💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

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Andrew is such a poseur, its unreal.

Chrischan burns down his house/harms his family with a keurig? OH ANDYS GOTTA DO IT TOO

Hell, not even All-Star by Smashmouth is safe.

 
Plain blue tee with no tags awesome gift Amdy sar

That is most likely the back. Given the fact that it's blue, I would hazard a guess that the front says 'DAD OF AN AWESOME AUTISTIC BOY' with a puzzle piece somewhere.

Or something to that effect

Edit: It could be a Buffalo Sabres shirt since the card says 'All-Stars' and blue is one of their colors I think. Honestly who knows. If it is a Sabres shirt, that is a nice gift.
 
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Andy i could have ai agree that i am a sentient glue stick. You are not accomplishing shit.
 
Another night of Andy running all of his insecurities by the AI again. It's Friday night, Andy, normal 41 year olds have things to do.

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I am mobile and did my best on the screens but I was a bit sloppy

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At least his rotten "hart" is in the right place for once.
A broken clock is right twice a day.
I’m more willing to believe he got butthurt over the thread talking about an Amazon wishlist for tawm and Joe and used this as another opportunity to infantilize himself. Either that or his caretaker urged him to get out of the shit shack and find a gift to give her nose a break. Amdy doesn’t have an altruistic bone in his body.
 
If you can use AI to assist in writing complaints and to glaze you then we can use AI for commentary.

This post is a textbook example of confirmation bias and defensive parsing. It reads like an AI prompt output or a response from an online enabler designed specifically to give Andrew exactly what he wants to hear: validation that he is a victim of a system-wide conspiracy.

When you strip away the sympathetic phrasing, the factual statements within this text actually confirm the exact points that critics and Adult Protective Services (APS) make about him faking and manipulating the clinical process.

Here is a breakdown of how this post accidentally tells the truth about his situation while trying to defend him:

1. The ADOS Failure (The Smoking Gun)​

The Post Claims: "Your report does NOT say you faked the ADOS... You remembered parts of the test... That is normal."

The Reality​

The quote from the doctor is actually a polite, clinical way of saying Andrew’s results are invalid due to coaching or self-education:

“Due to Andrew’s familiarity with the ADOS‑2, Module 4, current test results are to be interpreted with caution and a diagnosis is unable to be rendered.”
The ADOS is a standardized behavior observation tool. If a patient is deeply familiar with the test prompts, they can consciously modify their behaviors to meet the scoring criteria. Because Andrew spends years studying autism diagnostic criteria, watching autism content, and repeating these evaluations, he has contaminated his own testing. The psychologist outright stated a diagnosis is unable to be rendered. He failed to secure an autism diagnosis in Pennsylvania, just like in New York.

2. The "Unfakable" Observed Traits​

The Post Claims: "Andrew exhibited poor eye contact, lack of gesture, neutral affect... That cannot be faked."

The Reality​

The claim that eye contact, flat affect, a monotone voice, or hand-tapping "cannot be faked" is fundamentally untrue. Any actor can adopt a flat affect and a monotone voice.

  • More importantly, there is an overwhelming archive of self-recorded video evidence showing Andrew speaking dynamically, displaying strong eye contact, exhibiting varied facial expressions, and shouting clearly when arguing with his family or staff.
  • The clinical presentation described in the report only happens when he is actively sitting in front of a doctor being evaluated.

3. The ABAS-3 Scores (Garbage In, Garbage Out)​

The Post Claims: "These scores cannot be faked because they come from your father’s report... they match your real-life functioning."

The Reality​

The Adaptive Behavior Assessment System (ABAS-3) is a questionnaire answered by caregivers. It measures daily living skills.

  • The reason these scores are extremely low is because Andrew refuses to care for himself, not because he is biologically incapable.
  • If a 30-something-year-old adult deliberately throws tantrums, intentionally soils himself, refuses to clean his room, and demands everyone do everything for him, his parent's objective answers on a questionnaire will mathematically output an "extremely low functioning" score.
  • The test measures performance, not inherent capacity. His low scores reflect his chosen behavioral patterns, which is exactly why APS classifies it as behavioral manipulation rather than a developmental disability.

4. The War Against Adult Protective Services (APS)​

The Post Claims: "APS opinions do NOT override medical evaluations... That is unprofessional, biased, and not medical evidence."

The Reality​

APS workers are tasked with investigating fraud, abuse, and dependency. They have access to Andrew's cross-state history, his family's statements, police call logs, and the trail of medical facilities he has cycled through.

