💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

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JacksSenseOfDread dijo:
I've been reading the comments on kiwi tapes' recent Andrew Ditch update video, and you are definitely not alone in that sentiment, although some of the commenters are much more...vivid...than you are when describing the way they want it to happen.
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I don't blame them.
When andy does die Joe and Tom should get a few 'Congrats on beating cancer' cards in the mail.
 
Looks like today's story is it's not so much Andy WANTS that help, the man just won't let him be independent.

The man is always keeping Andy down.

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Danger dijo:
Looks like today's story is it's not so much Andy WANTS that help, the man just won't let him be independent.

The man is always keeping Andy down.

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When you're a 40 year old man that's not under a physical guardianship or not a ward of the state, it's not called "running away," it's called "taking a walk."
 
JacksSenseOfDread dijo:
When you're a 40 year old man that's not under a physical guardianship or not a ward of the state, it's not called "running away," it's called "taking a walk."
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You'd think more people would hit him with that line.

Editing to not double post.

Yet again, Andy throws some rock solid proof at us Screenshot_20251210-182556.png

Looks like he didn't care about Tobi (whatever that says) Dynavox's info being public but he didn't want us to know what office told him he has autism.

Wonder why that is?
 
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I like how he censors out the tracking number but still doxxes his dad. Fuckin prick. Also he just wrote down his dad's phone number on his address info. The fuck's that got to do with muh payee? Andy's dad doesnt give the remotest of fucks about him.
 
I hate his baby voice and the way he talks like his mouth is always full of food. All I want for Christmas is Andy suffering a massive stroke and losing the ability of speech for the rest of his life. Sure he'd use that stupid little device to talk but at least that fat fuck goo goo voice would be silenced forever. Anyway Merry Christmas everyone and fuck you Andy I hope you die.
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JumpingJackFash dijo:
I hate his baby voice and the way he talks like his mouth is always full of food. All I want for Christmas is Andy suffering a massive stroke and losing the ability of speech for the rest of his life. Sure he'd use that stupid little device to talk but at least that fat fuck goo goo voice would be silenced forever. Anyway Merry Christmas and Fuck you Andy I hope you die.
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You fool, a stroke risks making him an actual invalid and requiring the care he's been demanding for years.
 
Taser Confetti dijo:
You fool, a stroke risks making him an actual invalid and requiring the care he's been demanding for years.
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Sure but let him have that stroke and get changed in-bed 3x a day every day by CNAs in a nursing home.

I assure all of you that the mostly-18-to-45-year old women (mostly black, some hispanic, and a number of immigrant women) that work in nursing homes on the East Coast will not put up with fuck all from him and will grudgingly change him once per shift with rough washcloths and cold water. Yes, even the tiny 130lb 18 year old young black woman will clean him up (while tossing his 300lb frame left and right in the narrow bed) but I guarantee you she will do it fast and borderline violently (not even because of Andy, that's just how fast you basically have to work with 15 residents that only YOU have to care for in 8 hours). I might have mentioned it before but I've seen near-mentally-retarded stroke patients who can't walk... begin to jerk their cocks to hardness every time they're changed; these ladies just gently slap their cocks out of their hands and keep it moving. They're professionals at pee and poop because they do it all day, every day.

I kinda want to see Baby Amdy in a care home because he'll probably break out and run into traffic after a week. Those women do not play. I remember being trained by such types and being like "ok they're gonna show me how to clean up a woman in a diaper smeared in shit because I don't have those parts and don't want to be rough." The CNAs are ROUGH. I remember thinking "oh, wow, okay it seems like both men and women get cleaned up pretty thoroughly and without remorse," I genuinely thought going as hard as they did would hurt people. But goddamn if they didn't keep UTIs away with their tough scrubbing.
 
pooterino dijo:
Sure but let him have that stroke and get changed in-bed 3x a day every day by CNAs in a nursing home.

I assure all of you that the mostly-18-to-45-year old women (mostly black, some hispanic, and a number of immigrant women) that work in nursing homes on the East Coast will not put up with fuck all from him and will grudgingly change him once per shift with rough washcloths and cold water. Yes, even the tiny 130lb 18 year old young black woman will clean him up (while tossing his 300lb frame left and right in the narrow bed) but I guarantee you she will do it fast and borderline violently (not even because of Andy, that's just how fast you basically have to work with 15 residents that only YOU have to care for in 8 hours). I might have mentioned it before but I've seen near-mentally-retarded stroke patients who can't walk... begin to jerk their cocks to hardness every time they're changed; these ladies just gently slap their cocks out of their hands and keep it moving. They're professionals at pee and poop because they do it all day, every day.

