💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

When andy takes screen grabs of the farms, he always avoids me and my reactions to his horse shit. Fatty's scared of me.
More late night wun away bait from the fat idiot.

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Andy's behavior is always amusing when he gets like this.

"I DON'T WANT X!" 5 minutes later "WHY DON'T I HAVE X?"
He will fire people or quit something, then act shocked that they follow through with his request.
And of course he's shouting about how DAYB should get him new asswipers because he magically can't do it himself, yet he can call these places and get himself out of these places.

As for him running away: Andy's whining about not being allowed to run away but he calls teh cops to have them stop him. Maybe if he just left then he'd actually succeed.
 
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You're 300 lbs. You're also on video claiming to be hungry all the time. Stop lying.
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You're on video talking about needing to go to the bathroom. This is a fetish for you. Stop lying.
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You're on video, pathetically crying about being in pain. Whether it is the falling down the stairs (hilarious btw) , or your pathetically whimpering about your leg sours due to your diaper fetish.
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You're just a big faker.

Stop lying.
Stop faking.
 
I hate that he uses toileting as a verb. I know he’s not using it incorrectly, I just hate it.

I toilet you toilet he she or in Andy’s case it toilets.
 
Curious.

"Posted yesterday" means he took the screenshots after midnight. Fatty said he has an army of caregivers to seize his devices at night to make sure he goes beddy-bye on time? Fatty said that any post that went up overnight was actually just a scheduled post. Now how could you schedule a post with images to go up at night if the images didn't even exist during the day? Could it be that Amdy lied!? Where's all your babysitters, Amdy?

Also, is his device time off? He is in Eastern timezone, yet the post times seem to line up with... Brazil time or some shit? I don't know, why would he be an extra hour ahead? Is his Obongophone stuck on standard time instead of changing to daylight time?
 
Curious.

"Posted yesterday" means he took the screenshots after midnight. Fatty said he has an army of caregivers to seize his devices at night to make sure he goes beddy-bye on time? Fatty said that any post that went up overnight was actually just a scheduled post. Now how could you schedule a post with images to go up at night if the images didn't even exist during the day? Could it be that Amdy lied!? Where's all your babysitters, Amdy?

Also, is his device time off? He is in Eastern timezone, yet the post times seem to line up with... Brazil time or some shit? I don't know, why would he be an extra hour ahead? Is his Obongophone stuck on standard time instead of changing to daylight time?
Are you insinuating that the honorable andrew james ditch would lie?
 
I hate that he uses toileting as a verb. I know he’s not using it incorrectly, I just hate it.

I toilet you toilet he she or in Andy’s case it toilets.
Yeah, generally if they say "toileting" seriously, it's Andee
If they refer to Andee as "this gentleman" instead of "the adult" it's Andee.
How is a 400lb lumbering sweat machine (lighty shitted), a gentleman? You'd think they'd call him "That thing"
 
I have wanted to write this for a long time, as a response to other posts, but I've hesitated for a variety of reasons, one of which is the desire not to power level too much. But now that I know Andy reads this thread, I feel compelled to. (Know that, of course, everything I say is from my own perspective, and my own experience.)
In a galaxy far, far away, I was a licensed medical professional working part-time in a nursing home/rehab facility. I "floated", which means I didn't work on the same floor or whatever, but rather where they needed me. So I got to know staff in many different areas, because I'd work with them from point to point.

So, one day I'm on my break, outside smoking a cigarette, standing by myself. Nearby there's a little gaggle of CNAs (certified nursing assistants), also smoking and talking amongst themselves. I can't help but overhear them describing a resident they'd all had to deal with who was apparently making them very uncomfortable when they were providing personal care to him. He would have them washing his genitals and perineal area, and putting hemorrhoid cream on, and in, his anus. He would wriggle about and moan while this was being done.

I knew all these gals at least to say hello to and had worked with and supervised some of them. I approached the group and asked them who they were talking about. They told me the guy's name and what unit he was on; I knew the name but had never had him particularly as my patient. He was not an old guy, probably in his 50s, had some kind of condition where he wasn't going home anytime soon but he had all his wits about him, and he certainly had the use of all four limbs.

