💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

He's done it a million times, there's no level of care that can satsify him. He will arbitrarily decide that Amdy don't have capaci'y to do random shit and if you push back on anything at all he will have a tantrum, which may extend into a larger schizo/antisocial moodswing that will have him starting fights with anyone about anything for an extended period, and if you challenge him too hard he'll start plotting to prove you wrong and punish you in the long term. He does this in every single living situation, without exception, every time.

Honestly,it's a little tiring at this point,just hurry up with the good stuff already!!!

 

[The Un-Clit]

Amdy already complaining about his caregiver asking to be more independent again dis Gon be good!

The stupid malingering fuck dosent even know that caregivers are supposed to encourage as much independence as possible for their charges, both to improve their confidence and growth towards needing less care but also to reduce the burden placed on caregivers.

But of course Andy wants to dump ALL the burden onto his caretakers and be responsible for nothing and just like an infant be fed, washed, changed and provided everything. His caretaker will figure this out soon enough. And then?

Sometimes I just want to stop following this channel for the good of my blood pressure, but instinct tells me there is a big crash-out coming up soon for diaper boy. He's about due for one.

 

[A-Stump]

He's done it a million times, there's no level of care that can satsify him. He will arbitrarily decide that Amdy don't have capaci'y to do random shit and if you push back on anything at all he will have a tantrum, which may extend into a larger schizo/antisocial moodswing that will have him starting fights with anyone about anything for an extended period, and if you challenge him too hard he'll start plotting to prove you wrong and punish you in the long term. He does this in every single living situation, without exception, every time.

He doesn't want care or his diaper changed. Those are just pluses.

He wants never ending conflict. If Somalia was personified, it'd be Andy.

 

[Moar Krabs]

He's done it a million times, there's no level of care that can satsify him. He will arbitrarily decide that Amdy don't have capaci'y to do random shit and if you push back on anything at all he will have a tantrum, which may extend into a larger schizo/antisocial moodswing that will have him starting fights with anyone about anything for an extended period, and if you challenge him too hard he'll start plotting to prove you wrong and punish you in the long term. He does this in every single living situation, without exception, every time.

The man thinks hes playing 3d chess when in actuality hes playing 2d checkers like most cows Andy always thinks hes one step ahead when in actuality its the exact opposite

 

[VF-1J Armored Valkyrie]

The man thinks hes playing 3d chess when in actuality hes playing 2d checkers like most cows Andy always thinks hes one step ahead when in actuality its the exact opposite

It's a gay preddit-tier meme but Andy fits it to a T, he's the pigeon that shits all over the board and struts waddles away like he won. Figuratively and literally.

 

[Autismobili Lamborghini]

He doesn't want care or his diaper changed. Those are just pluses.

He wants never ending conflict. If Somalia was personified, it'd be Andy.

This. His dad would call him evil when he’d get like that


Andy’s always trying drag people down to his level, they say to never wrestle with a pig in the mud, you get dirty, tired and the pig loves it.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

 

[VF-1J Armored Valkyrie]

He's crashing out over the phones again.

TL;DW:

• Andy's caregivers are attempting to gradually coax him into trying to learn self-care, which makes Andy unhappy.
• His room-mate is actually nonverbal with other major medical needs, and Andy's way of making everything as big a headache as possible is making it hard to give the other residents the right level of care.
• Said room-mate allegedly smokes weed and cigarettes in the house.
• Said room-mate also allegedly leaves the oven and stove on, causing Andy to injure himself.
• He is still doing the 'you say I fake, you say I don't need help so I obstruct my own care', now with this man Will.
• The home is understaffed and Andy is left alone. The phone operator asks Andy how long he has been left alone, Andy says 10 minutes.
• Andy 'loves his caregiver so much, but hates how he talks about and treats Andy'.
• The home allegedly has major electrical problems causing appliances to spark and/or not work.

It seems pretty clear that Andy is hitting the phase in his cycle of behavior where he starts ratcheting up the combativeness and trying to get people in trouble for challenging his helplessness and other petty nonsense.

 

[pooterino]

The stupid malingering fuck dosent even know that caregivers are supposed to encourage as much independence as possible for their charges, both to improve their confidence and growth towards needing less care but also to reduce the burden placed on caregivers.

But of course Andy wants to dump ALL the burden onto his caretakers and be responsible for nothing and just like an infant be fed, washed, changed and provided everything. His caretaker will figure this out soon enough. And then?

Sometimes I just want to stop following this channel for the good of my blood pressure, but instinct tells me there is a big crash-out coming up soon for diaper boy. He's about due for one.

Ayuh.

Powerlevel me or whatever, idc, but this is 100% true. Having worked with both 'tards and the elderly in healthcare... it is absolutely imperative to those healthcare workers who deal with both groups to try to get them to do things for themselves so that they do not become physically and mentally weak, hopeless, and "institutionalized." I can't even begin to count how many goddamn old people I've had to explain to that being unable to do one specific thing X doesn't mean that I have to sit here and feed you bite by bite, or wipe your asshole when you're totally capable of it, or any number of things which I've fuckin' seen you do when you've needed it done quick fast and in a hurry. My boss and my boss' boss and the site admin literally don't want me to to help you (outside of cajoling and positive reinforcement). You're just being a creepy leech, lady or guy.

