💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

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The remains of Parker Wells, the autistic boy in Calgary who had been missing for 2 weeks, have been found. The end is just as tragic as you can get. He crawled in a storm sewer culvert, went up the network of pipes, some 4-500 feet, got lost or stuck, and died. He was found when a citizen called in his shoe at the outlet of the culvert, which had been washed off in a recent rain.


ETA: The end is not unpredictable. The thousands of well-meaning but untrained volunteers contaminated the search and destroyed any chance of a K9 finding a scent trail. The day home was negligent in having alarms that didn't work, not keeping sight of him, and waiting 33 minutes to call him in as missing. The parents should also have had a GPS monitor on him.
 
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Spawn of Dangerhair dijo:
The remains of Parker Wells, the autistic boy in Calgary who had been missing for 2 weeks, have been found. The end is just as tragic as you can get. He crawled in a storm sewer culvert, went up the network of pipes, some 4-500 feet, got lost or stuck, and died. He was found when a citizen called in his shoe at the outlet of the culvert, which had been washed off in a recent rain.


ETA: The end is not unpredictable. The thousands of well-meaning but untrained volunteers contaminated the search and destroyed any chance of a K9 finding a scent trail. The day home was negligent in having alarms that didn't work, not keeping sight of him, and waiting 33 minutes to call him in as missing. The parents should also have had a GPS monitor on him.
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I'm not surprised at all.
 
Spawn of Dangerhair dijo:
The remains of Parker Wells, the autistic boy in Calgary who had been missing for 2 weeks, have been found. The end is just as tragic as you can get. He crawled in a storm sewer culvert, went up the network of pipes, some 4-500 feet, got lost or stuck, and died. He was found when a citizen called in his shoe at the outlet of the culvert, which had been washed off in a recent rain.


ETA: The end is not unpredictable. The thousands of well-meaning but untrained volunteers contaminated the search and destroyed any chance of a K9 finding a scent trail. The day home was negligent in having alarms that didn't work, not keeping sight of him, and waiting 33 minutes to call him in as missing. The parents should also have had a GPS monitor on him.
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Rest in peace little one, you didn't deserve this end.

But to bring it back home so to speak, this is what real eloping level 3 turbo-autism would look like. Every day Andy spends alone with no 24/7 care or giant ham-planet crib or GPS belt without getting lost in a storm drain is a giant gaping hole in the side of his autism ship.

This boy was truly neglected and met a gristly end, when it's really people like Andy who deserve to die terrified and alone. It's a cruel and unfair world we live in.
 
Foltest dijo:
I think every cop that has to deal with this waste of space, should get a bonus each time for not going full Rodney king on him.
Takes real effort
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He said he called Tonawanda PA "500 times in one year" before, imagine being a cop, you probably don't like your job very much, who the fuck likes their job anymore? I digress, work work. Every SINGLE day, sometimes more than once, you have to go to FUCKING 339 and stand on their decrepit porch, the door opens, a hot blast of human shit, dog shit, cat shit, and whatever Andy is slams into you, every fucking time. Why did someone dial 911? Oh it's Andy again, his dad called him a "turnip head" so he instantly called 911. You talk to him for 20 minutes about the same shit as yesterday until he tells you to "go fuck yourself pig" and you leave. Holy shit that gun feels heavy today.

Every. Day. Every single day you work that year you're forced, contractually, to go to Andy's house so he can complain at you. Big Bent said they were already understaffed, and Andee likes to call at like 10pm because his whole family seems to be constantly standing outside businesses that are closed and are glazed-eyed looking at their watches and phones like "it's 8:07... they close at 8? why no open? help?"
 
I’m not sure if this has already been discovered but I found one of Andy’s old twitter / X accounts. His profile picture is hilarious. His last post is also really creepy, considering his obsession with kids…

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Edit: nevermind, it’s in the OP’s post. Somehow I’ve never seen it before lol.
 
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He said he called Tonawanda PA "500 times in one year"
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It gets worse than that when you subtract the time he spent living in hospuls, WUNNING AWAY to Pittsburgh, Syracuse, Rochester, and Amherst; or the times when he called the North Tonawanda or Town of Tonawanda police instead of the City of Tonawanda police.

It averages out to about 2 calls per day he was living at 339 Morgan between 2019 and 2024.
 
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I’m not sure if this has already been discovered but I found one of Andy’s old twitter / X accounts. His profile picture is hilarious. His last post is also really creepy, considering his obsession.


Edit: nevermind, it’s in the OP’s post. Somehow I’ve never seen it before lol.
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As soon as I saw that, I remembered this image:
 

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Bob's Vagene dijo:
I’m not sure if this has already been discovered but I found one of Andy’s old twitter / X accounts. His profile picture is hilarious. His last post is also really creepy, considering his obsession with kids…

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Edit: nevermind, it’s in the OP’s post. Somehow I’ve never seen it before lol.
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Something about andy here makes me think of Rob reiner on south park.

Look at him. So fat his cheeks are out past his ears, his eyelids can't stay open because they weigh 5 lbs each, each jowl is somehow bigger than his fist, his neck's entirely consumed but his 4th and 5th chin...

Andy needs to get turned onto James Bola's butter and strawberry icing diet.
 
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Something about andy here makes me think of Rob reiner on south park.

Look at him. So fat his cheeks are out past his ears, his eyelids can't stay open because they weigh 5 lbs each, each jowl is somehow bigger than his fist, his neck's entirely consumed but his 4th and 5th chin...

Andy needs to get turned onto James Bola's butter and strawberry icing diet.
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That's not Rob Reiner that's Rita Poon, right
 
Bob's Vagene dijo:
I’m not sure if this has already been discovered but I found one of Andy’s old twitter / X accounts. His profile picture is hilarious. His last post is also really creepy, considering his obsession with kids…

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Edit: nevermind, it’s in the OP’s post. Somehow I’ve never seen it before lol.
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Jesus fucking christ, he looks a bloated corpse :cryblood:
 
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Something about andy here makes me think of Rob reiner on south park.

Look at him. So fat his cheeks are out past his ears, his eyelids can't stay open because they weigh 5 lbs each, each jowl is somehow bigger than his fist, his neck's entirely consumed but his 4th and 5th chin...

Andy needs to get turned onto James Bola's butter and strawberry icing diet.
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If you poke Andy though he would scream “My Poo! My precious Poo!” And melt away.
 
Bob's Vagene dijo:
I’m not sure if this has already been discovered but I found one of Andy’s old twitter / X accounts. His profile picture is hilarious. His last post is also really creepy, considering his obsession with kids…

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Edit: nevermind, it’s in the OP’s post. Somehow I’ve never seen it before lol.
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Now imagine if you will, this man coming up to you and having the absolute audacity to tell you that he can't feed himself and he will in fact starve to death
 
Spawn of Dangerhair dijo:
The remains of Parker Wells, the autistic boy in Calgary who had been missing for 2 weeks, have been found. The end is just as tragic as you can get. He crawled in a storm sewer culvert, went up the network of pipes, some 4-500 feet, got lost or stuck, and died. He was found when a citizen called in his shoe at the outlet of the culvert, which had been washed off in a recent rain.
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died cause he couldn't get dat hewp. Ever notice how Andy hasn't starved to death or got stuck in a drain pipe even once
 
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