An Idea / Insurance Scheme

[Łimønča]

Insurance. It is an intrinsic part of everyday life. There's life, health, dental, car, home, business and many more forms of insurance. However I've been thinking about setting up a company that insures consumer goods: computers, lawn mowers, chairs, dildos, mining equipment, et cetera. How would I go about setting this up?

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Rub your hands together 3x and join your local rabbi.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

No.

 

[Uncle Warren]

Insurance. It is an intrinsic part of everyday life. There's life, health, dental, car, home, business and many more forms of insurance. However I've been thinking about setting up a company that insures consumer goods: computers, lawn mowers, chairs, dildos, mining equipment, et cetera. How would I go about setting this up?

Assurance and All-State do that already.

 

[Łimønča]

Assurance and All-State do that already.

Then I can forcibly take over the company and make it mine.

 

[inception_state]

Insurance. It is an intrinsic part of everyday life. There's life, health, dental, car, home, business and many more forms of insurance. However I've been thinking about setting up a company that insures consumer goods: computers, lawn mowers, chairs, dildos, mining equipment, et cetera. How would I go about setting this up?

You've never gotten harassed to pay $20 for an extended warranty on $40 headphones? Stores like Best Buy figured this out ages ago, and it's generally a ripoff.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Even Amazon pesters you to buy this on every single thing you order.

 

[Łimønča]

Even Amazon pesters you to buy this on every single thing you order.

Yeah but mine will be more professional.

 

[Ramborambo]

Offer covid vaccine nano robot insurance. If a claimant can prove the nano robots in their vaccine caused adverse health effects, pay to have all of their blood removed. It's on them to source the replacement blood. I bet you could make a dollar or two if you advertise this in the right circles.

 

[Begemot]

Yeah but mine will be more professional.

You wouldn't have the scale required to set up an insurance company just as a random bloke.

Real answer: Start screeching foul misbegotten prayers to Chemosh in archaic Moabite and sacrifice your firstborn. You'll get set up with an insurance company.

 

[Łimønča]

You wouldn't have the scale required to set up an insurance company just as a random bloke.

Real answer: Start screeching foul misbegotten prayers to Chemosh in archaic Moabite and sacrifice your firstborn. You'll get set up with an insurance company.

Done and done.

 

[Ged!]

You'll probably need a bit of liquidity, but just take out ads saying you're selling insurance policies, and then sell insurance policies.

 

[Łimønča]

I think we need a whole new forum dedicated to discussing unethical strategies to generate liquidity, primarily for people who have little to no money like myself.

 

[Begemot]

I think we need a whole new forum dedicated to discussing unethical strategies to generate liquidity, primarily for people who have little to no money like myself.

'Schemes and simps'?