead, they insist society has to turn itself into a hugbox, where they never have to encounter anything that might even just mildly annoy them ever again. The very fact that people don't want to bend to the will of these clowns is decried as oppression.

@Stud2Stud , I bow before your injection moulding plastic wisdom. Matter of fact, only yesterday I came up with a rather neat way of putting it - "those who claim to protect others from themselves are in reality projecting their own total lack of any sense of responsibility". To which I say, "the fact you're a child in an adult's body (and a total fucking faggot to boot) doesn't mean I'm one too - dear".
 
I wonder how the world works according to Dobson... I wonder if he genuinely believes the people that "troll" him (by having differing opinions) are actually just waking up some day thinking to themselves "HEY! I should just be a fucking asshole for no reason whatsoever and behave like a douche to unsuspecting, innocent people on the internet! That's my chosen path in life from this day onward. I'll just be a retard obsessed with being MEAN!".
Dobs has proven time and again that merely disagreeing with him means you're a worse person and/or trolling. He simply can't fathom the idea that two people could come to different conclusions when presented with identical information. Moreso, the conclusion that isn't the same as Dobson's is inherently bad, wrong and evil - downright offensive!
We've seen that attitude recently when he was sperging over Quiet's design. He was really fond of doing his "Only cause they like Kojima, they can't aknowledge that Quiet's design is problematic!"-mantra. The idea that maybe these people just saw no reason to call the design "problematic" never occured to him - of course the only sensible assumption was to claim these people have some deeprooted issues with women as a whole or are completely uneducated on the matters of sex, or the all-time favorite call of distress for any self-hating cishet SJW-wannabe: "TROLLS :'("

As much as we give Chris shit for believing in Toontown, Dobs seems to operate on a lot of similar ideas. For one thing, Dobs thinks there's "Antagonists" in his life who oppose him just to spite him (and of course, opposition comes in many forms such as helpful advice or criticism he direly needs).
At this point, Dobs has a tiny group of asspatters and a whole army of people that tell him to fuck off at every turn. This wasn't always the case. At some point, he had more fans than trolls. At some point, a lot of people directed justified, polite and helpful criticism at him. He spurned them all. Slowly, but steadily, he burned off all the polite people, that genuinely wanted to help him improve. He burned off the people being nice to him. He even managed to piss off those that were indifferent and some people that used to like him (I think we got some of those people in this thread, even).
What's left is a bunch of fools with stockholm syndrome who should know better than to kiss up to Dobson and a big number of people that laugh and mock Dobson for his inadequacies and shitty attitude.
But in his little fantasyworld, he's just Andrew Dobson, artiste extraordinaire on his way to greatness, walking through the dark valley of mean trolls and envious sexists - villains that dogpile on him either for nonsensical reasons (They are envious of his talent, fear his SJW-wisdom or something equally self-serving) or for outright no reason whatsoever.

I remember the first part but not the second part (that everyone here was concerned).
Well, only a few hours after those tweets, someone was run over by a bus in his neighborhood, so I don't mind telling you I actually felt a bit anxious.
it even gave me PTSD
 
That's selective memory for ya, I guess (no offense.) Someone here even called the police.
Obviously "everyone" is not meant literally, but there were definitely a number of people wondering if he actually went through with it and feeling bad.

For the record I dont want dobbie to die, i even caution people against getting mad about the dumb shit he does.
I just want to laugh at him and live with a slither of hope he will grow the fuck up some day.
Im glad some folks on here reported him ( to be fair for some of us it was for the additional LOL of putting him under 48 hour observation) and im glad he didnt do anything stupid.
I dont wish any particular misfortune to any of the Cows (okay maybe nick).
 
For the record I dont want dobbie to die, i even caution people against getting mad about the dumb shit he does.
I just want to laugh at him and live with a slither of hope he will grow the fuck up some day.
Im glad some folks on here reported him ( to be fair for some of us it was for the additional LOL of putting him under 48 hour observation) and im glad he didnt do anything stupid.
I dont wish any particular misfortune to any of the Cows (okay maybe nick).
Dobson heavily implied that he's going to do something stupid to himself.
His oh-so-loyal fans started to do the only thing they are good for, the only thing they know to do: patting his rotund behind. If memory serves me right, all they did was going "OH noes! Don't do anything you might regret!" in his comment sections.
Meanwhile, the evul twolls called the cops in case the little bugger might actually not just be a drama queen for once.
Says a lot about his fans, huh. Sure, part of the reason to involve the cops was to fuck with Dobshit in case he was just faking it, but it was also meant as a failsafe just in case...
 
Dobson heavily implied that he's going to do something stupid to himself.
His oh-so-loyal fans started to do the only thing they are good for, the only thing they know to do: patting his rotund behind. If memory serves me right, all they did was going "OH noes! Don't do anything you might regret!" in his comment sections.
Meanwhile, the evul twolls called the cops in case the little bugger might actually not just be a drama queen for once.
Says a lot about his fans, huh. Sure, part of the reason to involve the cops was to fuck with Dobshit in case he was just faking it, but it was also meant as a failsafe just in case...

