💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

About 10 years later, an ex-con is telling his friend about his time inside, then he gets a really dark look on his face when he recounts this...

"So, it's real early in the morning, lights just coming on, and I really need a shower. I get my stuff on and my cellie suddenly stops me and says "Bro, you don't wanna go into the showers till 9, trust me." I say he's crazy, and he warns me again. "I'm serious, man!" I tell him I stink and I'm gettin my hot shower before the rest of the animals. So I get into the shower, and what do I see, but this big fat guy bawling like a baby with one guy holding a plunger in his mouth while the other guy is behind him...well, I'll let you fill in the blanks. I turn on my heel, tell myself I didn't see nothing, and I waited till 9 after all."
Can we get a blankie party too?
 
I'll bet the local police were just itching for an excuse to grab Andy's phone so he would quit calling them all the time, and Andy gave them the perfect excuse with his bait post. What a moron.
He's an idiot, and I bet everyone at that police district would love to get him out of their town.

I found it interesting the detective essentially said they'd be talking again. Kinda seems like he might actually be in some sort of trouble this time.
 
"Where this all started" Did he find Patient Zero of Autism?
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So Andrew Ditch wants to act autistic but as soon as he is told he needs supervision to go outside he screeches like a banshee and talks about his rights, people like him disgust me since there are those with legit mental issues. So my proposition is simple, reopen asylums and put people like Andrew in them, he can get all the care he requires, and he can stop being a burdened on those around him
 
Does anyone have the video where he's outside a hospital.. i think its winter and there's snow.. and the staff are trying to get him to a cab.. but he runs out in the road, starts banging his head on the cement, and his glasses break and you see a spot of blood? Been looking for that for awhile but can't find it. Definitely one of his more unhinged moments..
 
Does anyone have the video where he's outside a hospital.. i think its winter and there's snow.. and the staff are trying to get him to a cab.. but he runs out in the road, starts banging his head on the cement, and his glasses break and you see a spot of blood? Been looking for that for awhile but can't find it. Definitely one of his more unhinged moments..

I've got it but with funny music and sound effects, which I do believe adds to it


or if you'd prefer without the silly
 
Imagine being assigned to learn about Andrew Ditch, you know, few youtube videos he's got up is pretty daunting, but then.. a fucking archive. 200 hours of SOLID Andee videos. You have to watch and catalogue all of them. It is day 11, you have seen Andy's earliest videos, your sidearm feels.. heavy today, in it's holster.. and you see.. a way out.
 

I've got it but with funny music and sound effects, which I do believe adds to it


or if you'd prefer without the silly
Hey wait a second for someone who cant cross roads he went across at least 3 crossings and even waited for the car to pass at the second one than only once he saw the hospital staff were coming he than ran more like waddled into the road. Hmm its almost like andrew manipulates and fakes who would have thought that little baby fetishist innocent vulnerable andy is fully capable of crossing the road wow his autism must have been cured by all the snow now I get why he lays in the snow.
 
Hey wait a second for someone who cant cross roads he went across at least 3 crossings and even waited for the car to pass at the second one than only once he saw the hospital staff were coming he than ran more like waddled into the road. Hmm its almost like andrew manipulates and fakes who would have thought that little baby fetishist innocent vulnerable andy is fully capable of crossing the road wow his autism must have been cured by all the snow now I get why he lays in the snow.
One time he literally made a video showing how to safely cross the street and then said “this is why I can’t cross the street “ lol.
 
One time he literally made a video showing how to safely cross the street and then said “this is why I can’t cross the street “ lol.
like yesterday when he told the cop that he wouldnt give his name, and then proceeded to tell the cop about his youtube channel AND his name. hes such a fuckhead.
 
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