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💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.
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- 3 de Mar, 2019
Poor Andy. Stwuggle to do anything. Even drink water or eat food. Hopefully someone changed his "poop diaper" for Christmas.
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- 3 de Feb, 2024
I really despise Andy's use of the word. Especially with situations like the Tucker video, it makes it very clear that it's all a disgusting shitbaby fetish. Every time Andy says the word 'poop', he is indulging in a disgusting sexual game where he acts out this fantasy of the helpless 300 pound 40 year old shitbaby monster and absolutely terrorizes anyone who doesn't play along.
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- 17 de Ene, 2017
I have a hard time believing andy has a good relationship with his roommate.
Its more likely andy is sitting in his room on his computer playing fortnite with 9 year olds, and he had a simple awkward meal with his roomie for about 10 minutes where they pretend to get along for the sake of christmas.
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- 10 de Nov, 2013
Made even more clear when he's angry and decides to drop the 'in a bed with piss and shit in it!' line which happens...a lot more than I thought it would.
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- 11 de Dic, 2024
There was a time back when he was living at home when Janet was still living when he never failed to bring it up during meals. The minute the family sat down to eat it was the same routine. Immediately begins talking about shit filled diapers, leg sores, Tucker tonguing his asshole. Then sperg out and act confused as to why Tom is degusted and pissed off.
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- 18 de Sep, 2021
Or when he refers to it being "loaded".
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- 17 de Ene, 2017
and if dinner wasn't on the table exactly at 6 he'd sperg out and make everyone miserable.
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- 11 de Feb, 2025
If I am not mistaken, he had called the police several times for late dinners.
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- 4 de Jul, 2022
This is one of those cows I find having a hard time laughing at. So long as I'm aware that he has the self-awareness then it kills though enjoyment when he does weird shit.
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- 11 de Oct, 2014
You are very far from alone in this. Andy is the kind of cow that could bring the A-log out in Ghandi.
White Glint
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- 22 de Sep, 2025
I think most of us are in the same boat, really. Personally, at least, I just laugh and giggle at most other lolcows and don't necessarily wish them anything bad, but Andy is just such a repulsive human being that I can't feel any sympathy for him. Whatever misery he's got coming for him he fully deserves.
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- 31 de Jul, 2025
Everything about Andy's behavior activates this kind of primal disgust in me that I can't quite explain. The best way I can really put it is like this: If I were a cave man with no understanding of what polite society was like and practically no understanding of right and wrong, I would still be enraged and/or repulsed by him.
In order to survive, humans have developed a drive to work hard, a sense of personal hygiene, and a basic understanding of how to treat their fellow man. Andy has somehow managed to inherit none of those fundamental human traits. By some grace of whatever cruel god is out there, he ended up a malingering, coprophiliac man-child who "buses" anyone and everyone who try to give him care that he does not need. He is the kind of man our ancestors would've left in the mountains to be eaten by wolves should he have been born before proper society formed.
We as humans are all hardwired to dislike every aspect of Andy's behavior, and in my (uneducated) opinion I think that's why he's able to inspire so much hate in all of us.
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- 17 de Ene, 2017
Andy spent all that time screeching about how he's 'always dehydrated' yet I've never seen his room with less than 6 2 liters of pop.
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- 19 de Oct, 2021
I usually watch my favorite Columbo episodes this time of year.
The ones with Dick Van Dyke, Johnny Cash and Donald Pleasance are the ones I recommend Squatch Watchers check out because of how good they are. The one with Roddy McDowell rigging an explosive box of cigars to kill his Uncle and then Columbo getting him to have a 1970s style autism freak out is also very good.
The ones with Dick Van Dyke, Johnny Cash and Donald Pleasance are the ones I recommend Squatch Watchers check out because of how good they are. The one with Roddy McDowell rigging an explosive box of cigars to kill his Uncle and then Columbo getting him to have a 1970s style autism freak out is also very good.
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- 17 de Ene, 2017
I'm presently watching Murder, She Wrote.
A spry Mrs. Potts from Beauty and the Beast solving murders. its also an old celebrity hunt. I love it.
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- 15 de Jun, 2017
When his folks and the dogs physically harmed in any way, that’s where I draw the line.
He can wear shitty diapers and talk like he learned English yesterday, but don’t fuck with those dogs health.
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- 11 de Feb, 2019
That's less of a problem than you think. Andrew is not a typical lolcow, When lolcows become extreme and the usual watching cycle will be replaced by hate-watching, and once that starts, the outcome eventually becomes destructive. It's sociopathic, in that they want to 'break their toy', remember Sid from Toy Story? Same thought process and motivations from people (usually younger) who ostensibly are tired of playing nice as an audience to a sick fuck.
There are a number of lolcows that fell into that perverse dynamic eventually, if not in the end: Madthad0890, Nick Bate, Daniel Larson, many others.
I abhor faggots doing that kind of shit, its why we can't have nice things. But perhaps hypocritically, I also find myself silently cheering them on from time to time, despite my own opposition to the faggotry. Sometimes the shit is hilarious/necessary.
JumpingJackFash
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- 11 de Dic, 2024
Andy never makes me laugh. Its Tom's rage filled meltdowns or when he mocks Andy that's funny now. Or Joe blasting a trumpet in his face. There's nothing funny about Andy besides those moments when he's in actual pain and screaming.