💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

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Here is Andy's stats, if anyone wanted to use him as an NPC in their next TTRPG session.
 
Andy, I assure you the good folk on KF are not making money laughing at your difficulties, that is it's own reward.
 
He says the headbanging is real and an indication of a meltdown being real.

No. I looked at the timeline project in Genesis, with all the receipts and analyses from doctors. Andy was doing the same shit even as a child with headbanging and using vulgar language in order to get his way. You could call it a meltdown but it's not an autistic one, it's a tantrum to try to get people to do what he wants.

Whether he did or didn't get violated by his half brother, it's the cause of at least some of his behavior in regards to scat/perceived incontinence/etc because it matches up to a T with other similar cases and the doctors even said as much. The threats and abuse (not buze, that's fake) he does on his family and others is a separate issue entirely and I can't say if it's because of his trauma or if he's just a bad egg.
 
Here's hoping his incessant requests for a tornado comes to pass, just not the kind he likes.

#wetwipeswirly
imagine going outside and seeing andy swirling around in the air like the cow from Twister and all you hear through the whooshing sound is OWWW MY EAAARSSS as he's whisked off into the great beyond.
 
I don't know how sturdy they are or if they also make them "adult sized" but he's liable to crater it by cannonballing into it, either to "pretend play" in some fucked up way with his unfortunate caretaker, or in a fake autistic fit.
The usual term for those is "enclosure bed." The adult versions count as a restraint, because--like the inpatient kid versions--the person inside the bed isn't able to get out without being released. The adult enclosure beds are designed more for "Grandma is anticoagulated, impulsive and can't remember she's an amputee" than they are for PCP Pete--they're strong, but there's a limit. And there's the expectation of staff rounding to make sure nothing's breaking.
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If Andy is just going to let himself in and out, he could spend less than a hundred dollars on one of those adult-sized bed tents, designed for day sleepers or people in uncomfortable dorm situations.
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The usual term for those is "enclosure bed." The adult versions count as a restraint, because--like the inpatient kid versions--the person inside the bed isn't able to get out without being released. The adult enclosure beds are designed more for "Grandma is anticoagulated, impulsive and can't remember she's an amputee" than they are for PCP Pete--they're strong, but there's a limit. And there's the expectation of staff rounding to make sure nothing's breaking.
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If Andy is just going to let himself in and out, he could spend less than a hundred dollars on one of those adult-sized bed tents, designed for day sleepers or people in uncomfortable dorm situations.
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Baby Amdy cannot do with a bed unless it's Autism Certified!

Just forget about the fact that he slept for years in an armchair.
 
IBS, Narrowing spinal lumbar stenosis, GERD, Pituitary hormone issue, HTN
Also claims to have had shoulder surgery.
ALLERGIES
Albuterol
ASA
NSAIDS
Shellfish
Depakote
Strattera
bee stings
Brompheniramine
Brompheniramine-pseudoephedrine
Thorazine
Fentanyl
Metoclopramide
Invega
Fexofenadine
Seroquel
Mellaril
Prochlorperazine
Fish containing products
Risperdal
Tramadol
Abilify
Thorazine
Topamax
MEDS
Albuterl[sic]
Dymista
Cetirizine
Clonidine (kapvay) .05mg PO BID
Benadryl 50mg q8h(anxiety and restlessness)
Colace 100mg daily
Enalapril 10 mg qam
Probiotic
Synthroid 125 mg po daily
melatonin 10mg bedtime
Metaxalone 800mg
Pantroprazole 40mg po daily
Lyrica 50mg PO BID
Nameda 10mg BID

REPORTS
Needs new classes: Vision blurry
Has tinnitus when standing up
Diaper rash
Dizziness when standing
Has Asthma
Has GERD
Has a migraine
Has history of head injuries
Has Underactive thyroid (but he claimed to have Hyperthyroid a year ago)
Has Hashimoto's
Reports spondyloarthropathy
nigga this is the worst case of Munchausen's i've ever fucking seen. holy God.
This applies to pretty much every kid. These autism grifters are pathetic.
the entire autism/adhd/arfid grift is nothing more than the you-know-who trying to pathologize and "cure" normal human behavior in children, particularly the more boisterous, alert, and to be blunt, happy children. but y'all probably aren't quite ready for that discussion
 
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