💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Hmm, from Monday- the Sabres lost to the Canadiens.

That's the only time a dumpster dived TV was dragged somewhere that smelled worse.

Why does his camera need a zoom when his eyes zoom 20x anyway?

also, if he's time blind, how can he follow any sports game as he can't tell when the game started or is going to end?

 

[Spawn of Dangerhair]

also, if he's time blind, how can he follow any sports game as he can't tell when the game started or is going to end?

If he's time blind, he wouldn't even know that the game is on.

Could he set an alarm? No, he can't respond to alarms due to his Sensory Processing Disorder.

What about his wrangler reminding him? That wouldn't work either, he'd have a meltdown because it disrupted his routine- for which, ironically, he should have a foam "hockey helmet" as an autism prop!

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

If he's time blind, he wouldn't even know that the game is on.

Could he set an alarm? No, he can't respond to alarms due to his Sensory Processing Disorder.

What about his wrangler reminding him? That wouldn't work either, he'd have a meltdown because it disrupted his routine- for which, ironically, he should have a foam "hockey helmet" as an autism prop!

Those are for people with soft spots in their skull.

As we've seen, andy is one giant soft spot. He stubs his toe and he magically gains a new medical disorder.

Besides if he did have a helmet he'd likely just smash holes in the wall more often when he fakes his head banging.

 

[cmpyt]

Why does his camera need a zoom when his eyes zoom 20x anyway?

To one up everyone. It's likely one of the Galaxy phones with super 16k 1,000,000,000,000x zoom.

 

[A-Stump]

Could he set an alarm? No, he can't respond to alarms due to his Sensory Processing Disorder.

According to him he's so sensitive to fire alarms that he freaks out and bangs his head on every surface in the house but not perceptible enough to an alarm clock blaring in his ear to wake up

He's a curious fella

 

[Spawn of Dangerhair]

Those are for people with soft spots in their skull.

As we've seen, andy is one giant soft spot. He stubs his toe and he magically gains a new medical disorder.

Besides if he did have a helmet he'd likely just smash holes in the wall more often when he fakes his head banging.

I'm surprised he hasn't claimed that.

His head is really weirdly shaped, as was evident by his Mr. Potato Head haircut for Jan's funeral.


How is he trapezoidal in profile?

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I'm surprised he hasn't claimed that.

His head is really weirdly shaped, as was evident by his Mr. Potato Head haircut for Jan's funeral.
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Flat head, sloping forehead, no neck, cheeks wider than his neck, ears weirdly in the center of his head, vacant soulless eyes...

fucking mutant.

EDIT:
actually, I would pay money to know what a phrenologist would make of this weird ass head.

 

[DaLieDetector]

Oh man you can see where the frontal lobe should be in that picture. That explains a lot, lol. He also looks like an ashen Harambe right there too with the big ole gorilla skull.

 

[D_Tractor]

I'm surprised he hasn't claimed that.

His head is really weirdly shaped, as was evident by his Mr. Potato Head haircut for Jan's funeral.
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How is he trapezoidal in profile?

People can get flat spots in their skull from being glected as a baby and laying in the same position for too long.

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/10691-plagiocephaly-flat-head-syndrome

 

[Spawn of Dangerhair]

Anyone else notice that he stopped claiming he had ADHD when he realized that one of the symptoms of stimulants used to treat it is constipation?

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

If he's time blind, he wouldn't even know that the game is on.

Could he set an alarm? No, he can't respond to alarms due to his Sensory Processing Disorder.

What about his wrangler reminding him? That wouldn't work either, he'd have a meltdown because it disrupted his routine- for which, ironically, he should have a foam "hockey helmet" as an autism prop!

Don't give him ideas. He will go to the nearest sporting goods store, grab the cheapest cycling helmet and start wearing it everywhere, saying his caregivers strapped it on him and he had no say in the matter.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Don't give him ideas. He will go to the nearest sporting goods store, grab the cheapest cycling helmet and start wearing it everywhere, saying his caregivers strapped it on him and he had no say in the matter.

If he does that then he can't wear his ear muffs, so he can't pretend to have audio processing problems. that, or he'll use it as an excuse to tard out on anyone he doesn't like.

 

[Spawn of Dangerhair]

If he does that then he can't wear his ear muffs, so he can't pretend to have audio processing problems. that, or he'll use it as an excuse to tard out on anyone he doesn't like.

He could get a baseball batter's helmet, and wear the earmuffs over one ear, and the ear hole on the other side of the helmet, since his disability is all the disabilities.

Level 4 Autism, aka Ditch's Syndrome, also has transitory symptoms that vary in severity, or even presence. Cf. Sneedfully and Peacefully's rolling storm analogy.

Sometimes, he can't shower at all.
Sometimes he can, if he has help washing his feet, dick, uniball, and asshole.
Sometimes he can, if he has help with "thoroughness"
Sometimes he can, if he has picture steps to remind him what to do.
Sometimes he can't, because he doesn't like getting wet.
Sometimes he can shower completely independently after soiling his diaper.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

He could get a baseball batter's helmet, and wear the earmuffs over one ear, and the ear hole on the other side of the helmet, since his disability is all the disabilities.

