💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

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My favourite part about this is that before the video even hit the 3 minute mark that cop decided that Andy was going to jail, and he was going to make it happen regardless.
The second that a polite cop asks you to just be a fucking human being back to them and you still treat them like a piece of shit cop, you're DONE. Have fun paying asshole tax while you're sitting in lockup with the niggers and DWIs.
That cop just wanted respect as a human being. He asked "Can you please not shine the light in my eyes?" and he got told the fat man baby equivalent of "Fuck you pig" and so the cop went by the golden rule: You want to treat me like I'm some kind of fucking animal without feelings? Cool, you can treat me like an animal but I'm not going to be the one who's locked in a cage tonight. :lol:
 
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My favourite part about this is that before the video even hit the 3 minute mark that cop decided that Andy was going to jail, and he was going to make it happen regardless.
The second that a polite cop asks you to just be a fucking human being back to them and you still treat them like a piece of shit cop, you're DONE. Have fun paying asshole tax while you're sitting in lockup with the niggers and DWIs.
That cop just wanted respect as a human being. He asked "Can you please not shine the light in my eyes?" and he got told the fat man baby equivalent of "Fuck you pig" and so the cop went by the golden rule: You want to treat me like I'm some kind of fucking animal without feelings? Cool, you can treat me like an animal but I'm not going to be the one who's locked in a cage tonight. :lol:
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The followup question to this is:
Why don't we have live-streams from every county cell?
Should have. These county cells are paid for by tax-money after all.
 
Smithfield Ham dijo:
Absolutely nobody should be calling Andy's phone and playing jumpscares and screamers. Do not do that. Do not send him a really quiet message that gets him to listen closely and then play something like the "think fast chucklenuts" audio. Don't play harsh noises at him over his phone. Please do not do that.
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lol, that reminds me of something. There's something called an Aztec Death Whistle and sometimes I'll use a sample of one in a track I'm making. I have to EQ the shit out of it because there's some really harsh frequencies going on with that thing especially in the upper range. I can't even imagine if someone boosted the high end on one, hahaha. They used to put these things in the hands of skeletons. This is from Google: Archaeologists discovered several clasped in the hands of sacrificed skeletons, linking them to ceremonies for the wind god, Ehecatl. Here's a small sample of one, they're crazy but cool as hell.


Edit: I forgot to add a picture like a dumbass

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Lip Glossary dijo:
My favourite part about this is that before the video even hit the 3 minute mark that cop decided that Andy was going to jail, and he was going to make it happen regardless.
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He's a legend in my book!
The bodycam has me in hysterics! I don't think I've ever seen the poopoo creature at such angles before, Fascinating!
I've said this before but I just can't get over how Andy's go to is to throw a tantrum when he doesn't get what he wants. Every. Single. Time. Even when the police are going to arrest him because he's been an utterly non compliant, argumentative and potentially dangerous individual to the point where every officer knows his name.
The funny thing is that it could all have likely been avoided if Andy wasn't such a self entitled, singularly minded asshole and just displayed a bit of human decency in that moment and complied with the officer when he arrived.

But no, instead he spergs out and smacks his head like he believes that imitating being self injurious is a get out of trouble move. He then willingly makes the most stupid statement in the world, "You're going to have to shoot me! I dindu nuffink! I WANNA DIE!". He genuinely believed his so called 'disability' was both a shield and a cudgel to be used to be immune from consequences. And like a child, he thought that if he just flailed around and yelled at the cop he would just... Walk away?

All forms of deterrence and warnings was met with retarded indignation. And no, I'm not saying Andy has autism, I'm saying the man was being retarded on purpose.
Andy was fully convinced he is immune from consequences. Looking at his antics to this day, I don't think he learned any lesson whatsoever from this incident.

Big up Kiwi AI powered subtitles. The bodycam gets thrown under some rug or something and it picks up the dialogue pretty well as Andy is taken out.

And just a casual reminder, the police were called after several abusive actions from Andy, he treated his parents like utter filth. He was domineering, controlling and incredibly abusive towards them and would throw a fit any time they did something he didn't like. In this event, he wouldn't let even them eat inside the house, or really be anywhere near him, he practically lived on that couch in the living room and fumigated the house with the fucking oil diffuser nonstop, making it genuinely hard to breathe. He did this, to an old man who was already of poor health. Andy is a reprehensible piece of shit.
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My nigga Bentley deserved a medal for how he handled this.


