💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

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Hulku dijo:
Literally the only reason hes so quick to throw his pills out. He dont need em.
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He doesn't throw away the pills he supposedly needs to prolong his life. Just Tylenol and allergy medication. Someone (I think his dad?) has called him out on this before
 
Banquet Meal dijo:
it is, and i doubt he gets that either. morphine isnt really prescribed that often anymore, as its an older drug, and he would have to go through a pain management doctor to get anything like this anyway. he may have gotten a few for dental work or something in the past, but there is no way this man has a recurring prescription for heavy narcotic pain medications.
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Yeah, I've been prescribed a lot of pain meds, and I've never had morphine. As for Andy, I believe he had it at one point, and still probably seeks it to this day. Apparently he had some sort of back surgery.. yet he acts like it didn't help, and he's always in pain. I wouldn't be surprised if part of the reason he goes from hospital to hospital is to try to get pain meds.

Judy's Baked Apple Pies dijo:
If this asshole is threatening to cut his dick off can he sew his asshole shut too? Maybe if he can't shit or piss we won't have to hear about INCAHTINANCE and DOIPURHS anymore
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At this point he should just get everything amputated. If he's just a torso with a head he won't be able to cause as much trouble.
 
Bob's Vagene dijo:
Yeah, I've been prescribed a lot of pain meds, and I've never had morphine. As for Andy, I believe he had it at one point, and still probably seeks it to this day. Apparently he had some sort of back surgery.. yet he acts like it didn't help, and he's always in pain. I wouldn't be surprised if part of the reason he goes from hospital to hospital is to try to get pain meds.


At this point he should just get everything amputated. If he's just a torso with a head he won't be able to cause as much trouble.
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The thing with morphine is that's it's almost completely useless in pill form. Like 5% bioaviailability. 95% is immediately nuked by the liver in first pass. Therefore it's almost always IV administered for severe pain where it's the default pain med, as it's the original opiate extracted from the opium poppy.

Codeine however, the other main opiate from poppies is highly bioavailable and first pass through the liver is converted mostly into morphine thus codeine is almost always given as pills. Oh and yes both of them severely reduce gastro-intestinal motility, resulting in constipation after a fairly short term of use.

Uncle Un-Clit can answer all your opiate and opioid questions. As for if Amdy uses opiates.....ANDY FAKE!
 
The Un-Clit dijo:
The thing with morphine is that's it's almost completely useless in pill form. Like 5% bioaviailability. 95% is immediately nuked by the liver in first pass. Therefore it's almost always IV administered for severe pain where it's the default pain med, as it's the original opiate extracted from the opium poppy.

Codeine however, the other main opiate from poppies is highly bioavailable and first pass through the liver is converted mostly into morphine thus codeine is almost always given as pills. Oh and yes both of them severely reduce gastro-intestinal motility, resulting in constipation after a fairly short term of use.

Uncle Un-Clit can answer all your opiate and opioid questions. As for if Amdy uses opiates.....ANDY FAKE!
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I remember it was a low dose, and it was mostly for andy's back, when he was still living with tom. Remember how tom had a bad back, so andy would scream and cry about how bad his back was too? Then he got an offer to give him free back surgery and andy turned it down.

Then he had no back problems for about a whole year, and because we mentioned it he's said he has 3 different back problems that he's never brought up before.

Here's my current collection of meds andy's claimed to have taken, forgive any repeats in the list:
Namenda
Tylenol extra strength 1000mg 4/day
Benadryl
Melatonin
Nsaids
Klonopin (anxiety)
insulin
Benadryl
memantine (Generic of Namenda)
morphine (low dose)
Marijuana
Botox (for surgeries)
Abilify (aripiprazole; antipsychotic) [but got off because GI bleed and A1C]
hydroxyzine
clarithromycin (topical cream for his diaper rash)
benefiber
Guanfacine (a non-stimulant ADHD medication)
guaifenesin (generic Mucinex)
Fiber gummies
albuterol (asthma inhaler)
dymista (nasal spray)
sumatriptan (Another nose spray for migraines)
Probiotics
protonix (anti stomach acid) 40mg/day
Vitamin D3
Colace (stool softener)
Metformin (Blood sugar stuff)
Epipen
Seroquel (schitzo drug)
Thorazine (anti psychotic)
Topamax (seizure meds)
respirol (anti mucus shit)
Bronchodilator (ProAir)
albuterol (primary ingredient in ProAir/respirol)
tramadol (pain meds)
dabnose (a nasal steroid, or topical cream for bed sores, andy isn't clear. he claims it was prescribed for shitting the bed)
clindamycin (topical antibiotic)
Desitin (brand name; topical zinc rash cream)
iron 325mg (aka ferrous sulfate; 324mg would be ferrous gluconate)
Zofran 4mg TID PRN (brand name for ondansetron; nausea)
levothyroxine 112mcg
sumatriptan 50mg PRN migraine; may repeat x1 (migraine abortive, oral) (nasal is on the list already)
lyrica,
gabapentin,
straterra
hydrocodone (lortabs)
klonopin,
morphine ,
tramadol,
lyrica
 
