💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[JU 199]

Never men.

Dicks are micro aggressions incarnate.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Notice that he is always coming to the defence of women. Never men.

Because men are icky in his mind.

'Sides, he's into lesbianism.

 

[JU 199]

Dobbot V1 hasn't tweeted since September 18th

V2 is not happy

 

[Professor Iris]

It's not too much of a stretch to think that Dobson disabled it after seeing it trolling him.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

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Well, he is not recommending Backblaze because of his altruistic nature...

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You were LITERALLY just bitching about said "shitty" side being mean to you!

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And now, Apple bitching.

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"NEW THINGS ANGER AND CONFUSE ME!"

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As paranoid as ever.

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God, he's whiny.

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Try getting a new phone or clearing out some memory on your current one, dumbass.

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Dude, calm the duck down. Damn.

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Wasn't he an Apple-fanboy like last week, or so? I mean it is good, that he finally sees the light, but I am curious where this 180 comes from....

 

[tepid]

Notice that he is always coming to the defence of women. Never men.

He barely interacts with men at all online from the looks of it, he's totally one of those dudes who would maybe have a nice chat with you for a bit in a game or something then completely blank you the second he finds out you're not a woman.

Pretty much the reason why so many women don't reveal their gender in online games/communities

Dobbot V1 hasn't tweeted since September 18th

I get the feeling he runs it on his machine locally and he must have forgotten to restart it after a reboot, if he put it on Heroku like most bots then it would just run indefinitely. Probably couldn't figure out the git setup.

 

[BuckMatic]

He was an Apple fanboy until the OS on his phone prevented him from being himself. Oppressed by a smart phone. Proof that this first world dumbass literally sees oppression everywhere.

I can't even. Blue Bear, real world: strangers forever.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Notice that he is always coming to the defence of women. Never men.

That's just male privilege in action. One of the great things about having a penis is not having to endure the pathetic attempts of a whinging cretinous toerag to "defend" you. All is right in the world!

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

He was an Apple fanboy until the OS on his phone prevented him from being himself. Oppressed by a smart phone. Proof that this first world dumbass literally sees oppression everywhere.

I can't even. Blue Bear, real world: strangers forever.

The next thing you know, he'll complain about how his shirt is oppressing him because it doesn't fit any more. Or that his hair's doing it because it won't cover his bald spot.

 

[Ravana]

Oppressed by children, oppressed by a month, oppressed by operating systems, it's not easy being crazy...

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

He just updated his Patreon with a drawing he did as a kid. Nothing special, really. Save for what he had to say about it...

"1986-1988 ArtworkPublished 4 hours ago

Found some EXCEPTIONALLY old artwork the other day. Art I made when I was just a wee-lad. So I thought I'd share some of them with you.


1. Lego Robin Hood and Little John (doing what the characters did in the Disney movie of the same name)

2. Corduroy bear, a favorite story of mine at the time

3. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

4. Some choice scenes from "Honey I Shrunk the Kids"

5. Winnie the Pooh mowing the lawn and about to get sucked up by a Wheat Harvester (featured above)

6. Who Framed Roger Rabbit


The Winnie the Pooh piece in particular surprised me. I didn't realize that even at that young age I had a bit of a twisted outlook. I mean, I LOVE Winnie the Pooh, why would I draw him about to get mangled????? I guess I've always had the ability to look at something normal and think of ways to see it from a different angle, ya know?


Anyway, this is just a fun post. I got other stuff coming soon and the September Gift Box will be announced soon too! Have a great October!"

Bolded for emphasis

Anyway, there's a zip file with more of his kid art. I'll uploaded it later when I'm on my laptop if anyone wants to see it.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Frau dobson is a curious case. She wasnt mooching off him, she got dobbie a job encouraged him to travel and get shit done.
She wasnt bad looking so unless she had zero confidence or dobbie was hung like a champion race horse i just dont get it.
I cant understand why she tolerated his shit for so long, all the catty-n stuff and the x-mas incident.

Maybe she had "helper syndrome" -- that psychological condition which makes you compulsively want to help others and make them feel better.

 

[Stud2Stud]

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I think Dobby is going as Targ this Halloween.