Were such total assholes.
Whenever the likes of Vade, ADF or dobbie threatened suicide we call for help because were so mean and full of hate.
The correct thing to do is post hollow platitudes in the comments section and hope for the best because thats what good friends and socially conscientious people do.
 
I wonder if he genuinely believes the people that "troll" him (by having differing opinions) are actually just waking up some day thinking to themselves "HEY! I should just be a fucking asshole for no reason whatsoever and behave like a douche to unsuspecting, innocent people on the internet! That's my chosen path in life from this day onward. I'll just be a exceptional individual obsessed with being MEAN!".

This is the conclusion I've come to - that Dobson believes we're a long line of cartoon villains disappearing off into the horizon - each of us pausing only to twirl our moustache and grin wickedly while kicking a dog in the stomach. I wonder just how egotistical/paranoid/stupid you have to be to believe that. I mean, it's a pretty self-absorbed view of humanity. (One held by 99% of lolcows, I might add.)
"Stalkers! Trolls! Vicious internet cyberbullies!" Well, what can you expect from a man who treats as a startling revelation the fact that all sides in a conflict believe themselves to be in the right? Still... "I'll get you next time, Penelope Dobson!"

*hurries off to tie Zoe Quinn to a railroad with an Anthill Mob composed of Wu, Sarkeesian, Sagal, Butts et al in hot pursuit*
 
Were such total assholes.
Whenever the likes of Vade, ADF or dobbie threatened suicide we call for help because were so mean and full of hate.
The correct thing to do is post hollow platitudes in the comments section and hope for the best because thats what good friends and socially conscientious people do.
Much like Chris, Dobs is happily gulping down the sweet poison rather than take a sip from the bitter medicine.

This is the conclusion I've come to - that Dobson believes we're a long line of cartoon villains disappearing off into the horizon - each of us pausing only to twirl our moustache and grin wickedly while kicking a dog in the stomach. I wonder just how egotistical/paranoid/stupid you have to be to believe that. I mean, it's a pretty self-absorbed view of humanity. (One held by 99% of lolcows, I might add.)
"Stalkers! Trolls! Vicious internet cyberbullies!" Well, what can you expect from a man who treats as a startling revelation the fact that all sides in a conflict believe themselves to be in the right? Still... "I'll get you next time, Penelope Dobson!"

*hurries off to tie Zoe Quinn to a railroad with an Anthill Mob composed of Wu, Sarkeesian, Sagal, Butts et al in hot pursuit*
The funniest detail about it, is the fact that Dobby thinks that's ALL our lives would ever revolve around. Like, we're literally glued to the screen, waiting for every tweet, every comment, every image at the edge of our seats in a moldy basement room dimly lit by the backglow of our monitors, desperately waiting for the thing to give meaning to our lives: the pure rage and unfounded hatred we feel towards some failed accomplished unemployed freelancing artist - the only thing we cling to in our miserable, miserable lives.

Of course, that's just his self-serving fantasyworld, where he tries to pretend he's better than us, so our lives have to be even less successful, empty and sad than his.
 
Much like Chris, Dobs is happily gulping down the sweet poison rather than take a sip from the bitter medicine.


The funniest detail about it, is the fact that Dobby thinks that's ALL our lives would ever revolve around. Like, we're literally glued to the screen, waiting for every tweet, every comment, every image at the edge of our seats in a moldy basement room dimly lit by the backglow of our monitors, desperately waiting for the thing to give meaning to our lives: the pure rage and unfounded hatred we feel towards some failed accomplished unemployed freelancing artist - the only thing we cling to in our miserable, miserable lives.

Of course, that's just his self-serving fantasyworld, where he tries to pretend he's better than us, so our lives have to be even less successful, empty and sad than his.
Yes! :lol: Moar projection, amirite?
*smiles with self-satisfaction before hitting reply button and returning to clopping while wolfing down chicken McNuggets*
 
Dobson changed his twitter avatar

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Just a colour swapped version of his current one. lazy.

 

For once Dobbie's right, we do need sex ed so we can stop being so insensitive to women. Here's a link to get y'all started.

 
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Just a colour swapped version of his current one. lazy.

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Are you fucking kidding me? I guess it's his "thanksgiving version" or something, but seriously, fuck you Dobson. You're an artist. Draw something. Like, that wallpaper you were supposed to release last month? D'oh!

Some of the artists he follows put random little doodles online. Dobson never does that, even just a bunch of unfinished sketches will be put on Patreon as if they were worth anything. Seriously Dobshit, just ditch this whole "cartoonist" thing if you're not going to release anything anyway.
 
Chekced out some of the old stuff Dobson did once. And there is this little piece just highlighting how he is stuck in Nintendo Nostalgia
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I just love how the main complains Dobby points up are pretty much all related to these awful cartoon tings not being canon, instead of the actual play value of the games. Nintendo fanboy my ass, Dobson just wants his 8bit grahics back
 
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