Yes, if you can no longer reach your asshole, I will wipe it for you. No, I'm not your butthole cleaner nor is anyone else here. We're (unfortunately for you) professionals who need to delegate time and help to the most needy. Brush your own damn teeth.

Baby Amdy is a complete nightmare for everyone around him in group or care homes and I wish he could be blacklisted from every single one in the continental and extended United States.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

He's crashing out over the phones again.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ude6OfEBBUY
TL;DW:

• Andy's caregivers are attempting to gradually coax him into trying to learn self-care, which makes Andy unhappy.
• His room-mate is actually nonverbal with other major medical needs, and Andy's way of making everything as big a headache as possible is making it hard to give the other residents the right level of care.
• Said room-mate allegedly smokes weed and cigarettes in the house.
• Said room-mate also allegedly leaves the oven and stove on, causing Andy to injure himself.
• He is still doing the 'you say I fake, you say I don't need help so I obstruct my own care', now with this man Will.
• The home is understaffed and Andy is left alone. The phone operator asks Andy how long he has been left alone, Andy says 10 minutes.
• Andy 'loves his caregiver so much, but hates how he talks about and treats Andy'.
• The home allegedly has major electrical problems causing appliances to spark and/or not work.

It seems pretty clear that Andy is hitting the phase in his cycle of behavior where he starts ratcheting up the combativeness and trying to get people in trouble for challenging his helplessness and other petty nonsense.

Sure looks it.

Andy puts on a monocle as he dials his phone:
"Hello room service? The butt wiper you gave me has broken down and I refuse to do it myself. Arrange personal transport to a new hotel with better services. I simply shan't be staying in your accommodations any longer."

 

[sixuglymidgets]

How long before Andy burns through these people's kindness?

 

[twinArmageddons]

How long before Andy burns through these people's kindness?

FIVE MINUTES or five days if you're a filthy monkey

 

[Ilabelle21]

He's crashing out over the phones again.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ude6OfEBBUY
TL;DW:

• Andy's caregivers are attempting to gradually coax him into trying to learn self-care, which makes Andy unhappy.
• His room-mate is actually nonverbal with other major medical needs, and Andy's way of making everything as big a headache as possible is making it hard to give the other residents the right level of care.
• Said room-mate allegedly smokes weed and cigarettes in the house.
• Said room-mate also allegedly leaves the oven and stove on, causing Andy to injure himself.
• He is still doing the 'you say I fake, you say I don't need help so I obstruct my own care', now with this man Will.
• The home is understaffed and Andy is left alone. The phone operator asks Andy how long he has been left alone, Andy says 10 minutes.
• Andy 'loves his caregiver so much, but hates how he talks about and treats Andy'.
• The home allegedly has major electrical problems causing appliances to spark and/or not work.

It seems pretty clear that Andy is hitting the phase in his cycle of behavior where he starts ratcheting up the combativeness and trying to get people in trouble for challenging his helplessness and other petty nonsense.

Oh god. 10 whole minutes. Trying to make him self sufficient in certain aspects? Don't they know that Andy needs more help than anyone in the entire world?

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

All of those suits are so ill-fitting, but Andy's is especially ill-fitting. Is it rented or borrowed?
...Man, imagine loaning a suit to Andy Ditch.

I'm tired of people making the same tired old Reagan jokes every time asylums come up. Like yapping about shit from decades ago while ignoring how it was a bipartisan decision will ever fix anything, when we still have the bleeding hearts from the local care and harm reduction crowds running the system and acting like none of these psychos ever need to be separated from society.

The main cause of asylums closing is mostly due to legal cases. O'Connor v. Donaldson was a Supreme Court case declaring that the state has to prove that someone is dangerous before committing them. Joyce Brown / Billie Boggs' legal case to not be committed just because she was a schizophrenic junkie who shat on the sidewalk, which she won, and continued to do drugs in public and use the street as her toilet. The justice system has decreed that it is an inalienable human right for homeless lunatics to screech at random passerby.

The "Thanks, Reagan!" jokes aren't just annoying because they're partisan, they're annoying because they imply that the problem was just due to budget cuts. That if we just get more funding for psychiatric care, the problem will get fixed.

Have you noticed how many 'mental health awareness' ads you see now? It's because people keep approving public funds for projects or contributing to charities that promise to promote 'mental health', assuming that it's going towards psychiatric treatment for crazies, unaware that without any authority to commit people it just ends up funding PSAs. Millions of dollars just go to the Ad Council saying "Did you know if you're sad you can go to a therapist?" while hobos continue to throw bottles of piss at you on your way to work.