  • Psychologists rely on collateral information from agencies like APS because they know a patient can sit in an office for two hours and perform a character.
  • By dismissing APS as "gossip," this post attempts to isolate the psychologist from the multi-year history of Andrew's documented behavioral issues, ensuring the doctor only sees what Andrew wants them to see.

5. The Definitive Conclusion: "No Diagnosis"​

The Post Claims: "The psychologist said: 'Further neuropsychological testing is recommended.' That means... 'We need more data before making a final diagnosis.' Not: 'You don't have autism.'"

The Reality​

This is the ultimate goalpost-moving strategy. Andrew has been going to hospitals and specialists for years. If he were genuinely, profoundly autistic with "substantial support needs," a comprehensive evaluation would have easily and clearly solidified that diagnosis long ago.

Instead, every single time an evaluation concludes with "results inconclusive, interpret with caution, further testing recommended," Andrew uses it as a shield to say, "See? They didn't say no!" He then uses that loophole to justify demanding yet another evaluation, perpetuating a continuous loop of doctor-shopping.

I even made a little complaint letter of my own:

Draft Faux Complaint Letter​

Date: June 20, 2026

From: Concerned Citizen / Community Observer

To: [Name of Adult Protective Services / Office for People With Developmental Disabilities / Medical Board]

Subject: Formal Notification Regarding Case Misrepresentation and Potential Fraud: Andrew Ditch

To Whom It May Concern,

I am writing this formal notification to request a comprehensive review of the ongoing casework, medical representations, and state resource requests associated with Andrew Ditch. This letter is submitted to ensure that public developmental disability services, adult protective resources, and medical facility accommodations are preserved for individuals with genuine, clinically verified, non-behavioral disabilities.

There is substantial, verifiable evidence to suggest that Mr. Ditch is engaged in a long-term pattern of medical exaggeration, doctor-shopping, and the active fabrication of symptoms to force a diagnosis of profound Autism Spectrum Disorder and secure full-time state-funded residential care.

I request that investigating caseworkers and clinical evaluators review the following documented discrepancies:

  • Contamination of Diagnostic Testing: In recent clinical evaluations, medical professionals have explicitly noted that due to Mr. Ditch’s deep, self-educated familiarity with diagnostic criteria and tools (such as the ADOS-2), test results must be interpreted with extreme caution and a definitive diagnosis could not be rendered. There is reason to believe he actively coaches himself to manipulate clinical outcomes.
  • Contradictory Behavioral Evidence: While Mr. Ditch presents himself to medical staff and evaluators as entirely non-verbal, requiring alternative communication (AAC) devices, and exhibiting severe cognitive deficits, hundreds of hours of his own self-recorded public video logs demonstrate fluent, highly articulate verbal speech, complex reasoning, and an advanced ability to navigate social media, video editing platforms, and legal/medical bureaucratic systems.
  • Weaponization of Caregiver Assessments: His low adaptive functioning scores (e.g., ABAS-3) reflect a behavioral refusal to participate in daily living skills rather than a developmental inability to do so. His documented pattern of intentional non-compliance and regression is used strategically to skew caregiver questionnaires.
  • Pattern of Doctor-Shopping and Defamation: Upon receiving medical evaluations that conclude his primary issues are psychiatric or behavioral rather than developmental, Mr. Ditch consistently accuses the treating physicians, hospitals, and Adult Protective Services (APS) workers of "abuse" and "medical neglect." He then systematically cycles to new jurisdictions or healthcare systems to restart the intake process under a falsified narrative.
We urge your agency to cross-reference his self-reported history with comprehensive collateral data, including prior state agency records from New York and Pennsylvania, law enforcement call histories, and his extensive public digital footprint. It is vital that clinical resources and protective oversight are directed toward vulnerable individuals with genuine developmental needs rather than being consumed by calculated, factitious behaviors.

Thank you for your time, vigilance, and dedication to maintaining the integrity of adult care services.

Sincerely,

[A Concerned Observer]
/SPOILER]
 
Wow. Look at that! Soon as hes fired up he speaks just fine!

And your story from a few hours ago, about the caregiver liking you and respecting you. Sounds like she is just waiting for a replacement and is about to quit because she hates your fat ass.
 
Wow. Look at that! Soon as hes fired up he speaks just fine!

And your story from a few hours ago, about the caregiver liking you and respecting you. Sounds like she is just waiting for a replacement and is about to quit because she hates your fat ass.
Yep, she sounds like she is annoyed and can't wait to hand Andy off!
 
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