An ant bit my dick: The Thread

[applecat]

 

[Male]

 

[LM 697]

 

[Male]

 

[Dollars2010]

OTP

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

What if Fishkill's fan fell on his dick?

 

[Mondo Zappa]

 

[Ariel]

What if Fishkill's fan fell on his dick?

It would be hilarious!

 

[LM 697]

What if Fishkill's fan fell on his dick?

"good thing it is small enough to not be torn up by the fan" - fishkill

 

[A-Stump]

The ant was bigger than his dick

 

[Male]

 

[Ariel]

Officer Arthropod

 

[Male]

As the forum's favorite ween, have I done anything that has me close to getting banned? I can't tell if I shitpost and im too embarrassed to ask anywhere else.

Who are you?

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

 

[The Hunter]

Fishkill's song, courtesy of the guy who wrote these sick lyrics in Skype. The awful singing and tactical ragequit at the end are all futuristic artistic stylings, not me being a terrible singer.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s12iWfLwVpYK

It was supposed to be in Spanish. Let me get you the actual lyrics.

Cuando yo era un niño pequeño
Una hormiga mordio mi pinche polla
La hormiga era muy agresivo
Y el estaba hambriento por mi pene

Cientos y cientos de hormigas
Fueron un festin con mis genitales
Saque mi revolver
Y poner diez agujeros en mi polla

 

[Tavern Explorer]

It was supposed to be in Spanish. Let me get you the actual lyrics.

Cuando yo era un niño pequeño
Una hormiga mordio mi pinche polla
La hormiga era muy agresivo
Y el estaba hambriento por mi pene

Cientos y cientos de hormigas
Fueron un festin con mis genitales
Saque mi revolver
Y poner diez agujeros en mi polla

I'LL WORK ON IT

 

[Null]

The dick's perspective:

trigger

 

[Dr. Mario]

Needs more Autism:

 

[Sexual Stallone]

Can you catch autism from an ant biting yo dick?

 

[Dr. Mario]

Can you catch autism from an ant biting yo dick?

Yes, you can.