💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

I hope Janet wrote it in her
for a sec i thought you specified that it had been written in shit.
she should have done that, or give her shit from the sewage system to andrew on her will.
he would be ecstatic like a kid on christmas day UNTIL he complains about the pipe or the systems, or something. because it's scawy and HUwting my eaws!!
 
spoilers, he skips the funeral for a concert.
No way will Andy pass up the chance to steal some of the attention focused on Jan.

What I wanna know is if they're allowing Andy up to speak, because if they do, there's a strong chance the audience will have to hear about Andy and his problems with his anus. It sounds implausible but considering they've already gone as far as letting stinky back into the house for one night and bought a new mattress to do it with, it's not that far-fetched.
 
No way will Andy pass up the chance to steal some of the attention focused on Jan.

What I wanna know is if they're allowing Andy up to speak, because if they do, there's a strong chance the audience will have to hear about Andy and his problems with his anus. It sounds implausible but considering they've already gone as far as letting stinky back into the house for one night and bought a new mattress to do it with, it's not that far-fetched.
if Andy is just being Andy, that will 100% happen or something of the sort, and judging by what he posted about the passing of Janet not really seeing her as a mother more of a road block about his whole diaper shit.
 
No way will Andy pass up the chance to steal some of the attention focused on Jan.

What I wanna know is if they're allowing Andy up to speak, because if they do, there's a strong chance the audience will have to hear about Andy and his problems with his anus. It sounds implausible but considering they've already gone as far as letting stinky back into the house for one night and bought a new mattress to do it with, it's not that far-fetched.
It's not unheard of to have a funeral before the obituary announcement. If I were Joe, I would have had the funeral in secrecy and then a week after announce Janet's passing in the newspaper. Then Andy is forever angry that he was denied the opportunity to call out his boosers at his mom's funeral service.
 
No way will Andy pass up the chance to steal some of the attention focused on Jan.

What I wanna know is if they're allowing Andy up to speak, because if they do, there's a strong chance the audience will have to hear about Andy and his problems with his anus. It sounds implausible but considering they've already gone as far as letting stinky back into the house for one night and bought a new mattress to do it with, it's not that far-fetched.
"Andy wants to say a f-few words about mom and we're all here today to-And I think I'm poopin' myself damnit, I'm poopin' myself, I'm poopin' myself!!! *unintelligible pervert noises* I didn't even know I was recording!" (Proceeds to fall into his mothers open grave.)
 
lets be real, Andy would have absolutely throw a diaper throwing tantrum at the funeral if he felt he could have gotten away with it.
I have little doubt that when the speaker was eulogizing Mrs Ditch, Andy purposefully began to squeeze a log out into his crinkles. He probably got a micro chubby, leaned over and whispered into Joe's ear that he needs "hewoop" changing his "doyper" because of his fauxtism...just to further defame his mother one last time.
 
I have little doubt that when the speaker was eulogizing Mrs Ditch, Andy purposefully began to squeeze a log out into his crinkles. He probably got a micro chubby, leaned over and whispered into Joe's ear that he needs "hewoop" changing his "doyper" because of his fauxtism...just to further defame his mother one last time.
Mmhm. Because Andy can never let a moment be about anyone else. We've seen this all the time when his mom needed help. I'm glad Tom drove him back the moment the funeral was over.
 
Why are we assuming they actually did that? Literally everything Andy says is a complete lie and that came from him. I mean they might have as others have said so he's not a COMPLETE faggot (but realistically why even bring him?), but I'll give them the benefit of the doubt.

"Trying really hard to support them" actually made me want to punch my screen, Andy has done nothing but ruin these peoples lives from the second he was born but he's "supporting them" through this hard time? Get fucked retard
 
So I pop on a Beefy video to listen to while I do shit.
10 minutes in and I got 3 more diseases for the list. Every god damn video andy is saying he has a new disease. He's worse than Spoony when he claimed to have staff infections in his nipples and spotty rocky mountain fever.
Andy's new diseases:
23Q13 Deletion Syndrome (A genetic disability that causes autism)
Hashimoto disease (thyroid disease, makes you fat.)
Hyperthyroid (supposedly only on his childhood records)
edit: MORE
"High risk" for crohn's disease
Muscle Coordination issues
Kidney issues
Question, what video is this?
 
No grieving family members beat his ass yet?

Are they all just as pathetic as Andy?

Or if I'm being generous, Maybe they dont want to catch a disease from touching him.
I'm betting it's that third option. I would want my hand removed if it came in contact with Andy's body, bodily fluids, or bodily waste. No amount of bleach would be able to remove the contamination.
 
No grieving family members beat his ass yet?

Are they all just as pathetic as Andy?
Why would they risk giving Andy exactly what he wants by kicking his ass? That's fucking stupid. He wants to be a victim and that would make him into even more of a wailing bitchbaby, and on top of that give him a new angle on his bullshit lawfare.
 
Why would they risk giving Andy exactly what he wants by kicking his ass? That's fucking stupid. He wants to be a victim and that would make him into even more of a wailing bitchbaby, and on top of that give him a new angle on his bullshit lawfare.

A REAL PROPER ASS BEATING that puts the fear of god in him is gonna lead to too much shame and fear to go to the cops.

You seem just as pathetic as him and his family of diaper fetish attempted murder enablers.
 
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