💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

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JacksSenseOfDread dijo:
That's one of his behavioral "tells" that he's faking. His flailing that he calls "self injurious" are never severe enough to cause any actual injury outside of small scrapes and superficial bruising. He's literally taking his cues from autism content creators who are performing skits, and what he THINKS that autism "looks like."

We can always tell, Andy. Do better!
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He makes Dhar Mann videos look like West End theatrical masterpieces.
 
>YOU'RE HURTING ME, YOURE BUZIN ME!!!
>hasn't even been touched yet

He was definitely trying to get Bentley in trouble. That duper's delight grin doesn't lie

This feels like unearthing another angle of the zapruder film
 
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Banquet Meal dijo:
here you go. its a shame that it cuts out in the end thanks to andy being a faggot and not going peacefully, but whatever

enjoy :semperfidelis: :semperfidelis:
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0:00 We see the Chad Bentley in his car arriving at the scene. No sound.
0:31 Sound is turned on. Bentley arrives at the ditch house. Dogs already barking.
0:51 Bentley arrives at the door
1:30 Tom finally gets the door open, we can already hear him yelling at Andy. Tom greets Bentley by name. Bentley notes he could smell the oil diffuser through the door.
1:42 Tom says Janet has heart and lung problems but andy refuses to turn it off. That morning he had it on so strong that Joe couldn't eat upstairs
1:57 Bentley asks if its turned off, Tom says he doesn't know. (presumably its so strong that he can't tell if its off or on.)
2:00 Andy's in his poop recliner, already recording. He's got the phone light set to max and shining it in Bentley's face.
2:09 "can you shut the diffuser off?" "DO YUU GOT A COURT ORDER?"
2:10 Tom wants to know if he can press charges because its HIS house. Andy lies and says no one asked him to turn it off.
2:17 Bentley asks andy to turn off the light. Andy refuses, demanding to know if its lawful order or if he's going to get arrested if he doesn't stop.
2:25 Bentley repeats his request, citing its basic human decency but Bentley forgets who he's talking to and andy refuses saying he's just trying to relax.
2:36 Bentley says the obvious that andy's not letting him talk. Andy ignores him and acts indignant "you mean I can't have something to help me relax?"
This whole time andy's just sat there flexing his fingers and talking very clearly for a nonverbal retard.
2:42 Bentley repeats andy should shut off the light. Andy says he has a legal right to do it. Bentley says he does but its not nice. Andy replies he wants a lawyer.
2:50 Bentley asks why he wants a lawyer, andy says its his legal right and tries to dismiss Bentley.
3:00 Bentley retorts his parents have a legal right to not huff oil fumes in their own house. Asks andy to shut it off. "EH, ITS FOR MY COPING SKILLS. I DUN HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU UNLESS YOU HAFF COURT ORDER."
3:17 Bentley tries to reason with andy, asks why does andy talk like this all the time? "IS DIS A COURT ORDER!?"
3:30 "You don't need that[the oil diffuser]"
3:32 Bentley states the obvious that Andy's mother is 15 feet away, on oxygen, and that andy is slowly killing her. Andy tries say 'yeah but-' but Bentley reiterates that janet's been to the hospital several times and is on oxygen.
3:55 "BUT SHE DIDN'T TELL ME TO TURN IT OFF!" Apparently he didn't hear her because he was on the phone with crisis services (bullshit)
3:59 Bentley asks again for him to turn it off. "GET A COURT ORDER!" Bentley's getting mad and tells him that's not happening, and if andy won't shut it off he will.
4:07 Andy: "then shut it off. Touch it and you're violating my private privacy"
4:12 Bentley says its his parent's house, andy claims Bentley is violating his privacy. Bentley (rightly) asks how, Andy says its HIS property.
4:20 Bentley asks how, its his parents house, andy goes quiet then tells Bentley to get his dad to get him an apartment.
4:30 Janey pipes up and says andy has no money because he spent it all on diapers, junk, and amazon.
4:48 Bentley asks andy what he buys on amazon. Andy pleads the 5th and refuses to say.
4:59 Bentley calls in his lieutenant to see if this qualifies as harassment. Andy quickly screams "I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING!" but Bentley quickly reminds andy what he's doing right now. Andy claims he's not doing it to hurt anyone.
5:17 Bentley shuts andy down stating that since he came in andy's done nothing but refuse to talk or cooperate like an adult.