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Youtube comment brought up an interesting observation. Andy could very well have the theory of mind to make it sound like the officer was hitting him. What do you guys think?
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anliteralidiot dijo:
It's just surreal seeing it from another perspective. And I don't know how to describe him hitting himself outside of fake it looks fake.
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I knew someone who would hit themselves like that. They were abusive, BPD, possible ASPD. No autism.

It had nothing to do with autistic self injurious behaviors, it was how they communicated their distress when they wanted someone to stop demanding something of them, or just wanted everyone to cater to them for a while. They weren’t willing to learn other methods for expressing those feelings. Other methods didn’t have the same effect of people stepping back, and stopping the attack to try and stop the person from hurting themselves.

Andy looks the same.
 
I've said this about Daniel Larson, then Chris Chan, and now Poopsquatch:

A bullet to the head is the more humane solution.
 
DaLieDetector dijo:
lol, that reminds me of something. There's something called an Aztec Death Whistle and sometimes I'll use a sample of one in a track I'm making. I have to EQ the shit out of it because there's some really harsh frequencies going on with that thing especially in the upper range. I can't even imagine if someone boosted the high end on one, hahaha. They used to put these things in the hands of skeletons. This is from Google: Archaeologists discovered several clasped in the hands of sacrificed skeletons, linking them to ceremonies for the wind god, Ehecatl. Here's a small sample of one, they're crazy but cool as hell.


Edit: I forgot to add a picture like a dumbass

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Are we sure he isnt some sort of Aztec demon of some kind a shit demon 1000013909.jpg
 
Cuckoman dijo:
The followup question to this is:
Why don't we have live-streams from every county cell?
Should have. These county cells are paid for by tax-money after all.
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There is something called the open records request that you can use with your local county jails to get surveillance of the jail cells for a particular night. It's kind of like a freedom of information act but more restrictive because a lot of the time you won't be able to access the information because they have active snitches or undercover officers active in the cells and their identities have to be protected for their safety over our amusement.
 
Yamcha's Only Fan dijo:
The fat bastard even shat himself at her funeral, making the whole affair about him,
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Is this true? I feel like I predicted something close to this but never followed up on the thread at the time to see if it was true. There's just a lot of shit (:smug:) when it comes to Andy.
 
Taser Confetti dijo:
TX cop here.

  1. For fucks sake even with Andy Ditch don’t break visible contact. That shit gets people killed
  2. When you’re calling backup to “hurry up” sit back and chill while maintaining visual contact on the suspect.
  3. I’d have tased his ass
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If you're a true Texas ranger, whats in the Alamos basement?
 
souschef dijo:
Honestly man, i couldn't follow Andy Ditch stuff. I tried to, he's one of the few lolcows i simply can't stand. The faking, that squeaky voice he fakes, the way he treats his parents and poor medical staff unfortunate enough to get in contact with him... I can't, i feel like kicking his teeth in
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Completely agree. But that's also a common observation from these bodycam videos on YouTube. Nothing will make you support expanding capital punishment faster than realizing how many millions of dollars are wasted on police interactions with total pieces of shit who contribute nothing to society themselves. A reasonable society would have put a bullet in Andy's head years ago.
 
Autistic Integrity dijo:
i was hoping it was something new. i saw this so long ago ( or was it andys perspective we saw?)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nh734kLd4XQother perspective
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this is new. i obtained the footage on the same day that i posted on here and on youtube. its from officer bentleys perspective.

*new in the sense that i dont think this specific footage was out there until now, for whatever reason.
 
Banquet Meal dijo:
this is new. i obtained the footage on the same day that i posted on here and on youtube. its from officer bentleys perspective.

*new in the sense that i dont think this specific footage was out there until now, for whatever reason.
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I see the 'Buzin Faker has already jumped all over this footage. I haven't watch his video, but I hope to hell he gives you proper credit for it, or at the very least a shoutout to the Farms.
 
The Un-Clit dijo:
I see the 'Buzin Faker has already jumped all over this footage. I haven't watch his video, but I hope to hell he gives you proper credit for it, or at the very least a shoutout to the Farms.
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he is really nice, ive talked to him quite a bit over the last year, regarding andy and his retarded bullshit...and he did, he even put my profile picture on it from here, which i personally thought was hilarious. (im easily amused)
 
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