I kinda want to see Baby Amdy in a care home because he'll probably break out and run into traffic after a week. Those women do not play. I remember being trained by such types and being like "ok they're gonna show me how to clean up a woman in a diaper smeared in shit because I don't have those parts and don't want to be rough." The CNAs are ROUGH. I remember thinking "oh, wow, okay it seems like both men and women get cleaned up pretty thoroughly and without remorse," I genuinely thought going as hard as they did would hurt people. But goddamn if they didn't keep UTIs away with their tough scrubbing.
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"Owwww you're hurting me!"
"Come on chile I gotta get you cleaned up don't you wanna be clean?"
"Nohohoooo you're supposed to HELP ME!"
"I am I'm helping change you cuz you messed yourself."
"STOP STOP THIS ISN'T WHAT AMDY WANTS YOU GOTTA GO NICE AND SLOW."

I can only imagine. He thinks it's gonna be a slow 5 minute deal where they wipe his ass when it's the equivalent of being treated like a dirty lasagna tray by the cook at a restaurant.
 
pooterino dijo:
Sure but let him have that stroke and get changed in-bed 3x a day every day by CNAs in a nursing home.

I assure all of you that the mostly-18-to-45-year old women (mostly black, some hispanic, and a number of immigrant women) that work in nursing homes on the East Coast will not put up with fuck all from him and will grudgingly change him once per shift with rough washcloths and cold water. Yes, even the tiny 130lb 18 year old young black woman will clean him up (while tossing his 300lb frame left and right in the narrow bed) but I guarantee you she will do it fast and borderline violently (not even because of Andy, that's just how fast you basically have to work with 15 residents that only YOU have to care for in 8 hours). I might have mentioned it before but I've seen near-mentally-retarded stroke patients who can't walk... begin to jerk their cocks to hardness every time they're changed; these ladies just gently slap their cocks out of their hands and keep it moving. They're professionals at pee and poop because they do it all day, every day.

I kinda want to see Baby Amdy in a care home because he'll probably break out and run into traffic after a week. Those women do not play. I remember being trained by such types and being like "ok they're gonna show me how to clean up a woman in a diaper smeared in shit because I don't have those parts and don't want to be rough." The CNAs are ROUGH. I remember thinking "oh, wow, okay it seems like both men and women get cleaned up pretty thoroughly and without remorse," I genuinely thought going as hard as they did would hurt people. But goddamn if they didn't keep UTIs away with their tough scrubbing.
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The idea of Andy being finally driven to suicide by a sassy Dominican woman is pretty funny.
 
New Robo Andy ranting about Andy being a victim or something.

Robo Andy Rants

Oh wait there is real Andy whining about SmokeyMCC, guess Andy is going to show that Smokey what's what.

I am in the middle of a few things at the moment so can't give it a full watch yet, but it looks to be more than the usual robo voice droning on.... Is what I would like to tell you.

Either my audio is messed up or Andy decided halfway through that whatever is on screen is sufficient evidence.

It could be Andy isn't sharing audio to his recording software.

Maybe Andy thinks this speaks for itself, but I have my doubts.

Editing to add Andy has a new short up about how he "accidentally" bought a toothbrush meant for children and now he's getting a second one because he needs dat help.
 
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Bury me in clocks if this has already been posted, but I didn't see it; Andy had a mask melty in a New York 7/11 at some point. This was uploaded by Buzin' Faker yesterday, out of the Baby Andy Archive.

Buzin Faker's Upload

He does a bingo card of standard Andy lines, quotes some statute or order put out by Cuomo, calls the cops, and refuses to leave a private business for a while while blasting his AAC. Pretty standard fare but it just goes to show you, the unsuspecting public is a perfectly valid target for Andy's nonsense if the opportunity presents.

I have never archived or reuploaded youtube videos before, so if there is something fucked up or retarded about how I did this, please let me know how shit I am.

 
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