 

[Amewsed]

Mental health and homelessness programs are a grift by truly evil people who have 0 desire to improve the outcomes of the people they profess they want to help. Just look at California.

That aside, Andy is a fake and deserves to be homeless.

 

[pooterino]

The justice system has decreed that it is an inalienable human right for homeless lunatics to screech at random passerby.

It seems crazy but... it 100% is their inalienable right to screech at people and shit on the sidewalk, like it or hate it. Just like how even the 70 pound woman living in a nursing home has every right to refuse every single meal I present to her, no matter how much I try to prod her into just simply drinking some OJ so that she doesn't die from her heart stopping due to lack of calories or electrolytes. "Resident choice" is the name of the game and so long as they're not hurting anyone else, we cannot and will not try to stop them (or force them to take any action).

What isn't anyone's right, including Andy's, is to try to force some poor CNA (who is making maybe $18 per hour to feed and clothe and toilet and bathe and generally babysit between 10 and 20 residents) to touch his gross little peepee and festering b-hole after the suite of MDs and Psych docs and PTs and OTs and admins have determined that he is generally capable of independence in: feeding, ambulating, toileting, dressing, grooming, etc. It has literally been my job in the past to tell a totally blind woman "yes, I know you're blind but you can still feed your goddamn self when I bring you the food and lay it out and tell you where it is and hand you the utensils." No matter how much she screams at me that it's beyond her. Because it's not.

Andy is 1,000x more capable than that poor old bint and I've told her off dozens of times (sorry, "Mary.") I almost wish I had fat baby Amdy as a resident because it would make me chuckle inwardly to no end to get to tell him to screw every time he wants a butt sponging. The DoN and nurse supervisor and docs and PAs and NPs and RNs would all have my back. Fuck that fat babyshit. According to Andy in the video Valkyrie just posted, the care team has to "check Andy every hour on the hour" !? We don't even do that for fucking comatose patients! Even these most watched after of patients will only get something like oral care every few hours because they're total mouth breathers but checking his diapers for piss every hour? Get the fuck outta here, Andy. Nobody in any care home or even a 24x7 care place in the US of A is gonna do that shit. It's a WILD request. Be independently wealthy if you want that. That's literally the only way.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

It seems crazy but... it 100% is their inalienable right to screech at people and shit on the sidewalk, like it or hate it. Just like how even the 70 pound woman living in a nursing home has every right to refuse every single meal I present to her, no matter how much I try to prod her into just simply drinking some OJ so that she doesn't die from her heart stopping due to lack of calories or electrolytes. "Resident choice" is the name of the game and so long as they're not hurting anyone else, we cannot and will not try to stop them (or force them to take any action).

Fact is, they do end up hurting other people or themselves. Street crazies frequently end up assaulting people or wandering into traffic, drifting in and out of jail cells and emergency rooms, until they gracelessly expire.

If I convince a person with schizophrenia to sign their property over to me, it would be cancelled because they were mentally incompetent. But if someone with schizophrenia decides to sleep in a dumpster and harass people, they're suddenly competent?

What isn't anyone's right, including Andy's, is to try to force some poor CNA (who is making maybe $18 per hour to feed and clothe and toilet and bathe and generally babysit between 10 and 20 residents) to touch his gross little peepee and festering b-hole after the suite of MDs and Psych docs and PTs and OTs and admins have determined that he is generally capable of independence in: feeding, ambulating, toileting, dressing, grooming, etc.

I'll admit, I am getting off-topic. I agree that Andy's main problem is just being really stupid and really cruel.

 

[Autismobili Lamborghini]

It seems crazy but... it 100% is their inalienable right to screech at people and shit on the sidewalk, like it or hate it

What you're describing is a positive right that isn't found in any constitution on earth.

They're homeless and judging by your perception, I am going to tell you the reason that that they don't arrest them is because they're indigent and smelly. Also, that shit's rude as hell man, like calling doubledribble in basketball on retards. You got to let some shit slide, figuratively and literally.


I am going to go a little further and presuppose that you're from CA or India, as only someone from India or California genuinely believes in this right to streetshit, because if you shit on the street in most places and people see you, there's a plethora of charges cops can and will use to charge you, most especially since you're not homeless. Littering, indecent exposure, any ordinance against public defecation/urination, take your pick.

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I love the Speak N Spell AAC torture device, it's a joke that just writes itself over and over.

0:09

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Any getting stuck with Stinky Smokers is peak irony. Really quite poetic.

 

[Moar Krabs]

Sure looks it.

Andy puts on a monocle as he dials his phone:
"Hello room service? The butt wiper you gave me has broken down and I refuse to do it myself. Arrange personal transport to a new hotel with better services. I simply shan't be staying in your accommodations any longer."

Honestly I wonder if he's head would explode if he was told that he had to stop the grift for at least 24 hours. Andy not trying to convince everybody that he has autism or forcing staff to wipe his ass for at least one fucking day would be a sight to see but sadly that day will never come as he will be doing this till a meteor hits the earth and wipes out all of humanity minus him