💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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Another brief glimpse at how my alerts are doing since I said 'hey dobson isn't really a lolcow'.

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I'm now pushing 180 negrates as a result of stepping into this thread. That's on top of dozens of reports to staff and a thread and strawpoll demanding I get banned. It's not so much that people care about your choice of 'lolcow', it's more of a bewildered confusion about why Dobson fans are sperging the fuck out so goddamn hard over me disagreeing with them.

Even the Enterspergs weren't this cray.

Well, yeah. Hence my bewilderment over people's reaction to someone disagreeing with someone else over whether Dobson is a lolcow or not. Like I said, I honestly just thought he was some guy we laughed at on the internet because he acted like a retard, not a Lolcow Brand Autism Toy. I also thought it wasn't essential for someone to be labeled a lolcow in order for people to laugh at them for acting like a retard.

But maybe I was wrong. Maybe it's bullying if we laugh at someone who isn't a lolcow, but righteous and deserved if we laugh at someone who is a lolcow, because clearly, lolcows are bad, subhuman people who get what's coming to them. It could be that when one laughs at lolcow dobson, one's conscience is far less moved than when one laughs at human dobson. However, either way, obsessively putting people into categories is autistic, and nobody should be autistic because they're scum.

Also, everyone stop attacking poor Dynastia. He's only trying to make his way in the world. I know for a fact that he cuts himself out of shame every time he gets a negative rating on this forum, so you guys are literally killing him with your hatred. And it's all over Dobson. You are literally murdering another human being over Dobson. How does that make you feel, shitlords?
 
Yup, it's a tip jar with rewards that he doesn't have to deliver. If people don't like it then they can stop supporting.

Its a double edged sword cause in the case of the gift basket.
He cant deliver without breaking the rules
None delivery breaks the rules
His chosen method of delivery ( rigged lottery) is a rule breaker and morally bad for any true fans.

But thanks to cool guys he doesnt have to worry about it.
 
Here's the September wallpaper:
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Beat me to it. Guess I can contribute his author notes from the pic.

Dobson dijo:
I apologize for this coming in a little late from last month. As you're all probably aware, Patreon was hacked and for about a week I wasn't able to post anything here on Patreon. But now it's fixed so let's get back to our regular schedule! ENJOY!
 
Also, what time era is Alex Ze Pirate supposed to be in? I thought they were pirates! Why is Lesbian Kick feeding pizza to a rat in a modern city?

I have got several questions.

Why the skyscrapers? Isn't Lesbian Kick from a fantasy pirate comic?
  1. It's supposed to be like One Piece, that is, a mixture of classic pirate tropes, modern settings and pure fantasy.
  2. Nookie Bear thought several hours about what to put in the background, but his brain only came up with: Solid color or at best a gradient. But what (Nookie Bear thought fearfully) if the haters ridiculed him again for not creating proper backgrounds?! That would be very triggering. Suddenly, he had a lucky idea: "modern city royalty-free stock image"...
  3. He mostly just vomits onto the page whatever is floating around in his mind.
 
  1. It's supposed to be like One Piece, that is, a mixture of classic pirate tropes, modern settings and pure fantasy.
  2. Nookie Bear thought several hours about what to put in the background, but his brain only came up with: Solid color or at best a gradient. But what (Nookie Bear thought fearfully) if the haters ridiculed him again for not creating proper backgrounds?! That would be very triggering. Suddenly, he had a lucky idea: "modern city royalty-free stock image"...
  3. He mostly just vomits onto the page whatever is floating around in his mind.
Yes, I guess putting her and the rat on a pier of a pirate harbor was too much to ask for.
 
If only there was something someone could do about that? Someone that could deal with shitposting and derailing cunts? If only such a thing was invented. Oh well, maybe in the future our children will experience such a world. One can only dream.

Letting you nerds suss it out builds character. You'll thank me when you're older.

Now leave mommy alone, she has a grown-up headache.
 
He could have drawn her sitting on a dock and feeding a piece of bread to one of the wharf rats or something.
 
The unenthused facial expression and large number of extra mouth lines make Lesbian Kick look elderly.
 
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