5:20 WELL I DUN APPRICIATE HOW YOU TREAT ME! (he's harming his entire family and this is what sets him off.)
5:22 YER DISCRIMINATING AGAINST ME! Bentley responds with 'fine, you can go to jail then' like the boss he is.
5:25 FINE THEN ARREST ME (baby talk's completely gone)
5:30 ARREST ME FOR DOING SOMETHING TO CALM ME DOWN! (reminder he's been doing this for ~12 hours)
5:37 Bentley tells andy to be quiet because he's tried talking to him man-to-man and andy threw it in his face, shined light in his eyes, and this is what he gets when he wants to be a petulant child.
5:44 Andy tries to slip back into 3rd person retard mode but it doesn't stick. he's back to talking normally within 2 sentences. Tries to claim this is a discrimination based arrest.
5:54 Bentley steps into the kitchen, andy keeps talking about how Bentley is denying him his coping skills.
6:00 Bentley tells andy's folks that andy's refusing to cooperate. Andy continues to shout about how he's doing nothing wrong.
6:12 "You can't deny people something that helps them relax!" (like crack, or meth or running an oil diffuser for 12 hours)
6:15 Bentley again says its bothering andy's mom. Andy again says his mom didn't tell him to turn it off so its her fault.
6:19 Janet says she did tell him to turn it off.
6:21 Andy claims his mom just unplugged it while he was on the phone with CS.
6:25 Bentley ignores andy, talks on the phone to his Lt. reiterates he could smell it through the front door.
Andy: IT RELAXES ME! I ONLY PUT 1 DROP OF OIL IN IT! (for 12 hours?)
6:36 FINE ARREST ME FOR MY DISABILIY!
6:44 Apparently its a eucalyptus scent.
6:50 Bentley tells his Lt that andy's being defiant as usual and not cooperating. Andy: IT RELAXES ME! (TO CHOKE MY FAMILY!)
6:58 andy starts bawling, Bentley interrupts and asks if Janet wants him arrested. She says yes and will sign charges against Andy.
7:09 Andy says 'GOOD, ARREST ME." Bentley replies "okay, good."
7:18 Bentley: "Okay, you're going to jail then." (LOL)
Andy: "FER WAT?" (Nigga did your ears break in the last 5 seconds?)
Bentley" For harassment."
Andy: "Because I'm using it for my disability!?"
7:27 Bentley says its also because he's being unruly, andy demands to know how he's being unruly but Bentley's beyond arguing with him at this point. Bentley even slaps andy with "get your lawyer to talk to me."
7:32 Janet says "He doesn't have one[a lawyer] anymore."
7:37 Because Bentley's not focusing on andy, andy begins shouting 'about how he's not allowed to have things for his disabilities.'
7:41 Bentley reaffirms that janet and tom are going to sign charges on andy, both agree. Bentley also says he'll get an order of protection in for them.
7:51 andy's still crying but hasn't moved or turned it off. Tom says the smell goes up to the second floor.
7:56 tom says he saw andy cranking up the oil diffuser when someone was cooking fish for dinner, and tom said he couldn't even smell the fish.
8:06 andy has turned the phone light off and has his prop teddy bear in his arm, he begins screaming for something but Bentley cuts him off. Bentley tells him to get up and put his hands behind his back
Andy refuses, says he's calling his lawyer (which janet says he doesn't have)
8:12 I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG!
8:15 Bentley gets closer, repeats that andy has to get up and put his hands behind his back. Rips the phone out of andy's hands.
8:19 Bentley: STAND UP! RIGHT NOW! Andy does the fakest self abuse I've ever seen where he smiles, screams, and lightly taps the top of his bald head. "YER HURTING MEE!"
8:24 Andy stops hitting himself. YER ABOOSING MEEEEE! I WANNA DIE BECAUSE YOU DUN WANNA HELP ME!
8:32 handcuffs are seen. Andy starts screaming that Bentley is going to have to shoot him and starts lightly tapping his head with his fists.
8:40 SHOOT ME FOR RELAXING! Then he begins giggling. (the self harm is painfully fake since he keeps turning it off and on)
8:53 I DID IT TO HELP ME RELAX! (again: 12 hours, gagging his family, told to stop and refused)
9:03 I'M BEING ARRESTED FOR MY OIL DIFFUSER!
9:07 other cop arrives outside.
9:10 andy somehow has another phone in his hand.
9:14 Bentley tries to get andy's hand, andy recoils in the chair and pull his hand back. Andy still shouting he did nothing wrong. (Fuck Janet, I guess right?)
9:22 Bentley steps toward the door to greet the other officer and possibly get some fresh air.
9:26 "AND NOW MY HEAD HURTS BECAUSE OF YOU!" Andy is seething and looking at Bentley like he wants to kill him.
9:31 "YOU HURT MY HEAD!"
