💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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Goodnight, Sweet Prince.
 
I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“Two vast and pumpless bike pumps
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its artist well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Andrew Dobson, Best Artist and Splatoon player;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”
 
And I thought I was going to have to wait until Pixy's birthday later this month for a major lolcow breakdown.
 
I dunno about everyone else, but I think people giving out the info of someone faking suicide (for purposes of alerting the police) is kind of great. It has the potential to call suicide baiting tards on their nonsense and we're more likely to see rage when the faker in question returns to the internet. :popcorn:
 
Foltest dijo:
Lets hope he doesn't off himself. Would be sad.
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It's fun to laugh at spergs on the internet, but suicide is a pretty shitty thing for anyone.
If he is in fact lying, then he'll forever be known as an attention whore of biblical proportions.
 
I dunno, I'm uniformly and adamantly against doxxing of any kind (unless the dox are made publicly available by the person themselves in some form). Can't even say I'm cool with posting the tweet containing the dox without censoring the information.
 
I would not blame anyone for calling the cops to go to Dobson's house after the things he has said. It's genuinely worrying. But I can't wait for a Tumblr esque "Don't call anybody" rant about how you don't report suicidal stuff.
 
Nara dijo:
I really hope someone does call the cops on him. The optimist in me hopes that maybe it would be a wake-up call; the sadist in me just thinks it would be funny.
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This is excellent.

1) It teaches Dobson a lesson that threatening suicide is not a laughing matter.

2) Maybe the fact that some outsider contacts him over these threats gives him the push he needs to actually seek help.
 
It may be a bit cynical to say so, but I think there is a good chance this is just a calculated ploy to fish for more asspats or get noticed by Wu sempai. There is no way the #noshame debacle was enough to push him over the edge. People are always constantly badgering him about his fetish art and he has always just brushed them off without getting overly worked up about it.
 
How would we even know he died? It's not as if he's got a spouse who could update his fans about his condition, and I doubt his death would make headlines. He's Schrödinger's cow for now.

What is certain is that if/when he resurfaces, we'll be hearing him go on about his tragic brush with death forrreeeeeeeeeverrrrr.
 
I was in the chat and I saw about 3 or 4 people respond to this thread within the span of a few seconds. Interested in seeing how this ends, even though, let's be honest here, we all know Dobson won't actually become an hero.

Gensdupays dijo:
I would not blame anyone for calling the cops to go to Dobson's house after the things he has said. It's genuinely worrying. But I can't wait for a Tumblr esque "Don't call anybody" rant about how you don't report suicidal stuff.
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But police are evil and they kill people 100% of the time! Never call the police, if you do they will break into your house, murder you and your mother, rape any pets you may currently have, and upload music onto YouTube without paying royalties to the copyright holders.
 
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