💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

30?! How in the name of Satan's engorged flaming crank do none of these agencies catch onto this?! I mean, even ONE should raise a red flag, right?!
You would really hope the dildo of consequence becomes unlubed just this one time for Andy. I don't think he has the exposure he needs for something to actually happen. Some of the agencies talk to eachother and are aware of his bullshittery but just as many agencies are unaware. And he isn't popular enough yet for the general public to have a fit over it

At the very least he should get a pp slap for his buse' of 911 operators and hundreds of false police calls

I think the indicator of whether or not a cow has hit full mainstream status is when people start taking photos of their slammed Nissan in front of their house. It happened to Chris, cobes, and Nova
 
30?! How in the name of Satan's engorged flaming crank do none of these agencies catch onto this?! I mean, even ONE should raise a red flag, right?!
It sorta has. his APS papers specfically note all his failed tests, and he's been offically determined, by adult protective services, as not having autism. They Diag'd him with Bipolar depressive disorder, and specifically mentioned his diaper fetish. they know he's fake.

However he also represents easy, billable government cash. They get to hire someone to watch his round ass waddle from couch to bed every day, taking his SS money and keeping a few caregivers employed.

the thing is: APS is getting fed up with him. His shit hole house is in the industrial district with only 1 neighbor, near a smelting plant and the railroad tracks. his caregivers know he's fake, the cops know he's fake, APS know's he's fake, all it will take is one big screw up and this fragile house of cards will come crumbling down.
 
Your behaviors explained, indeed.
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I think part of the problem is he's such a pain in the dick the ideal option probably looks like getting him on a bus to go somewhere else to suck up another county's resources.

Throw him in the county jail and his big baby routine doesn't stop. I think local cops hesitate to do that to their buddies at the jail.

Unfortunately, I think he will never run out of well meaning suckers to try and help him until he's put on some sort of list or given some significant time behind bars.

He'll wander from town to town searching for dat help, kinda like an autistic Fake Bruce Banner from the Incredible Hulk Bulk show.
 
I think part of the problem is he's such a pain in the dick the ideal option probably looks like getting him on a bus to go somewhere else to suck up another county's resources.

Throw him in the county jail and his big baby routine doesn't stop. I think local cops hesitate to do that to their buddies at the jail.

Even though he fakes the PD knows some ambulance chaser can use his past diagnosis and turn a beatdown into a huge speshul needs payday.

The real hope should be that he winds up with some crooked care agency of last resort. They send a nutcase careworker out that gives him the longest night of his life. He folds and decides to move onto more lucrative medicaid or insurance fraud of some sort.
 
30?! How in the name of Satan's engorged flaming crank do none of these agencies catch onto this?! I mean, even ONE should raise a red flag, right?!
Money thats why they ignore it either they believe him which inevitably they find out hes faking but than has to kick him from the programs with at least 1 person advocating for his lies so they struggle to get rid of him or they already know hes faking and choose to ignore it because governments funding pays surprisingly high sometimes.
 
However he also represents easy, billable government cash. They get to hire someone to watch his round ass waddle from couch to bed every day, taking his SS money and keeping a few caregivers employed.
He's easy money until he becomes a major liability. Him being a fecalphiliac sex pest opens the providers up to employee lawsuits governing sexual harassment and worse. They sure as shit don't want that. Their only real option once fully appraised of Amdy's fetishist porn fantasy's is to literally and figuratively wash their hands of the shit.
 
At the very least he should get a pp slap for his buse' of 911 operators and hundreds of false police calls

He's not careless enough to abooze 911, he knows there are real consequences for that, so he calls and hassles the poor operators of the police non-emergency line. (and demands police badge numbers from the non-police operator who answers and just takes phoned in reports and passes them to actual cops. *yawn* )
 
Someone brought up earlier how Andy thinking he has autism might actually be one of his schizo delusions, and now I'm stuck thinking about what other parts of his grift might also be a schizo delusion. Can someone believing they're incontinent and need to wear diapers be a delusion?
Andy's rationale is this.

He learned in the late 2010s that he enjoyed diapers, and shitting in diapers.

How could he justify forcing someone to participate in this most vile fetish?

He extensively researched a variety of things, and landed on autism, specifically because he learned that not every autistic person is the same.

This was the epiphany he needed to fulfill his fetish.

If you watch his history, you'll see that as he learns more about autism, he incorporates those behaviors into his larp.

He ultimately just wants to be treated like a baby, with post shit in diaper changes the most prominent of his desires.

His varied levels of autism = Incontinence and inability to grasp toilet paper .

If you question this, he'll threaten to waddle away and cross streets, and if he gets hit by a car (never actually happened) , it's your fault.

So, police/aps/crisis services/caregivers/Tom/Joe are to blame if he gets mad that no one will change his diaper and rub on his junk and brown eye (tornado), and hence, putting him in danger because his fetish isn't fulfilled.
 
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This was in one of Andy's rants yesterday.
I am excited to see his latest attempts to convince the police to 302 him.

And there it is, scheduled at least.

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Thanks Andy, I knew you were too predictable to leave us hanging for long.

You're the only person with "disabilities" I feel this way about.
 
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Good news. You don't have autism or any other of the fake ailments you claim to have.

Autism - at least 30 doctors said nope
Incontinence - medical recrds say no. Mom says no. Family says no. Doctors say no.
Faker- all doctors say yep.

Andy fakes autism and Incontinence.

He's a freak pervert.

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Andy , I'm going to make sure everyone who needs to know will know you are a fat fucking faking pervert.

Just so you know.
 
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This was in one of Andy's rants yesterday.
I am excited to see his latest attempts to convince the police to 302 him.

And there it is, scheduled at least.

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Thanks Andy, I knew you were too predictable to leave us hanging for long.

You're the only person with "disabilities" I feel this way about.
I start laughing like Jesse Ventura in his heel commentator days when andy pulls this shit.

Every time he pulls this shit it feels like he's trying to go: "No um... I did NOT in fact tard out. In fact it was the COPS who tarded out... They put ME in danger when I ran in the road!"

PoopinFresh the Tonawanda Sewerboy here could make an incident where a kitten looked at him funny sound like he was in the fight of his life.
 
I wonder if Joe or tawm has any videos of Andy in his younger years. Both of them have claimed that Andy never acted like this beferhand and his fauxtism is new

It sucks Joe doesn't really wanna play ball with the whole Andy shit. I'm sure he could light off about him for weeks straight
 
I wonder if Joe or tawm has any videos of Andy in his younger years. Both of them have claimed that Andy never acted like this beferhand and his fauxtism is new

It sucks Joe doesn't really wanna play ball with the whole Andy shit. I'm sure he could light off about him for weeks straight
Andy would make their life a living fucking hell if joe did that.
 
I wonder if Joe or tawm has any videos of Andy in his younger years. Both of them have claimed that Andy never acted like this beferhand and his fauxtism is new

It sucks Joe doesn't really wanna play ball with the whole Andy shit. I'm sure he could light off about him for weeks straight
Being the son of Tawm is a powerful curse all by itself.
 
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