Level 4 Autism, aka Ditch's Syndrome, also has transitory symptoms that vary in severity, or even presence. Cf. Sneedfully and Peacefully's rolling storm analogy.

Sometimes, he can't shower at all.
Sometimes he can, if he has help washing his feet, dick, uniball, and asshole.
Sometimes he can, if he has help with "thoroughness"
Sometimes he can, if he has picture steps to remind him what to do.
Sometimes he can't, because he doesn't like getting wet.
Sometimes he can shower completely independently after soiling his diaper.

And indeed that analogy of chronic selective brain function would be a horrifying way to live. Good thing for Andy it's all fake and it's whatever he wants to express to try and get people to help him. Some days it's an inability to tell time, others it's elvis lip. The snapping and flapping has an odd proximity of occurrence when he's near a paternal family member and otherwise does not appear anywhere. Strange, isn't it?

 

[Spawn of Dangerhair]

And indeed that analogy of chronic selective brain function would be a horrifying way to live. Good thing for Andy it's all fake and it's whatever he wants to express to try and get people to help him. Some days it's an inability to tell time, others it's elvis lip. The snapping and flapping has an odd proximity of occurrence when he's near a paternal family member and otherwise does not appear anywhere. Strange, isn't it?

He was furious when he found out that Newfane monitored his room, but wouldn't let him have his phone, backup phone, and Teddycam.

He only "stims" for an audience.

 

[A-Stump]

He was furious when he found out that Newfane monitored his room, but wouldn't let him have his phone, backup phone, and Teddycam.

He only "stims" for an audience.

My favorite part of the Newfane stuff was when he was digging through the mini trashcan and held up one of those bleach wipes and said 'Look what they did! You can't leave this around autistics!' or something to that effect

Like...what? Do autistics dig through trashcans and eat used bleach wipes or something?

 

[Spawn of Dangerhair]

My favorite part of the Newfane stuff was when he was digging through the mini trashcan and held up one of those bleach wipes and said 'Look what they did! You can't leave this around autistics!' or something to that effect

Like...what? Do autistics dig through trashcans and eat used bleach wipes or something?

Claiming to have pica or Prader-Willi in 3...2...

 

[cmpyt]

People can get flat spots in their skull from being glected as a baby and laying in the same position for too long.

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/10691-plagiocephaly-flat-head-syndrome

I always thought it was all the headbanger tantrums he threw ever since he was a kid.

If you look at his head in this video you can see the angle of the line at the back of his head I drew in big red Sharpie.

When he bangs his head the angle straightens, like a faggot after he realizes that weird shit ain't for him. This could possibly be because of his fucked up posture, he slouches literally doing anything.

In his most infamous headbanging video, you can actually see him deliberately choose an object which will provide the least damage to him. It's either hollow or particle board and you know it because when he strikes it, it gives off a louder thud than solid wood would. He literally has to bend down in a peculiar position to accomplish this.

I'd like to rebute with the fact that he has banged his head on a tree, asphalt, and linoleum tile floor. Though this is usually only when cops are around, presumably to get held on a 941/302.

I'd also like to reiterate that he has a fucked up posture, so that's possibly why he had to do the bending.

 

[A-Stump]

I'd like to rebute

I'll offer my own rebuttal and say with all the head smacking he's done, and the bicycle 'accident' he's head, he's never had a concussion. I still think he chooses the softest places to smack his head when avaliable and when not pulls his slamming. The worst he's done to himself is VERY minor bruising and scrapes. Fun fact about diabetes, it makes you bruise far easier and he can barely bring a bloom to his noggin when he does it.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I always thought it was all the headbanger tantrums he threw ever since he was a kid.
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If you look at his head in this video you can see the angle of the line at the back of his head I drew in big red Sharpie.
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When he bangs his head the angle straightens, like a faggot after he realizes that weird shit ain't for him. This could possibly be because of his fucked up posture, he slouches literally doing anything.

I'd like to rebute with the fact that he has banged his head on a tree, asphalt, and linoleum tile floor. Though this is usually only when cops are around, presumably to get held on a 941/302.
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I'd also like to reiterate that he has a fucked up posture, so that's possibly why he had to do the bending.

This reminds me what I said a while back.

Andy knows wrestling, he knows that if he nicks a blood vessel in his forehead it'll bleed like hell and in a day it'll close up and be perfectly fine. But it will look like he's seriously hurt. that's why in the ditch house era he would lightly tap his head on asphalt, concrete, trees, anything to blade like his name was Rick Flair.

I'll offer my own rebuttal and say with all the head smacking he's done, and the bicycle 'accident' he's head, he's never had a concussion. I still think he chooses the softest places to smack his head when avaliable and when not pulls his slamming. The worst he's done to himself is VERY minor bruising and scrapes. Fun fact about diabetes, it makes you bruise far easier and he can barely bring a bloom to his noggin when he does it.

Same. At most he just fell off his bike and touched the asphalt. You can just fall down in the road and lose a lot of skin.