The injuries he had were minor and were way more consistent with someone just simply falling off their bike. Hell he didn't even spend a night in the hospital. He was in there for like 4 hours and then they told him to get out.
💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.
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The injuries he had were minor and were way more consistent with someone just simply falling off their bike. Hell he didn't even spend a night in the hospital. He was in there for like 4 hours and then they told him to get out.
crimsontacos
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If anyone took the car and brain damage story seriously they would have sent him off for nueroscans in one of the 5000 hospital admissions hes been to. Also surprised hes not in hospital more often seeing as he reportedly abuses laxatives that affects sodium and potassium in dangerous ways which is why I also believe that his poisoning of his family may have happened over a more prolonged period of time than the family realised he probably started of small and over time kept adding more and more.
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I've never wanted to advocate beating people... Thankfully amby It's not a person
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Since the jackal isn't on today so far, enjoying some more classics. Here he is, loudly talking about shitting at a public park for almost an hour.
Goes on and on about dat help, "bending his knees" so his caregivers have trouble wiping him for no reason, getting into fights with aides who realize he's faking. Also goes on to describe feeling needing to shit, and being thirsty. "I'm sorry I'm able to repeat this stuff I'm just the messenger boy", which means he realizes his "i wepeat dat i dont understand" schtick is retarded.
This piece of shit is so obsessed with his own ass as it makes shit it should be studied.
Goes on and on about dat help, "bending his knees" so his caregivers have trouble wiping him for no reason, getting into fights with aides who realize he's faking. Also goes on to describe feeling needing to shit, and being thirsty. "I'm sorry I'm able to repeat this stuff I'm just the messenger boy", which means he realizes his "i wepeat dat i dont understand" schtick is retarded.
This piece of shit is so obsessed with his own ass as it makes shit it should be studied.
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Hey everyone,
Andy is back.
"All I can do is document and make complaints and ask for help"
Right Andy, because it's worked so well before.
This lady asks him who told him he doesn't have capacity and he chooses to ignore it, right off the bat and we're having fun.
Andy is back.
"All I can do is document and make complaints and ask for help"
Right Andy, because it's worked so well before.
This lady asks him who told him he doesn't have capacity and he chooses to ignore it, right off the bat and we're having fun.
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Thats interesting. How often do you think would he be micro dosing the family?
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It did.
When the order of protection ended, Tawm told Ofc. Ostrowski that when Andy was gone, so too were their constant stomachaches.
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Ah this new video is a bit of a bore unfortunately, just him secretly recording an APS worker taking yet another report from him.
toilet flush sound effect
I been compwaining about dis for 2 weeks Sunrise won't help me more. Yeah, keep complaining, you're not gonna get anyone to wipe your ass, or take you to park to show your pee pee. Rot in the crap shaff with your AI pal
Though it was funny when she asked who said he didn't have capacity and he just ignored it
toilet flush sound effect
I been compwaining about dis for 2 weeks Sunrise won't help me more. Yeah, keep complaining, you're not gonna get anyone to wipe your ass, or take you to park to show your pee pee. Rot in the crap shaff with your AI pal
Though it was funny when she asked who said he didn't have capacity and he just ignored it
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I wonder why you abusive fat faking piece of trash?
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NY is a little schizophrenic. They generally hand wave shit through because it requires the least effort of the bureaucracy. But heaven forbid you get on their radar as a problem? You are completely fucked. Necause for things ike Amdy it requires less long term effort to deny the bullshit and cut him off. In New Yawk you never ever want Social Services to find cause to ask "what the fuck is really going on here?" Because it will never ever end well for you.
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I kept skipping forward because I assumed he was on hold for, like, seven years, until I figured out he was both dragging shit out with his tard tablet and doing some retarded editing.
I love when his tardcording finally ends -which takes nearly 20 minutes of computational monologue- and she asks him a very direct question, and he panics because he doesn't have the pre-recorded sperg essay for that. He tries to play more sperg speak and spell about his plights again and she keeps trying to get him to the point until he can get the master list copy-pasted.
"And just to confirm: No drug or alcohol abuse?"
"Shower chair."
He finally gets so frustrated with not having the AI scripts to have read for what should be very basic medical questions that he just gives up and starts talking himself after five minutes of floundering. And it's just the same whining over again.
Also a spider was in his bed. "Yuck."
- 11:32 is the stated time when the video starts. He makes a hard cut here while he is on hold for 12 minutes and we are suddenly at 11:44
- By 11:44 he gets an automated message: finally "first in line."
- Then, out of nowhere, at 11:45, he starts playing his retard speak and spell before anyone even says anything on the other end of the line. Now, I thought that Amdy perhaps edited the video to cut out the person announcing themselves answering, saying their name and stuff on the other end of the line, but he did not! The whole minute of footage is accounted for; time it out yourself from the second the clock hits 11:45 until 11:46, all 60 seconds are there. No one even says hello on the other end of the line, Andy must have just heard the noise change and the operator tapping on her keyboard and before she even says a word this poopsquatch starts with his tard tablet. And the woman on the other end of the line must IMMEDIATELY knows who it is and doesn't miss a beat.