"...my unique situation."
Hahaha, no.
Nothing about his situation is unique. Nothing ever created by Dobs is unique. Nothing about his person or personality is unique. He's just a dime-a-dozen shmuckhead SJW-lapdog fedoratipping asswipe clown.
Is that a confirmation carneval masks freak him out?

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Christ...

(Also, ninja'd)

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Also that right there? That's paranoia. You could always block and ignore these tweets, but no. You pretend you're John Lennon and you just signed a record for Mark Chapman...
Dobson will never realize he's not this monolithic existence that eclispes our worlds and fills them with the meaning of harassing him. He'll never understand that he's just a particularly pathetic version of the internets village idiots and we get light entertainment from his antics and failures.
Also, enjoy the last few hours of September...

How cute. He rants about nothing and thinks people actually read his drivel.

Well, we do read it. We just don't give a shit about it.

Yeah I don't get it, instead of just answering the question or ignoring it Dobby goes on a huge monologue letting everyone know exactly what bothers him.


If they are good enough for Bowie they are good enough for me!:

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=0nSzSfmC4MI

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[MEDIA=twitter]649068764508459008[/MEDIA]Sounds riveting, I can't wait to listen to a story about a hard drive failure!

What a shitlord, the correct SJW-council approved term is "differently abled hard drive".

 

[Ido]

You know, looking at something you drew/wrote as a child is always really fun, especially when you're sharing them with friends, but to put on Patreon? A place trolls people give him money to draw? Like, that's lazy as shit, he couldn't even be assed to rework it into his current style to show how he's "improved".

The Winnie the Pooh piece in particular surprised me. I didn't realize that even at that young age I had a bit of a twisted outlook. I mean, I LOVE Winnie the Pooh, why would I draw him about to get mangled????? I guess I've always had the ability to look at something normal and think of ways to see it from a different angle, ya know?

And it's not a special ability, kids draw weird things and see nothing wrong with it, I found some of my childhood drawings a while ago and shit was weird, I'm sure the same holds true for everyone.

 

[Stud2Stud]

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Motherfucker...

Also, didn't he whine about 18 hours of "work" being wasted after comcast fucked up his internet for 20 seconds or something?

Oh shit, someone gave Dobson advice! Blocked!

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If it's anything like your computer, I doubt it's the update that sucks.

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Oh god, someone warn the poor woman.

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That is no woman.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

You know, looking at something you drew/wrote as a child is always really fun, especially when you're sharing them with friends, but to put on Patreon? A place trolls people give him money to draw? Like, that's lazy as shit, he couldn't even be assed to rework it into his current style to show how he's "improved".

And it's not a special ability, kids draw weird things and see nothing wrong with it, I found some of my childhood drawings a while ago and shit was weird, I'm sure the same holds true for everyone.

So much for not being like the other "more violent" boys when he was a kid.

 

[MayMay]

Really, I'm just noticing the regression started at such a young age.

First it's "Pooh about to be brutally mangled just 'cause" to "HERP NOBODY BE SAD OR UPSET OR HURT EVER AND LESBIANS CUZ LESBIANS ARE HOT I LIKE LESBIANS BUT I DON'T LIKE MENS CUZ THEY ARE MEAN TO ME AND SO ARE CHILDREN "

 

[MMX]

Maybe she had "helper syndrome" -- that psychological condition which makes you compulsively want to help others and make them feel better.

She seems to have spent a bunch of time laughing at his fetish and hang ups rather than helping.
Chick likes Depeche Mode and laughing at dobson....she sounds awesome.

 

[sipsitsyournan]

The Winnie the Pooh piece in particular surprised me. I didn't realize that even at that young age I had a bit of a twisted outlook. I mean, I LOVE Winnie the Pooh, why would I draw him about to get mangled????? I guess I've always had the ability to look at something normal and think of ways to see it from a different angle, ya know?

Whoa, we're dealing with one twisted motherfucker here.

 

[Madolche]

Since Dobby only comes to defense of women that might be a contributing factor of why he hates Halloween. To him it's sexist crap.

Look Dobby, I understand your gripe when it comes to costumes like 'sexy corn' but if I want to be a sexy witch with my boobs out I'm doing it because I feel good in the costume, not for you to preach to me about women's rights. I always find it weird when men like him (ugly and weird) parade they're for women but then talk over women and dictate what is sexist or not (Read: I find this sexist so fuck me women, please!!!)