💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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Gensdupays dijo:
Is his brother also an artist? That would have made for some interesting family situations.
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Oh god imagine if his brother is an actual professional artist.

Dobro: "so i just finished working on that webpage design for that business. I didnt have all that much time, but i think the colors and patterns I picked will really give off a good impression to customers."
Dobby: " i just finished my monthly wallpaper for June AND also made a comic about how Batman is a privledged shitlord!"
Dobro:"Andrew it's the middle of August..."
Dobby:"Fuck you hater creativity doesn't have a schedule! Youre probably leaking my patreon art to the public aren't you?!" *proceeds to make 40 consecutive tweets calling his family trolls and begging for patrons*
 
Zvantastika dijo:
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Dobs, you could do the unthinkable and just not give a shit now, make a memo about kicking the dude before uploading the next piece of art and be done with it.
By fruitlessly trying to throw him off your patreon repeatedly, you're only fanning the flames. By whining about it on twitter, you're dumping a barrel of napalm on the flames.

I can't help but imagining the two dramatis personae in this one-act play of stupidity.
On one screen, we have this meek motherfucker pathetically kicking the guy over and over again, yelling "WHY WON'T HE STAY OUT?! DOES HE NOT UNDERSTAND I DON'T WANT HIM IN MY PATREON?!" - completely unable to understand why anyone would do this.
On the other, we have a manchild in his underwear, surrounded by his own filth, giggling like a little girl everytime Dobbles kicks him...

Then again, maybe it's like this:
Dobs gets a notification that someone joined is patreon and commented on his stuff, so he rushes to his page, to harvest the fresh asspat as long as it's still steaming... only to find out it's a guy called "CattyN4Eva" doing crude, overused inflation jokes.

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Von Clausewitz dijo:
He is looking for a hollow "Well done Dobson! You are the man!" not noticing that all the likes and retweets are nothing more than pointless instant gratification.
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Dude, he gets like 1, maybe 2 faves for his tweets. At best 3 or 4.

One important aspect why this doesn't work is the fact he's not showered with likes/faves like some other SJW blokes.
Von Clausewitz dijo:
I want also point out that he as no interesting opinions, that seem to be his own. These days he either repeats/rehashes something other SJWs already said, or he simply states his own tastes, like "me no like gritty batman". Sure, there is nothing wrong in not liking something, even if your sole reason for disliking it is "because it is popular".
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Well, where it starts being problematic for me is where Dobs basically goes "I don't like it, thus it's bad and objectively inferior to my 90s ideal of said franchise - and if you think otherwise, you're clearly a fool or a troll".
 
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Gensdupays dijo:
I stopped trying to understand Dobson when he suicide baited over literally one dollar.
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The key to understanding Dobson is realizing that he cares more about what others think of him than a 14 year old girl. For some reason, he also thinks complaining loudly is the best way to get what he wants. This is why he's getting trolled.
 
CrimsonKnight dijo:
I wonder how MCAD's graduating Class of 2004 are doing. Likely better than Dobson. Putting their degrees to good use.
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I ignore the fate of most of them, but it's been said that his roomate is now working at Disney. Think about it for a second, Dobs dismissed him as crazy and very hard working, instead of actually following his example or learn something from him, Dobs simply looked at him funny and made a "comic" about him. Heck, all Dobson had to make was befriend that guy and maybe, just maybe he would had a chance to work in Disney now (even though, his attitude would probably get him fired day one). Dobs have always have great opportunities to be someone really succesful, but being so stubborn and denying to change his ways always has and always will sink him.
 
Zvantastika dijo:
Think about it for a second, Dobs dismissed him as crazy and very hard working, instead of actually following his example or learn something from him, Dobs simply looked at him funny and made a "comic" about him.
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Wait, he actually made a comic mocking his friend that actually landed Dobson's dream job?

Holy shit, what in the living hell is wrong with Dobson? I think his smugness is contaminating his brain.
 
Never learns, does he?

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Maybe if I respond to the trolls every time they do anything, no matter how minor, it will make them stop!
 
... That was perfectly good advice.

Nah, he wants this. He so wants it.

(also, anyone able to find comic about the guy who eventually went to DISNEY!!! Despite going to the same "terrible" department as him?)
 
MayMay dijo:
... That was perfectly good advice.

Nah, he wants this. He so wants it.

(also, anyone able to find comic about the guy who eventually went to DISNEY!!! Despite going to the same "terrible" department as him?)
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I don't mean to be Paranoid MacParanoia here, but I'm convinced he knows the Farms exist now and he lurks us, but is somehow smart enough to not repost us despite being dumb enough for everything else.

I'm trying to be as nice and apologetic as possible when tweeting to Dobson and I've only really posted my true feelings here on the Farms, so either he lurks us and he knows I'm one of his many detractors here or he's literally this fucking paranoid.
 
Sanae Kochiya dijo:
So, a while ago, I went ahead and posted this to Dobson:

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I got his reply.

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Does anything not trigger this guy besides "Hey, I think your artwork is really cool!"
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I got blocked for asking Dobson to put a dollar amount to the promise of his art being released for free for everyone, you know, like he promised when he started Patreon as a fundamental reason for asking for money.

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I guess he doesn't actually want his art released for free for everyone.
 
Given his "SCREENCAP EVERYTHING SO THE TROLLS KNOW HOW TO TROLL ME!" attitude, I'm willing to bet he's just an asshole because you dared give him polite advice.
 
Sanae Kochiya dijo:
Wait, he actually made a comic mocking his friend that actually landed Dobson's dream job?

Holy shit, what in the living hell is wrong with Dobson? I think his smugness is contaminating his brain.
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He did. It was the comic where he had History class while his roommate was working on something. Dobson will put anyone under the bus for his own gain.
 
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