- Then it instantly skips from 11:46 to 11:47, Amdy has cut out an entire minute here!
I love when his tardcording finally ends -which takes nearly 20 minutes of computational monologue- and she asks him a very direct question, and he panics because he doesn't have the pre-recorded sperg essay for that. He tries to play more sperg speak and spell about his plights again and she keeps trying to get him to the point until he can get the master list copy-pasted.
"And just to confirm: No drug or alcohol abuse?"
"Shower chair."
He finally gets so frustrated with not having the AI scripts to have read for what should be very basic medical questions that he just gives up and starts talking himself after five minutes of floundering. And it's just the same whining over again.
Also a spider was in his bed. "Yuck."
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crimsontacos
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Well from what they said regarding being sick I believe one of either joe or tom or both went to hospital over it but had stated they had been sick for I would assume a month and just 1 standard does every day wouldn't send you to hospital or make you so noticeable sick that you would suspect andy poisoning them. From what I know about laxatives he would have lightly dosed them for a bit prior than upped the doses more and more closer to the date of the police being called.
(An example i studied eating disorders quite thoroughly and know the varying different behaviours people with an ed use which ive seen cases of girls and some guys take upwards from 10 to 20 a day and still take around 2 months before getting as sick as the ditch clan got) and though the time frame does vary from person to person for them to be so sick that they suspected it was andy like they could have just been suffering from a bug or virus of some kind but to go straight to casting direct accusations would indicate a more prolonged period of time.
At least thats what I believe i could be wrong completely but for them to be that sick had to of been going on for over at least 2 weeks or more at minimum.
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0:00 Goodie, starting us off with dead silence. The best part of any andy video is always when he isn't talking.
0:13 we're getting a recording of andy harassing APS. I guess he didn't get what he wanted from joe or the farms and now he's going back to messing with the people who clean up after him like a unhousebroken dog.
1:27 we've had nothing but dead air since andy got put on the waiting list. He's got his fake AAC tablet out and is waaahing about how he NEEDS DAT HALP getting doctors despite... having arranged doctors appointments before.
1:30 Andy claims his teeth hurt. He also claims his doctors are now saying he doesn't have capacity to make decisions. We then hear him typing away on his computer, not using that 'hunt and peck' method he claims he has to use.
1:50 APS worker is on the phone, asks who told him that he was too retarded to call a doctor. Andy is silent.
2:10 andy responds again with the AAC, really playing up the retard act. he side steps the question and says he needs help with his behavior.
APS worker asks what kind of behaviors.
More silence from the diaper demon.
2:46 Andy FINALLY replies with 'Wondering' yelling, hitting his head and throwing things.
3:00 APS worker asks if he has any other support. Andy again dodges the question and says he doesn't like change, then weirdly types yes.
3:45 andy throws is caregivers under the bus claiming they don't help him. (claims they don't help with routine and activities.)
3:55 APS woman asks who his agent is.
Andy again ignores the question and says he gets 60 hours of care.
ANDY SPEAKS! he tries to correct her by saying 'No' then goes quiet.
4:21 andy now says he gets 160 hours of buttwiper time.
4:30 so what do they help you with? "SUNRISE HOME CARE."
4:40 "So do they help you with you ADL, showers, toileting?" "YESH"
5:00 APS woman asks if what his caregivers aren't doing for him and andy actually answers the question. He says they don't have the training to handle a 42 year old that loves to pretend to be a retarded beached whale.
5:33 APS woman says it sounds like the caregivers are coming in as aides. andy confirms this.
5:50 andy wants a nurse to fill his medication box for him.
6:07 "I DUN HAVE A NURSE."
6:20 APS lady says she has more questions, andy interupts her with his tophia sounding AAC. he says his caregivers are PS workers not APS workers.
6:50 Andy are you in a life threatening situation? (oh woman you know not what you're starting.) Andy begs for a colonoscopy, I think but it sounds more like clowns-crow-pee.
7:10 woman asks if andy is socialy isolated. COLON CANCER SCREENING. (Translation: SOMEONE PLEASE PLAY WITH MY BUTT!"
7:33 I NEED HALP WITH SOCIALIZING! NEGLECT IN A PROFESSIONAL/LEGAL CONTEXT! (remember, no capacity nigga.) He just keeps letting the tablet read one of his AI prompts.
8:40 its STILL talking.
9:20 STILL TALKING
10:20 STILL GOING
11:25 AAAAAAH!!!!
12:22 SHUT UP!
13:10 okay, seriously: the rant's still going on, but he mentioned getting panic attacks over choosing what cereal to eat for breakfast. If he can't do that, then how does he do literally anything?
