Amusing Engrish from Item Listings

[internet friend]

Butterfly practice tableware

You know what... I kinda like it

 

[The_Red_Man]

theres a resteraunt nearby called "bich nga"

Based St. Pete Chad.

5572 Park Blvd, Pinellas Park, FL 33781

 

[Aunt Carol]

Old news, but I can't get enough of this theme.

Stepping on shit feeling
Military training is special


It's like stepping on a mushroom cloud

 

[Sperghetti]

Oh man, I've been collecting these.



Friby? Owl elves? Furbiness? Phoebe? At least they speak Russian.



"Mental retardation cute".



No Engrish, but I just love the juxtaposition of these images so much.

 

[Aunt Carol]

True Friendship Can Come in Many Forms
(not Engrish, listed as Beautiful Vintage Foam Computer Mouse Pad)

 

[Doppelmonger]

Directly from AliExpress and presented without context, nor text (because it didn't had any)

 

[Iron Jaguar]

This is nearly always true, but I did buy those emergency pee bags and they're legit, at least as kids go. haw

I know what they're going for here, but I love the delivery:
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The jingle bell retailers wash their hands of them after they ship; what you do with the bells is on your own conscience:
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[Aunt Carol]

Full of beards
Full of luck

 

[Aunt Carol]

Very Very Popular for:
beer belly men
Teen boy
Hide man boobs
Fashion men
Office workers

 

[Aunt Carol]

Suitable for multiple scenarios

(again not Engrish, but great graphic design. These ladies are hot to trot and the acetate cat clip, that they are not wearing, is central to it all.)


Visibly plump after use

 

[Aunt Carol]

This is odd but not terrible English, but what an awful product to think about.

Double-sided abrasive teether

Make teeth grinding so easy

 

[Aunt Carol]

STAB OUTDOOR FOLDING KNIFE

I guess that's not a bad description.

 

[Clovis]

Autistic cats.

 

[vomitusdeux]

shock simulation stress illness is how I felt when I saw the unclit for the first time

 

[Aunt Carol]

shock simulation stress illness is how I felt when I saw the unclit for the first time

All four of these are plausible username+avatar combinations. Good find, @Clovis.

 

[vomitusdeux]

All four of these are plausible username+avatar combinations. Good find, @Clovis.

going to see if I can change my username to "long-lived indoor autistic depression"

 

[Buttigieg2020]

Engrish.com is great for this.

 

[Aunt Carol]

No visible words but I thought you might like to see this.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

No visible words but I thought you might like to see this.
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Winnie the Pooh and The Hills Have Eyes is not a crossover I would have expected.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

No visible words but I thought you might like to see this.
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It's like Harmony Korine's "Gummo" and "Spring Breakers" movies had a baby.