Yeah I've seen that list and it never ceases to boggle my mind. Along with the many overlaps of the same drugs, the same drugs with different brand/generic names and overlapping effects, I'll bet there's half a dozen contra-indications among those drugs too, aka drugs that should NOT be taken together, but it's Friday night and no way am I going to inflict that kind of painful research on behalf of showing Amdy to be a revolting lying fake when we know that already.
 
no way would he get both hydroxyzine and klonopin..most likely hes definitely getting the hydroxizine because klonopin is highly addictive and can cause seizures if you end up going through withdrawals. you can really tell the biggest fakers by their laundry list of medications anyway...they will remember anything and everything they have ever taken and list it as what they are taking now.
i know if i were to list everything ive ever taken, it would rival his list too, but i would almost bet that he did short trials of these various medications and is no longer taking the majority
 
The Un-Clit dijo:
Yeah I've seen that list and it never ceases to boggle my mind. Along with the many overlaps of the same drugs, the same drugs with different brand/generic names and overlapping effects, I'll bet there's half a dozen contra-indications among those drugs too, aka drugs that should NOT be taken together, but it's Friday night and no way am I going to inflict that kind of painful research on behalf of showing Amdy to be a revolting lying fake when we know that already.
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Its grown a bit since you last saw it. Andy keeps adding new medications and illnesses every week.
 
Banquet Meal dijo:
no way would he get both hydroxyzine and klonopin..most likely hes definitely getting the hydroxizine because klonopin is highly addictive and can cause seizures if you end up going through withdrawals. you can really tell the biggest fakers by their laundry list of medications anyway...they will remember anything and everything they have ever taken and list it as what they are taking now.
i know if i were to list everything ive ever taken, it would rival his list too, but i would almost bet that he did short trials of these various medications and is no longer taking the majority
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I'm sure he's lying. I assume everything he says is a lie.. but at least around here, doctors are really bad at removing old medications from your prescription list online. I can find drugs listed that were prescribed to me once years ago and never again that still come up. I'm sure he's just copying that shit from his mychart (or whatever equivalent they might have) in Pennsylvania / New York.
 
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The Un-Clit dijo:
Uncle Un-Clit can answer all your opiate and opioid questions. As for if Amdy uses opiates.....ANDY FAKE!
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I figured they gave him morphine just to appease him given how weak it is. They probably avoid giving him anything that actually works like vicodin. He also treats diphenhydramine as some sort of drug. Dumbass claimed he was overdosing on two Benadryl once.
 
Yamcha's Only Fan dijo:
dabnose (a nasal steroid, or topical cream for bed sores, andy isn't clear. he claims it was prescribed for shitting the bed)
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We figured this one out earlier; it's DDAVP nasal spray, transcribed from mushmouth-to-text by AI.
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It's a synthetic antidiuretic hormone, for diabetes insipidus (not related to DM) or for bedwetters to take at night so they have nothing to wet.
 
Banquet Meal dijo:
no way would he get both hydroxyzine and klonopin..most likely hes definitely getting the hydroxizine because klonopin is highly addictive and can cause seizures if you end up going through withdrawals. you can really tell the biggest fakers by their laundry list of medications anyway...they will remember anything and everything they have ever taken and list it as what they are taking now.
i know if i were to list everything ive ever taken, it would rival his list too, but i would almost bet that he did short trials of these various medications and is no longer taking the majority
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Why not? Hydroxyzine is basically just Benadryl. Klonopin is a benzo. They're prescribed together all the time. Its a very common combo for people withdrawaling from alcohol and other things.
 
Coily the Spring Sprite dijo:
I figured they gave him morphine just to appease him given how weak it is. They probably avoid giving him anything that actually works like vicodin. He also treats diphenhydramine as some sort of drug. Dumbass claimed he was overdosing on two Benadryl once.
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That's entirely possible, morphine is so well known as an opiate painkiller that an oral version will have a much stronger placebo effect then it's actual effect will be, perfect for fulfilling the 'needs' of someone like Amdy who is opiate tolerant enough that he likely wouldn't feel oral morphine on it's own otherwise.

As for diphenhydramine, it is a 'real drug' but it takes a crazy large amount of it to OD on to any significant damage which is why it can be sold over the counter. 2 25mg or even 50mg pills will make you a bit drowsy and clumsy but that's it.
In my psychonaut days I've regularly taken 600mg or 2 dozen 25mg tablets to get a decent psychoactive effect with audio hallucinations (voices) and still enjoyable mental and physical distortion, followed by hours of 'nodding' in and out of sleep but never in danger Also so completely incapable of driving that you'd never even try, unlike alcohol which fucks judgement badly. Largest amount i've personally done is 1g or about 40 tabs. It wasn't pleasant at that point and pretty much ruined me for the night as I was either sleeping or incoherent but at no point was I in real danger. Can you see Amdy doing 50 pills of anything? No chance, and it would take at least double that to put him at serious risk.
Only if he mixed a HUGE amount with alcohol would he be in danger of heart or breathing slowdown or stoppage and he would likely puke the majority of it up long before he hit that point, assuming he was trying to hurt or kill himself for real. And we know that's never going to happen because ANDY FAKE.
 