13:40 Andy inserted the 'I might sound smart because I can quote legal shit, but its just me being a major dum dum because I'm just repeating things' defense into this speech.
14:40 STILL going. Now we're hearing him bitch about getting labeled as manipulative.
15:00 He lies saying the cops gave him permission to sleep on the streets.
15:10 "crossing the street for me is life threatening" like how you crossed the street 15 times to go protest UMPC?
16:00 its still going. At this point its not even addressing anything she wants to know. its just anything and everything andy ever uses as major talking points.
16:31 andy claims he's known for wandering toward roads and bodies of water like a moth to a flame. oh if only this was true.
16:40 "I have a hard time communicating when I get lost and relating where I am." No, we heard you last time saying you weren't going to give the cops your location because 'they say you fake.'
16:50 MY (manufactured) MEDICAL RECORDS SAY I NEED 24 HOUR CARE!
18:40 HOLY SHIT IT FINALLY SHUT UP! APS lady said she got most of what he lied about in her report.
19:00 She asks for his list of diagnoses. Strap yourself in folks.
19:06 Andy speaks "one second." Then ignores her question saying he wants colon cancer screening and oral surgery. "UNABLE TO CARE FOR SELF!"
19:36 She tries to get him back on track, but then andy has the AAC list off Autism spectrum disorder level 2, intellectual developmental disorder mild, Developmental language disorder with Impairment of receptive and expressive language, Wondering disease due to autism, Self-injurious behavior due to autism, Central auditory processing disorder, sensory processing disorder, ADHD combined, Tourette's syndrome, Anxiety, learning disability, insomnia, asthma, Pituitary deficiency due to Rathke cleft cyst, hyperthyroidism, Hidradenitis suppurativa, Type 2 diabetes with complication, hyperthyroidism(so bad he got it twice), hypertension, incontinence without sensory awareness, urinary incontinence, IBS, GIRD, Colon-rectal polyp detected, constipation, morbid obesity, lumbar stenosis
21:38 Holy shit he's done. the APS worker asks if he uses a wheel chair which I feel is the most logical question to ask for a list of problems like that. Andy says no.
21:55 "Just to be clear, you don't drink or smoke do you? Andy: SHOWER CHAIR! … no drugs. (lol)
22:12 lady asks if he has any hallucinations or suicidal thoughts. Andy says no (not this week at least)
22:30 she asks if has basic utilities. Andy says yes, no garbage or pests.
23:09 she asks if its a safe neighborhood, no gangs or drugs (oh I wish there were gangs, lady.)
"Muh area is safe"
23:20 she asks if he has a guardian/payee.
24:02 andy's quiet for a long time, then says he needs a lawyer because only has a rep-payee and needs a guardian.
24:19 she asks if anyone's taking advantage of him. he surprisingly says no.
25:30 She asks who is responsible for giving him his services. Andy says no one, and this is the purpose of the call. Andy then interrupts her using his own voice for once.
25:10 Andy begins listing off service providers, claiming they all aren't helping him. He begins listing all the things he wants them to do for him like getting him a guardian and a doctor.
26:12 Andy says his caregivers don't help him keep busy.
26:24 "Oh that's a spider. that's gwoss… a spider on my bed... yuck!"
26:40 APS lady says she'll file this away. (hopefully in the trash) she reminds him he wanted to file a complaint.
26:51 Andy says he's been complaining for 2 weeks about the same thing.
She asks him for an email
Video ends.
For most of the video, she asks him questions and he completely blows her off. He took half the video just bitching about anything and everything that could come to mind, then jerked off about how he's a sickly little baby bird that can't do anything... but can somehow talk and talk normally.
the APS lady most likely had some suspicions about him by the end of this call.
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I bet his file at APS is absolutely huge.
I guarantee that she was asking the questions on the screen, then when he tards out she just writes "Individual is non-responsive to question" and moves on to the next one.
Under "Impression" she probably wrote: "Caller is full of shit, literally and figuratively. Adding this to his file where it will be promptly ignored. Expect he will call back tomorrow. Absolute dumpster fire. End Note"
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Why do you think he sent this?
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Surely not Andy since he has the mental capacity of a 3 year old.
Oh wait, he wants to hang around people with the capacity of a 3 year old...preferably 3 year old.
Definitely Andy, probably.
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its gotta look like bart simpson's incident file at school.
Considering that APS has him filed as a malingerer, and they likely have a more comprehensive list of his self-diagnosed illnesses than even I do, it would not shock me at all to learn this woman was just putting on a smile for andy. Afterwards she sighed, spun around in her chair and announced she won the betting pool of who had to talk to andy this time.
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They should give his calls exclusively to APS Jamie.
"If Andy decides to go sleep in the snow, then that's the result of Andy's failed decision making, and the consequences are on Andy."