I told the CNAs they were not required to wash the private areas of *anyone* who was capable of doing it for him- or herself. In fact, I was taught it was infantilizing and insulting to do that for a person. Wash what the person can't, and leave them with privacy to do the rest. As far as the hemorrhoid cream, you can put some on the person's finger and tell them to do it themselves.

I was furious and horrified that these women felt like they had to do this. I told them that this was sexual abuse, and maybe even sexual assault, and they should tell their charge nurse what was going on, and if they didn't want to, I'd do it for them. And they were perfectly entitled to refuse to have this character assigned to them. These poor critters seemed actually surprised that they had the right to say no to this.

I never heard anything more about the guy, so hopefully this was dealt with appropriately. And all this to say that whatever agencies have been dealing with Andy, they are flirting with a big-ass lawsuit if someone figures out there's no reason to accommodate Andy's weirdness. I have never heard of any situation or any condition that would require a caregiver to insert his or her finger into the rectum of a person getting cleaned. It's Andy's perversion, and everyone knows it apparently except for the home care agencies?
 
The arrest was funny (and hewped me wiv mai coping skiwws), but Janet and Tom fucking deserved every second of that misery.

I used to feel bad for both of them, but now I laugh derisively. Those two (I know Janet is dead) are Ed and Sally. Both have been on camera, and on audio, literally making excuses for the squatch or getting pissy with staff because they don't want the squatch foisted on them.
Both refused to press charges and make them stick when the squatch poisoned them. More than once.
Both refused to make restraining orders stick.
Both continually answered the phone and entertained the squatch instead of blocking it and calling the police for violation of protection order.
Tawwwm continued to hewp the squatch with its groceries and laundry during the B Cozy saga

So, no, fuck Tawwwm. Fucking clown deserves every nanosecond of Andy's horseshit. He is Sally Wilkins and should probably step up when Edwina finally gives birth.
 
He watches ABA training videos to learn how he should act, autism professionals talk in weird stilted sounding jargon like this
dahhh hey AI best palsies does andee need dat ABA??
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fuck u ai boolie

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YOU VIOLATED MY ADA RIGHTS, COPILOT, I HAVE BEING START A LAW SUITE AND DIS ACTS AS MY INTENT TO SUEE YOU
 
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Oh, right, the "Be As Obstructive And Obnoxious And Talkative As Possible" school of dealing with the police send on your ass. Works every time, assuming you learned it from cartoons or something like that.

This guy's not autistic; he's fucking retarded.
 
Ayy, I finally made poopsqautchs screen shot. No one will wipe your ass amdy

Right? I got screenshotted by Amdy two weeks running now! I feel like a cee-lebrity! Except I feel nothing but disgust when I show up in a poopsquatch shot.

At least this time I don't have to refute any bullshit said about my comments like last time, or the time he fed my infodumps on the opiates he was taking into his AI and it told him I was an evil doctor, pharmacist or junkie. :lol:
 
Right? I got screenshotted by Amdy two weeks running now! I feel like a cee-lebrity! Except I feel nothing but disgust when I show up in a poopsquatch shot.

At least this time I don't have to refute any bullshit said about my comments like last time, or the time he fed my infodumps on the opiates he was taking into his AI and it told him I was an evil doctor, pharmacist or junkie. :lol:
Little did Andrew know, the man known as the "un-clit" on the kiwi farms website? CEO of Horrible Doctor weekly..

I also believe after seeing Andrew's AI requests he will constantly ask his AI, just like how he does to everyone, the same thing over and over, worded until it says something he agrees with.
 
Little did Andrew know, the man known as the "un-clit" on the kiwi farms website? CEO of Horrible Doctor weekly..

I also believe after seeing Andrew's AI requests he will constantly ask his AI, just like how he does to everyone, the same thing over and over, worded until it says something he agrees with.
He tells ai to be nice to him in its replies like a profoundly retarded faggot.
 
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