GibMoneyPls dijo:
Why not? Hydroxyzine is basically just Benadryl. Klonopin is a benzo. They're prescribed together all the time. Its a very common combo for people withdrawaling from alcohol and other things.
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no one will get both for anxiety at the same time, because it would be pointless really. they will use hydroxyzine over klonopin any day because like you said, its a benzo, and the withdrawals from benzos can be dangerous. andy is a complete dumbass who is clearly not suffering from severe anxiety anyway. i guarantee that hes just using the standard medical list of everything he has ever taken. which i dont know why he thinks anyone cares that much in the 1st place. he would probably keel over and die if he didnt have reddit fags giving him attention 24/7
 
Hulku dijo:
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The rest of his latest posts are ai bullshits.

Nobody will wipe your ass andy.
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This has gotta be a total lie on andy's part.

The power company's the one who'd have to handle the downed line, so them denying him an ambulance ride or whatever he wanted is totally reasonable. And the idea of an attorney siding with andy on this matter would require that attorney to be from Upstairs Totally Real Lawtology University.

Also that line about "I was totally eloquent" Runs totally counter to his parrot routine. RAWK ANDY JUST REPEATS WHAT HE HEARS RAWK.

Fuck it. lets break it down like a cardboard box.
- Andy says that OCR/HHS and "Attorney General of my rights" have a duty to protect him when he puts himself in danger.
"Crisis services is passed" I have no idea what this means. it might mean that andy no longer wants help from CS since they said no to him for once, but that's a guess.
- Andy says that an EPD detective took his complaint about no one doing anything about the downed power line. the cops then denied him crisis services because "he was eloquent" and
- Somehow this caused an investigation into his pcp, insurance "and everyone."
- andy claims that he is not trying to be malicious (the biggest lie so far.)
- "Mistakes can happen." Funny how he never says this about anything else.
- Andy contradicts his early claim of it being a mistake by saying its retaliatory by the cops.
- "I am person with disability. I am not want my way." legit, he wrote that after claiming to be eloquent and was writing perfectly well.
- "I do not want blame others." Its literally every day with you, Andrew.
- "This is abuse and exploitation, they are trying everything to get out of responsibilities." How would a retard with the mental state of a 2 year old know that? You can't be a drooling retard one minute and Dr. Ditch PHD the next. Oh right. you "just repeat things." So we can disregard what you say when you try to be smart.
- Finally looping back around to report, andy says he called the cops on himself when he ran away (sat on his outdoor couch) on march 11 and the 12th. Meaning andy ran away and came back to his house just fine both days.
- Andy admits to wanting to be 302'd.
- Andy made complaints to HHS AG and 'others.' Claims APS did too.
- He made another complaint on march 17 with a crisis services supervisor. Andy claims this supervisor got mad for andy getting him in trouble for not doing anything. (next andy would claim that he sailed off to diaper land where APS polished his asshole clean with angel wipes)
- CS supervisor told Andy he was an adult. (IE andy was told no by CS and andy tard raged at him)
- Andy then claims the supervisor told law enforcement that andy's a helpless baby bird who can't take care of himself.
- Andy then threatens to run in traffic
- Andy claims he had a caregiver that night and andy says she heard the conversation and denied it, and he got it on tape.
- Andy claims he didn't have a caregiver on the 11h and 12th and he was told the cops had to 302 him and the cops have to obey the doctors. What doctor? Dr. Hoover. IE he wants them to do what he says because of the words of his psychiatrist from 20 years ago.
- Andy claims his caregiver reported it. (totally not him who did this. it was all her guys.)
- Now andy says his support coordinator and others told the cops his legal standards. As if andy has an army of angelic doctors and butt wipers who protect him.
- "Legally they are right, I am an adult I made decisions." You will say this, then turn around and say 'but I'm so retarded I need constant care and I don't know what I'm saying." You want it both ways, fatty. Anyone with a +90 IQ can see that.
- Andy then claims that CS said he can run away and law enforcement sent his caregiver home. More of andy rewriting history or pretending to not understand what was said.
- Andy claims Dr. Hoover is still helping him, and working to get him an 'updated capacity report' to get a new guardian because he wants 24h care.
- Andy wants a guardian to protect him from crisis services.
- "I am looking for help, safety, behaviors, and basic needs." if he stopped tantruming and throwing fits at the crack shack he'd have all that.
- Claims in NY everyone turned against him because he has a disability (its because he has a warrant and if he pulls this sort of shit there he'd be arrested and have a criminal record)
- Andy claims that because has a caregiver who tells him when to go to bed, his ankle pain is better. Also claims he gives his tablet to his caregiver.
 
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