9:35 Bentley: "Do you want to be peppersprayed? (YES! YES HE DOES!) Andy shouts he's done nothing wrong. More tard finger acting. Bentley says again to get up and put his arms behind his immensely fat back, andy hits himself some more.
9:50 Andy gets on the phone with emergency services trying to get them to call off the arrest. Janet yells "YOU WANNA BE TASED ANDY?" Andy's still screaming that he just wanted to relax.
10:00 Andy screams he's being discriminated against, names Bentley, and shouts he wants to die to the person on the phone.
10:16 AND MY HEAD HURTS!
10:23 phone operator is understandably confused by some retard saying he's being arrested for an oil diffuser.
10:31 Bentley cuts through the BS and tells the operator its for resisting arrest.
10:40 andy's trying to get the operator to tell Bentley he's attacking a poor innocent tard but its not working. Andy's also talking perfectly normal.
10:55 Bentley checks again for his backup.
10:58 Bentley says its time to go.
11:05 Bentley gets one of andy's pale flabby arms and tries to get the cuffs on him, but andy starts hitting himself, so Bentley's trying to stop that.
11:15 Bentley manages to get one of andy's arms in the cuffs but andy's resisting.
11:24 The camera is knocked off. We lose visual but we can hear andy getting wrestled to the ground and andy starts howling like a dying whale.
11:33 OH MY HEAD! [sounds of tard wrangling]
11:43 Andy starts pounding his head on the floor or wall. hard to tell. Bentley tells him to stop.
11:48 Tom (or another cop) yells for them to get the tranquilizer. (lol)
11:52 another call for a tranquilizer.
11:57 "You wanna be cooperative now?" Andy says he did nothing wrong and hits his head more.
12:05 I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO HARRASS ANYONE! Bentley says he gave him every chance to turn it off and he didn't. Andy claims he didn't understand why. (another lie)
12:20 Andy's now rewriting history that he didn't obey Bentley because he didn't understand Bentley.
12:30 officer says "it reeks in here."
12:36 sounds like they're trying to get andy up. "I'M DIZZY!"
12:40 Andy's not willing to sit up. He is just shouting "I DID NOTHING WRONG!"
12:46 Lots of head banging.
13:04 Cops: "I can't even breath in here its so heavy." "its burning my throat."
13:13 Cop "I can't even breath!" [Tom and janet confirm this but andy shouts over them]
13:21 Cop offers andy an ultimatium: come with them or he's getting a shot[a tranq, sadly]
13:30 andy still pretending to not understand he's the instigator.
13:33 "Yeah he's resisting." I DID NUFFIN RONG! "You could have come willingly."
13:38 "get up andy." NO MY HEAD HURTS! "because you keep hitting it." BECAUSE YOU DISCRIMINATE AGAINST ME! (so it IS voluntary self harm.)
13:43 I WANT YOU TO HALP ME PLEEEEZ AND NOT ABOOSE ME
13:50 cops wisely donning rubber gloves to touch andy.
14:05 andy's just heaving and going DISCRIMINATE AGAINST MEEE
14:06 CAN I HAVE YOUR LIEUTENANT? Cops laugh and say oh sure you'll get to meet him.
14:10 YOU CAN'T ARREST ME FOR MY DISABILITY!
14:18 Tom says andy's been doing this for DAYS. Its not just been today.
14:24 Bentley tells andy to stand up. again andy feigns dizziness. OW YER HURTING MY WRISTS!
14:38 "well that's what happens when you hit your head on the ground."
Audio is softer, like they're getting away from the camera. andy's mewling is very muted as he's lead outside.
15:00 joe tells the cops that janet has a question for the cops.
15:20 we can still hear andy screaming outside.
15:26 Joe says andy's beating his head against the cruiser.
Tom: let him.
Janet: we're going to be charged for damages.
Tom: yeah.
Joe: If he hurts himself real bad he's going to have to live with the consequences.
15:40 family moves away from the recording device. can still hear andy screaming outside.
15:48 Tom seems to be recounting the start of this. says andy was going up and down... something hitting his head after getting out of a Walmart.
15:53 tom tried to get him out of Walmart because he was afraid andy would pass out.
16:03 Tom then told joe they got to get andy out of [the walmart] because people are watching this. Apparently andy was fighting like the cabbage patch doll fights in the 80s at Walmart.
16:17 cop enters. apologizes that he cannot breathe in the house. has the family step outside.
16: joe(?) says andy's been putting used diapers in the kitchen sink.
cop: he does it just to annoy you?
Joe(?) yeah.
16:31 Andy told the family they can't eat downstairs at the kitchen table and the family has to go out to eat. Tom says he can't on his budget due to the flu he had to reschedule an eye surgery.
17:12 Cop: "where is this stupid diffuser?" Tom says he took it outside.
17:22 Bentley finds the recording device. visual restored.

