💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

[JumpingJackFash]

They did; they were just kept in asylums. The asylums were so overcrowded and understaffed that the patients sat around naked, smeared in their own shit all day. Almost Heaven for Andy, except they would keep him drugged into insensibility at all times and nobody would pay attention to him. If he acted up, they would give him a nice ice water bath or a shock treatment to calm him down. If he got violent, they would drug him some more, tie him to his bed, and discuss giving him a lobotomy.

I'm like a lot of men heading into their late 30s and early 40s who are just tired of a retarded clown world. Think about all the people on the crisis lines left on hold who actually needed help while Andy was on there crying like a walrus because someone wouldn't kiss his asshole. Our patience and compassion has been taxed past the breaking point. Our own quality of life has suffered so brutally so we could prop up a society that exists to nursemaid retards like Andy. I think 20 something year old me would have felt bad for Andy. 36 yr old me just wants to see him catch on fire and die. I just look at Andy and all the pedo red flags and how the current system's response isn't a bunch of cops beating him with batons. Its more dumpy fat female social workers to come and hold his hand and baby talk to him. To gently scold him like a five yr old who just stole a Snickers from a store. In a sane nation the minute he was trying to lure an 11 yr old to his bedroom to "play videogames" Andy would have been taken out and shot.

 

[Moar Krabs]

I'm surprised none of them have been up his butt yet.

 

[pooterino]

roxicodone

Sorry to hear about your arm, bruv. Just don't ever grind up those roxis and snort em. Had friends that used to do that. They're drugpunks now. They used to fiend for roxies because they're instant release; good for snorting. If you can get an XR or extended release version, stick with that. Much safer.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Have I done him justice?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Zu97iGVXc5U

I appreciate the unga bunga grunge jungle music. Really captures the primal (fake)retard nature of Amdy.

 

[pooterino]

I appreciate the unga bunga grunge jungle music. Really captures the primal (fake)retard nature of Amdy.

Quality stuff but it requires more "I need dat hewp!"

Edit: "don't be mean/why don't you come lick my asshole clean/I'll settle for some dope morphine" saves it

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Andy the diapered poopsquatch
Had a very shiny dome.
And if you ever 'bused him
he would terrorize his home.

All of the other Ditches
used to groan and call him Fink
Andy swore he'd teach them
by poisoning all their drinks

Then one foggy Christmas eve
Officer Bently came to say
"Andy you're fake and going to jail
and don't make me use my pepperspray!"

Andy screamed 'I'll sue you!'
As Bently led him away
The Ditch house was then quiet
for about 2 whole days.

 

[Danger]

Andy the diapered poopsquatch
Had a very shiny dome.
And if you ever 'bused him
he would terrorize his home.

All of the other Ditches
used to groan and call him Fink
Andy swore he'd teach them
by poisoning all their drinks

Then one foggy Christmas eve
Officer Bently came to say
Andy you're fake and going to jail
and don't make me use my pepperspray

Andy screamed 'I'll sue you!'
As Bently led him away
The Ditch house was then quiet
for about 2 whole days.

That's a work of art bro

 

[Amewsed]

The degenerate is at it again.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

The degenerate is at it again.

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Andy "Its totally not a fetish and I don't fixate on shit" Ditch.

 

[Queen Metalia]

Andy "Its totally not a fetish and I don't fixate on shit" Ditch.

Conspiracy theory; Andy is an actual piece of shit that somehow gained sentience.

 

[Ilabelle21]

All of Andy's Questions. He's comparing himself to a toddler again. And a dog.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Conspiracy theory; Andy is an actual piece of shit that somehow gained sentience.

There was a whole episode of south park covering that.
And there's a good chance he weighs more than Randy's massive shit and Bono combined.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

New video. Riveting content!

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=nVLGZWrrt1o

POV: You're about to get raped by a fat retard with leg sours and a shitty dyapur

All of Andy's Questions. He's comparing himself to a toddler again. And a dog.
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Each day that I'm still alive I pray that one of these times Andy runs off in a fake autistic rage a giant pitbull is waiting for him just outside his house

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

New video. Riveting content!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nVLGZWrrt1o

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=nVLGZWrrt1o

POV: You're about to get raped by a fat retard with leg sours and a shitty dyapur

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Each day that I'm still alive I pray that one of these times Andy runs off in a fake autistic rage a giant pitbull is waiting for him just outside his house

I feel bad for that poor shirt. Even that XXXXXL shirt looks stretched out on Andy's fat frame.

I am 80% certain he's gotten fatter.

 

[Coily the Spring Sprite]

New video. Riveting content!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nVLGZWrrt1o

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=nVLGZWrrt1o

I wonder if he's planning to become a "disability advocate". Maybe his own version of the Killstream but interviewing people whom also enjoy marinating themselves in poopy diapers.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

I wonder if he's planning to become a "disability advocate". Maybe his own version of the Killstream but interviewing people whom also enjoy marinating themselves in poopy diapers.

Imagine he becomes a disability lawyer and has his clients change his diapers.

 

[Amewsed]

I wonder if he's planning to become a "disability advocate". Maybe his own version of the Killstream but interviewing people whom also enjoy marinating themselves in poopy diapers.

He's said that quite a few times. He just can't because he cant get "dat help."

 

[Ilabelle21]

Pretty sure the elvis lip used to be on his other side.

edit: Yep.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

He's said that quite a few times. He just can't because he cant get "dat help."

Yeah, the only way andy's becoming an advocate is if someone does all the work for him because doing it himself would be more evidence he's not a sped who can't find his asshole, and therefore doesn't need a personal buttwiper.

And Andy would rather die than wipe his own ass.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

So I start watching this, and my first thought it: Where the hell is he recording this?
Then I remembered he's now in a tard house in a suburban area.
But considering how we just got 'I'm a toddler' and now we're seeing brand new ticks out of Andy, I think he's welling up for a massive tantrum. Gotta seem stupid and harmless before he's 'aboosed.'