Anita, Brianna,
you know I am a mature guy,
being pro-lesbian and progressive all around
Anita, Brianna
You know I am so much purer than
the stupid, sexist, transphobic gator crowd
then tell me Brianna,
why am I a laughing stock?
why do they not understand my woe?
I tweet Zelda Williams,
to calm her tits and suddenly,
they flame and say I lack what is called self control!
hetero-norm weaboos and nerds of the white skin.
I speak my opinion, to judge them for their sin!
It is not my fault!
I am not to blame!
It is the Japs whose work taint all I do for fame.
It's not my fault!
It's in god's plan!
He will strike down the trolls cause I am no sexist man!
Notice me, Brianna!
Ignore my past and validate me as one of yours,
so I earn money on my patreon!
Respect my damn safe space!
Or I will block you all to hell!
My pun driven comics do well all just on their own!
Persistent Pam: Andrew... your patreon just dropped.
Andrew: What?
Persistent Pam: You didn't load up any comics and withhold your rewards for months. So your supporters left.
Andrew: But why, I....nevermind. I'll just join Etsy, you idiots!
I'll become famous... I'll become famous, and if I have to suck up to every SJW out there!
Kojima! Frank Miller!
Soon it will be my turn!
I'll get all the asspats!
don't care for bridges I burn!