What a hoot. We need another Bentley in andy's life.

But the real winner here is the little details we didn't get before. That andy was pitching the fit over not going out to eat, being jealous of tom for his potential hospital stay, and some unknown incident in walmart.

Also, fatty had been doing this FOR DAYS. Not only that, he'd been gassing the family all fucking day.

I totally believe andy thinks he did nothing wrong. Psychopaths usually don't.
And I think we can safely say andy was 100% trying to kill his mom with this.
 
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AndyFakeAutism dijo:
That bodycam has to be the funniest and most disturbing thing I’ve seen in a while.
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Andy breaks into the Vogue dance when Giga Chad and officer of the decade, Bentley, places him under arrest.

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Again, let me remind everyone we don't pozload my negholep (fucking word filter) around here. No one will stop you doing what you want to do on your own time, but if you cowtip Andy don't talk about it on the Farms or we will make fun of you at the least or ban you at the worst.

Besides, the chances of that being his actual phone # aren't very high. For all you know, it's Officer Bentley's phone number.
 
Banquet Meal dijo:
i wont lie, i was tempted...but idk if *67 works on cell phones, and you know he would be a dickbag and post everyones phone numbers for all the world to see. would still be funny in the right context though
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It's a process but get a stupidly cheap phone, a cheap phone plan like Tello, register that number with Google Voice and you have two burner numbers.

It's at least a test to see whether that number is even his.
 
Banquet Meal dijo:
here you go. its a shame that it cuts out in the end thanks to andy being a faggot and not going peacefully, but whatever

enjoy :semperfidelis: :semperfidelis:
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Banquet Meal dijo:
someone said something interesting in the comments on my youtube channel ....they said that andy was hitting himself and then later claiming it was officer bentley to try and get him in trouble..which makes sense, because you cant really tell whats happening on andys video.
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